"Are you crazy, you little toad?!" Jessica shrieked.
But when I glanced over at Rachel I saw just the slightest little tugging at the corner of her mouth. The beginnings of a smile.
Chapman yelled at us for a few minutes and told us all to make appointments with the school counselor. Then he let us go.
In the hallway outside his office, Rachel walked with me.
"I wish I could do that," she said.
"What?"
"Always think things are funny. It's why you're so ... you know, cool and in control."
"Me? Cool and in control?" The idea surprised me. Rachel thought I was in control?
"Yesterday . . . last night ... it got to me," she said. She shrugged. Then she smiled her supermodel smile at me. "You grind my nerves sometimes, Marco, always joking the way you do. But keep it up, okay? We need a sense of humor."
"Humor? You thought I was kidding? You mean, you and Jessica aren't both insanely in love with me?"
"Dream on, Marco," she said.
54 Chapter 13
Ax finished building his distress beacon. He had it ready the next day, now that he had the Z-Space transponder.
Now we just had to figure out where to lay our trap. It couldn't be any place that would ever be connected with us. Not Cassie's farm, or the nearby woods. Not even anywhere in town, if we could help it.
A couple days after the ant episode, we hooked up again in the fields of Cassie's farm, up against the trees of the forest. This was one area we definitely had to keep safe. It was the only place we had to keep Ax if this mission to help him escape failed.
It was Tobias who came up with the answer.
"There's a gravel quarry. It's further inland. There's never anyone there. And it is just about an hour's flying time away."
"If we're flying somewhere we'll have to get Ax a bird morph of some type," Jake said. He looked at Cassie.
"We have a few choices in the barn," she said. She bit her lip, thinking. "We have a northern harrier that was poisoned. About your size, Tobias."
"Ax? Do you mind picking up a bird morph?" Jake asked.
"l have admired Tobias's shape. It is truly wonderful in every way. The sharp talons. The beak. Much better than the human body. Not that I mean to offend. It is just that humans have no natural weapons. I miss my tail when I am in human morph."
"No offense taken," I said. "But you're wrong about humans having no natural weapons. You marinate human feet in a pair of old tennis shoes for a few hours on a hot day and you'll see a deadly weapon. The dreaded stink-foot."
"Okay. That's settled," Jake said. "Now, let's get down to details. If we're going to call down a Bug fighter we need to have a plan ready. Saturday should be the day, I think."
"As long as it doesn't involve ants," I said. I meant it as a joke. But no one laughed.
"No ants," Jake agreed quietly.
I shook my head in amusement. "You know, we're talking about taking on Hork-Bajir and Taxxons. I used to think they were the scariest things in the world. But it's the little ant that scares me worst now."
When the meeting broke up I hung around till Jake was done saying good-bye to Cassie.
Jake and I walked home together. For a while we talked about the normal kinds of things we used to talk about before. Before our lives changed.
55 We talked about basketball and disagreed over which was the best NBA team. We talked about music. Neither of us had bought a new CD recently. We even talked about whether Spiderman could kick Batman's butt or vice versa.
You know, stupid, normal, everyday stuff.
I was stalling because I didn't want to have to tell him what I had decided.
But Jake's been my friend forever. He knows me.
"Marco? What's the problem?"
"What do you mean?"
"I mean, you haven't said a single mean-yet-funny thing the whole way. That's not you."
I laughed. Then, I just blurted it out. "This is my last time," I said.
"What do you mean?"
He knew exactly what I meant, of course. "I'm in for this time, but that's it. No more after that. And I'm serious. No one is going to 'guilt' me into it. I've done enough."
He thought about that for a while as we walked. "You're right. You have done enough.
You've done a million times more than 'enough.'"
"It's just been too many close calls."
"Yeah."
"One of these days we aren't going to pull it off, you know? Ten more seconds and those ants would have had us. And before that it was a pot of boiling water. And before that I was practically killed by sharks. I mean, come on. Enough is enough."
"You're right," Jake said.
"Yeah."
I was surprised that he took it so well. I guess I shouldn't have been. We all kind of treat Jake like he's the leader, but he's never been pushy about it.
"What are you going to do Sunday?" he asked.
That took me by surprise again. "I don't know. Some Sundays we go to my mom's grave.
Leave flowers and all. But this is the two-year thing." I shrugged. "I don't know, man."
He just nodded.
"But I'll tell you one thing, Jake. A year from now I don't want my dad going to leave flowers at two graves."
56 Chapter 14
"This is wonderful! Wonderful! Flying!"
The six of us were all together. Flying. It was the first time for Ax. He just kept saying how wonderful it was. He wouldn't shut up. It was the most excited he'd been since he'd discovered coffee.
Which was cool, because flying really is wonderful.
"These are excellent eyes!" Ax said. "Far better than your human eyes. Even better than my Andalite eyes."
"Yes, birds of prey usually have great daytime vision," Tobias said. "I think mine may actually be a little better than yours, though."
"I doubt that," Ax said. "lt is hard to imagine better vision than this."
"Remember the good old days?" I asked. "When we used to argue over who had the best jump shot? Now it's who has the best bird eyes."
We were sailing above a patch of woods. It was almost solid green below us. We had risen high on a beautiful thermal. A thermal is a warm bubble of air that acts like an elevator, letting you soar high with almost no effort.
We hoped there were no bird-watchers down in the woods. We made a very unlikely flock - a red-tailed hawk, a falcon, a harrier, a bald eagle, and two ospreys. We kept some distance between us so it wouldn't be too obvious that we were together.
Also, the eagle, who was Rachel, was carrying something that looked like a small TV remote control. She was the biggest bird. She got stuck lifting the weight.
"I have an idea," I said. "Let's just blow off this suicide mission and spend the day flying around."
"Sounds good to me," Cassie said. She meant it to be lighthearted. It sounded just a little too serious.
"There's the quarry," Tobias announced. "Dead ahead."
"Dead ahead. Excellent choice of words," I said.
We made a large circle over the area, looking for anyone who might be in the woods. But there was no one.
We spiraled down from the sky. Down into the deep, open gash in the earth that was the gravel quarry. It was a desolate place. Just a big hole in the ground with some water in the lowest spots.
A few minutes later we were back in our usual forms. Minus shoes, of course. And wearing our motley collection of morphing clothes.