She’d been trying to teach Peanut to say the sentence “Peanut want a cracker” to distract the parrot from saying “boner” at inopportune times. But Peanut was pretending to be mute today.
Jade was just about ready to switch to the phone service for the night when the phone rang, so she grabbed it.
“Hello, Jade. It’s Melinda. Is Dell in?”
Melinda ran a thirty-thousand-acre ranch up north. It was one of the ranching accounts Dell had added now that Brady had fixed up their Bell 47 chopper to fly to farther locations. Dell went to Melinda’s ranch one Saturday a month, where he tended to her animals’ care.
And, according to the rumor mill, he attended to Melinda’s care as well.
Dell was in his office with Brady, and his office phone line was lit. “He’s on the other line,” Jade said.
“No problem, I’ll call him on his cell later tonight. Let him know I’m ready for him tomorrow.”
“Sure.” And if Melinda could say “ready” with more sex in her voice, that would be just freaking fantastic. “Will do.” Jade forced herself to hang up calmly. “I’m ready for him tomorrow,” she mocked in a sex kitten voice.
“Ah. Melinda.”
Jade nearly fell out of her chair and Bessie the cleaning lady cackled good and hard over that. “She does seem to have her hooks out for him, doesn’t she?”
“I… I didn’t notice.”
Bessie cackled again. “And I hardly noticed that lovely shade of green on you, dear.”
“I’m not jealous.”
“Of course not.” Bessie looked pointedly at the message Jade had written and crumpled. “Don’t worry. Your secret crush on the doc is safe with me.”
“Crush on the doc,” Peanut said.
Jade glared at the parrot. “What?”
“Boner.”
Jade stood up and pointed at her. “You can’t say ‘Peanut wants a cracker,’ but you can say ‘crush on the doc’ and ‘boner’? Are you kidding me?”
“Crush on the doc! Crush on the doc!”
Bessie laughed so hard that Jade thought she’d cough up a lung right there, but she went back to sweeping. Jade narrowed her eyes at Peanut.
“Pretty Peanut,” Peanut whispered.
Jade sighed and went to work, fantasizing about her next self-defense session and kicking Dell’s very fine ass. She was halfway there, picturing taking him to the floor and… and what? She had lots of options, as he’d taught her.
Kicking.
Hitting.
Jabbing.
But there was something wrong with her brain. It wouldn’t go there. Instead, she imagined dropping him to the mat and…
Stripping him. Stretching out over the top of him and…
Eating him up like a hot buttered biscuit.
Dammit. Now she was heated up herself and having a hot flash to boot. She fanned the air in front of her face, which didn’t help.
“So…” Lilah said at her side, making Jade jump. “What’s got you all hot and bothered?”
Bessie came through with her broom again. “Ask Peanut.”
“Crush on the doc,” Peanut said.
Jade closed her eyes.
“Fascinating,” Lilah said. “That I have to learn from a parrot? You’ve been holding out on me.”
“Don’t be ridiculous. Peanut has no idea what she’s saying.”
“Boner,” Peanut said.
Lilah grinned. “Okay,” she said to Jade. “Start at the beginning and leave nothing out. Tell me what’s up.”
“The temperature, dammit. Too many bodies in here.”
Lilah’s gaze slid across the room to where Dell and Brady had come out from the back. Dell’s gaze tracked directly to Jade.
“Uh-huh,” Lilah said.
“I know what you’re thinking,” Jade whispered. “But stop it. So there’s a little sexual tension in the room between Dell and me, it’s nothing. Nothing. In fact, picturing him as old and flabby right now. Flatulent. And see? I’m cooler already.”
“I was going to suggest turning down the thermostat.”
“Or that,” Jade muttered to Lilah’s laugh.
The next day, Jade got an e-mail attachment from Dell-a spreadsheet to-do list with only one thing on it.
Training session #2 tonight. My house, seven o’clock.
There was a code, too. The key code to his front door, she realized. She wouldn’t have to knock, she could go right in.
Which is why he’d given it to her, of course, so she wouldn’t get there and while standing on his porch waiting to be let in, change her mind.
But she couldn’t just let herself in. Could she? Besides, he’d been gone all day, up north at Melinda’s.
He wasn’t spending the night up there?
She showed up at his house exactly on time and after some hesitation, entered the code and let herself in.
Dell was in his kitchen, staring into his refrigerator, which had not magically filled itself. It’d been a hell of a long day at Melinda’s ranch, and he was dead on his feet.
Normally he spent the night up north. Usually with Melinda. She was smart, funny, and beautiful, and with two ex-husbands, she wasn’t looking for anything more than a good time. No harm, no foul.
But last month he’d had Brady fly him home the same day as well.
He’d repeated the pattern today, marking two full months of dateless Saturday nights for him.
A first.
He heard his front door open and Jade’s footsteps coming through the living room. He knew without looking that she was wearing her Nikes, which she wore only for him. For the rest of the world she wore designer heels or boots.
He liked her stripped down to casual. To what he thought was the real Jade beneath the glamorous veneer. He liked that he alone saw her this way. Not that he could explain to himself why.
“Thought you had a date tonight,” she said, appearing in his doorway.
“My date’s you.” He shut the refrigerator. “I can make you dinner after you finish wiping the mat with me.”
He added her quick smile to the list of things that he liked, though he had no idea if her grin was because he hadn’t stayed at Melinda’s or the idea of wiping the mat with him. He suspected the latter.
The list of things he liked about Jade was very long and growing, he thought as they went downstairs and she pulled off her sweatshirt. He liked how she threw herself into any task with everything she had, including this one-which she wasn’t altogether comfortable with yet. He liked the way her skin glowed. He liked the way she shoved her hair back from her face to stall before getting on the mat, and he really liked the way her nipples hardened and pressed against her T-shirt.
Yeah, that was his favorite. “Ready?” he asked.
“I was born ready.”
Not for me, though he suddenly wished otherwise. They worked for a half hour before she asked for a water break. As she tipped her head back and drank from a bottle he handed her, his gaze drifted up the length of her body where she was draped over a weight machine trying to catch her breath. Her T-shirt was sticking to her, and it made her look tough, like maybe she could kick some serious butt. It also emphasized her curves, making his mouth water.
Her hair had dared to disobey and was coming out of her fancy twist but he could still see the nape of her neck. The creamy pale skin there was driving him insane. It was the vulnerability of that one little spot, the way a few strands of red silk curled damply to it.
He wanted his mouth there. Of course he was shit out of luck on that particular fantasy, which could get in line behind all the other fantasies he had filed in his brain under Goddess Jade.
“Dell?”
She’d finished her water and was facing him, expression determined.
He was so going down.
And not ten minutes later she went for the slam dunk and he was on his knees on the mat, hands holding his junk, gasping for breath and trying not to throw up.