"I second that," said the FBI director. "We do not want panic."
"Miss Tanaka?" "I stand by my sources," Tamayo Tanaka said firmly.
"Is her left eye drooping?" Remo asked Chiun.
"No, her right eye is straightening."
"Looks like the hot lights are decompensating her makeup job."
"If she is unmasked for all the world to see, it will be her own fault, the brazen hussy."
"Shh. I want to hear this."
of the United States didn't want to hear any more. He was watching his reelection plans disintegrating on network television as some New England anchorwoman he'd never even heard of calmly and almost maliciously predict that the American public was risking life and limb every time they mailed a postcard or checked their porch mailbox for bills. And the idiot FBI director and postmaster general were letting her get away with it.
When in the second segment, Ned Doppler got the postmaster general to concede that if the postal service were infiltrated by Muslim terrorists he couldn't take action until they actually committed a crime, the President excused himself from the First Bed and ran to the Lincoln Bedroom to call Harold Smith.
Smith answered on the second ring. "Yes, Mr. President?"
"I'm watching 'Nightmirror' and they're showing the headline for tomorrow's
"I know," said Smith.
"It reads Postal Apocalypse."
"What if these threats are true?"
"You can deport Abeer Ghula. I believe you have grounds." "Tell that to the First Nag. She signed on to this."
"It may be that Abeer Ghula could be useful to us."
"How?"
"She is an absolute magnet for the wrath of these people. She may draw them out. We still have a handful of suspects not yet in FBI hands.''
"That reminds me. Last time I spoke with the FBI director, he didn't say anything about a roundup. And he's denying it now."
"He has nothing to do with it," Smith said crisply.
"Then who does?"
"I have pulled certain strings."
"You have people in the Bureau?"
"Moles, yes. Informants. But the roundup orders came from this office."
"I would like to know where this office is."
"This information is strictly on a need-to-know basis."
"Can you give me a little hint?" the President wheedled.
"No," Smith said flatly.
"I kinda imagine you in some windowless room on the thirteenth floor of a New York skyscraper that can be gotten into only by a secret door and a keyed elevator."
"You have been reading too many spy novels, Mr. President. I will have my people protect Abeer Ghula. This may buy us time."
"And if it doesn't?"
"One day at a time, Mr. President."
"That's easy for you to say. Nobody gets to reelect you." "The continuity of this office over successive administrations is built into the charter," Smith said thinly.
"Is that a written charter?"
"No."
"Well, keep me informed."
"Of course," said Smith, who hung up the red telephone and immediately picked up the blue contact telephone with the old rotary dial, which Smith favored because he made fewer mistakes than with a push-button phone.
Remo answered. "What's the latest?"
"You and Chiun will proceed immediately to New York City and the Marrioi Marquis Hotel, where you will protect Abeer Ghula from these terrorists."
"What good will that do?"
"She is the most likely target."
"Any sign of Joe Camel?"
"If we are fortunate, the FBI roundup has decimated their ranks, and Camel or one of the other survivors will surface in New York. It will be your job to handle that end."
"What about the Deaf Mullah?"
"I am reliably informed the Deaf Mullah is in solitary confinement and it is impossible for him to communicate with the outside world."
"I don't think that terrorist was lying."
"It is entirely reasonable that he was continuing the Deaf Mullah's mandate for jihad. Question more carefully the next terrorist you encounter."
"Will do."
The line went dead. In his Folcroft office, where he was working late, Harold Smith turned up the sound on the TV screen in time to hear Ned Doppler.
Abeer Ghuia had been brought into the discussion. Her sharp, dusky face smoldered at the viewing public.
"I fear no terrorists, for I am under the protection of the Very First Lady and the National Organization of Women, two of the most potent political entities in ail of America."
"Is there anything you can tell us about these Messengers of Muhammad?"
"Nothing. There is nothing to tell. Muhammad is a false prophet. I am the new prophet. With those who follow me, I will sweep across the face of America and then the world like an angry ocean, drowning those who do not believe as I do and carrying believers in Um Allaha to Paradise, where women will liberate the enslaved from the dead Muslim males who rape and enslave them cruelly."
An off-camera voice cut in. "I have something to say, Ned."
"I'm still with Miss Ghula, Miss Tanaka."
"But she doesn't know anything about the terrorists. I do."
"Just a second. Your turn will come."
"She has had her turn," Abeer Ghula spat. "I am speaking now."
"This is my story," Tamayo Tanaka said petulantly.
"And this is my show," countered Ned Doppler. "And according to the little voice in my earpiece, we have to take a break."
The camera captured Doppler's fleshy jack-o'- lantern face.
"I'll be back after this." the show's over," said Remo as they cut to a commercial.
"He said he would be back," Chiun argued.
"He always says that to trick people into watching the last three commercials.''
"But he was not done."
"Doesn't matter. He's done."
"We will watch to be certain," said Chiun, confiscating the remote control.
After the commercial break, Ned Doppler's face reappeared. "That's all we have time for tonight. Good of you all to come on 'Nightmirror.'"
Amid the unhappy murmurs from the FBI director and the postmaster general, Tamayo Tanaka's miserable voice said, "Thank you for hosting my network debut."
"Told you so," said Remo, hitting the remote's Off button.
, Harold Smith blinked. Was Tamayo Tanaka's left eye deformed? It looked positively swollen next to the slim, dark almond that was her right.