They both wore white smocks and surgical masks and rubber gloves. Dr. Maria Winter-the almost-beautiful amazon with the luminous brown eyes, her dark hair piled in a bun-stood at the end of the table, between my wife’s legs, a rubber pad beneath Peggy’s hips, the doctor washing her with a soapy sponge from a stainless steel basin, water running down over her pubic region, moistening the pad, and streaming down into a catch bucket.
At the counter, tall blond Lloyd Watterson-ice-blue eyes frozen over the surgical mask-half-turned from transferring hot instruments from a sterilizer into a flat metal basin of steaming water. The instruments were mostly a delicate assortment of scalpels and curettes, and Lloyd held in his rubber-gloved hand a long, slender instrument with a rounded end, which I didn’t much like the looks of.
“Put down your spoon, Lloyd,” I said. “And put up your hands.”
Lloyd nodded and dropped the instrument into the water with a little splash.
Pushing herself up on her elbows, feet still in the stirrups, Peggy was looking at me, eyes huge, mouth moving, but nothing coming out. I yanked the hospital gown down over her. Dr. Winter stood there, soapy sponge in one hand, basin in the other, like a statue in the Abortion Museum.
A towering woman, Dr. Winter was, but when I shoved the snout of the nine-millimeter in her throat, just under the surgical mask, she seemed to grow even taller, as her chin lifted and long lashes fluttered over those patronizing dark eyes of hers.
Calmly, I asked the doctor, “Have you done anything yet?”
“What?” Her eyes and nostrils flared like a frightened horse. “No! We were just about to begin the procedure.”
“I see… Lloyd! Keep those hands up, and away from those instruments! Try to imagine how much I’m looking for an excuse to splash your fucking brains across those cabinets!”
That gave Lloyd a spasmodic start, and he thrust his hands higher.
I returned my attention to Dr. Winter, yanking the mask down, exposing the entire olive oval of her face. I lowered the nine-millimeter from her neck, and smacked the barrel of the gun against the brim of the metal basin in her hands, knocking it out of them, sending it clattering, splashing to the floor.
The amazon abortionist jumped back, unnerved.
“Well, we certainly do thank you for your time, Doctor-but the little lady and me have had second thoughts. We’ve decided to have this baby.”
Peggy finally managed to say, “Nathan… please!”
I smiled over my shoulder at her. “Let’s not air our trivial little personal disagreements in front of the good doctor, here, and her estimable aide… Eliot!”
My friend stepped in, the. 45 in hand.
“Eliot, this is Dr. Maria Winter-Dr. Winter, Eliot Ness. Oh, and of course, you know Lloyd, already.”
“Dr. Winter,” Eliot said, nodding politely. “Hello, Lloyd.”
Lloyd said nothing, hands high, eyes twitching over the surgical mask.
“Would you mind watching these two for me?” I asked Eliot. “I have business with both of them, and wouldn’t want them to go running off.”
“Glad to,” Eliot said, the big automatic trained on Lloyd.
I slipped my nine-millimeter into its holster under my sportjacket, and moved alongside Peggy, whose body was in a cramped V, as she sat propped up on her elbows, her feet still in those damn stirrups, as she stared at me with an expression that managed to mingle indignation and alarm.
Then I scooped her up in my arms and carried her out of there like a bride over the threshold. Romantic and dashing as all hell, except perhaps for the way my wife looked up at me as if I were a lunatic.
Where could she have got that idea?
Once we were in the hallway, I eased her to her feet and asked her where her clothes were. Peggy had never seemed more tiny, more dainty, than when she stood there in her bare feet, pointing down the hall toward a door.
“Let’s get your clothes,” I said, as if to a child.
She nodded, and padded down the hall, and I followed her into a small dressing room, a cubicle with a couple chairs and barely enough room for both of us. I leaned against the wall, arms folded, as she took her clothes from the wall hooks and got into her bra and panties and a yellow blouse and tan slacks and brown sandals.
“How’s the period going?” I asked. “Any cramps?”
“I know I lied to you,” she said, dressing, voice trembling with emotion, some defensiveness mixed in, “but you had no right to make this decision for me. I wasn’t ready to have a child. You-”
“You’re just lucky an abortion was what I did interrupt.”
She was dancing on one foot, getting a sandal on. “What?”
I beamed at her; I had never loved her more, or hated anyone so much. “Do you know who was about to jam a surgical instrument into you, my darling? His name is Lloyd Watterson. Lloyd’s the guy I’ve been looking for lately-you know… The maniac who killed the Black Dahlia.”
“What?” She was fully dressed, and stood with hands on hips, facing me, looking at me through narrowed eyes, challenging me. “You’re insane.”
“Possibly, but I’m well balanced compared to that ‘doctor’ of yours-oh, not the woman, she’s probably competent enough. Again I refer to Lloyd Watterson-that tennis-anyone blond fella? He is in fact, no kidding, the maniac who butchered Elizabeth Short.”
Hands still on her hips, Superman-style, she coughed a laugh. “You can’t be serious…”
I pawed the air like a bored lion. “You’re right. I’m just kidding around. But you know, dear, just like before getting any medical treatment, maybe you really should seek a second opinion.”
“What are you talking about?”
“Ask Eliot about Lloyd. You do recall why Eliot came to town?”
She knew very well that Eliot was here to consult on the Dahlia investigation.
Her eyes tightened. “You’re not saying…”
“That aging boy ingenue in there is the very psychopath who butchered all those whores and bums back in Cleveland, not so very long ago. A certified, certifiable fiend who, incidentally, I tracked down, the first time around-and helped lock up in the loony bin. So he may bear me a little grudge, though, hell, why would he take that out on you?”
She waved both hands, shook her head. “You’re just trying to scare me… You’re trying to put me in my place…”
I grabbed her by the arms-as if I were going to shake her. But I didn’t, not physically, anyway.
I looked right into her sweet freckled face and said, “All right, lover. You still want this abortion? Fine. Maybe at this point, I don’t want your goddamn fucking kid, any more than you want mine. I’ll round up Fred and Eliot and we’ll take a powder, and leave you to Lloyd. It might be interesting to see what he’d prescribe for you if you got back up on that table and spread your legs.”
I let go of her, shoving her, just a little.
Staggering back, then planting herself on shaky legs, she swallowed, or tried to; her eyes began to tear up, her lips quivering with fear. “Then… then it’s true?” She pointed toward the front of the clinic. “That… that was the… I was going to be… he could have been…”
I sighed. Nodded.
With a yelping little animal squeal, she threw herself into my arms and held me tight; she began to sob, and I patted her back, saying, “It’s okay, baby, it’s okay,” loving her, hating her, feeling so damn sorry for her, and so goddamn pleased she’d got what she deserved.
“I’m sorry, Nathan, I’m so sorry,” she said, sniffling, tears and snot streaming down her pretty face. “Can you ever forgive me?”
I took her face in my hands and I held her face and looked into the violet eyes and I asked, “Are we having this baby?”
She nodded emphatically. “We’re having it. We’re having it, and we’re going to love it and it’s going to be the best baby that two people ever had.”
“It’s not an ‘it,’ I told her sternly, face still in my hands. “It’s a boy or a girl, understand? Our baby-our child. And no butcher is taking that away from us.”