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Mr. Banana was sent to the rotating exile to the countries that inspired him so much – half year in North Korea as a personal friend of the dictator Chophead-So-ill and another half year in Sudden Barbaria as a secretary of the royal family. All 50 States seceded from Washington, DC, which was sawed off of the continent and pushed to the Atlantic ocean along with all career politicians, blood sucking lawyers and "progressive" liberals. Newly formed federal government was relocated to Alaska, it was about 0.1% of the Banana's government with the budget slightly below Wassila's budget and with equally harmless powers, and the new Snow House and De-Capitol were covered with ornament of the words of wisdom:" The good government is the one that governs as less as possible", "Government is never a solution, government always IS the problem", "Government is a necessary evil", "Power to the people, not to people's enemy government", "Better to be rich in unequal degree than equally poor", "Free, prosperous and viable society can consist of only free and prosperous people", "Emotions based policy is always a bad policy, the evidence based policy is a good one", "Road to hell is paved with good intentions", "The Right is always right, the Left is always wrong" and the like. Happy end. All the millions of dollars for the scenario I shall donate to the freedom causes.