He trailed off into silence. I pondered his words, and they prompted another question.
"Say, Aahz?"
"Hmm? Yeah, kid?"
"What dimension do you come from?"
"Perv."
"Does that make you a Pervert?"
"No. That makes me a Pervect. Now shut up!"
I assumed he wanted me to go to sleep, and maintained silence for several minutes. There was just one more question I had to ask, however, if I was going to get any sleep at all.
"Aahz?"
"Keep it down, kid."
"What dimension is this?"
"Hmmm? This is Klah, kid. Now for the last time, shut up."
"What does that make me, Aahz?"
There was no answer.
"Aahz?"
I rolled over to look at him. He was staring out into the darkness and listening intently.
"What is it?"
"I think we've got company, kid."
As if in response to his words, I felt a tremor in the wards as something came through.
I bounded to my feet as two figures appeared at the edge of the firelight. The light was dimming, but was sufficient to reveal the fact that both figures were wearing the hooded cloaks of assassins, and the gold side was out!
Chapter Eight:
"In times of crisis, it is of utmost importance not to lose one's head."
-M. ANTOINETTE
THE four of us stood in frozen tableau for several minutes studying each other. My mind was racing, but could not focus on the definite course of action. I decided to follow Aahz's lead and simply stood regarding the two figures cooly, trying to ignore the two crossbows leveled steadily on us.
Finally, one of our visitors broke the silence.
"Well, Throckwoddle? Aren't you going to invite your friends to sit down?"
Surprisingly, this was addressed to me!
"Ummm...." I said.
"Yes, Throckwoddle," Aahz drawled, turning to me. "And aren't you going to introduce me to your colleagues?"
"Um...." I repeated.
"Perhaps he doesn't remember us," the second figure injected sarcastically.
"Nonsense," responded the first with equal sarcasm. "His two oldest friends? Brockhurst and Higgens? How could he possibly not remember our names? Just because he forgot to share the loot doesn't mean he'd forget our names. Be fair, Higgens."
"Frankly, Brockhurst," responded the other. "I'd rather he remembered the loot and forgot our names."
Their words were stuffy and casual, but the crossbows never wavered.
I was beginning to get the picture. Apparently these were the two Imps Aahz had assured me couldn't overtake us. Fortunately, it seemed they thought I was the Imp who had killed Garkin ... at least I thought it was fortunate.
"Gentlemen," Aahz exclaimed, stepping forward. "Let me say what a great pleasure it is to...."
He stopped as Brockhurst's crossbow leapt to his shoulder in one smooth move.
"I'm not sure who you are," he intoned. "But I'd advise you to stay out of this. This is a private matter between the three of us."
"Brockhurst," interrupted Higgens. "It occurs to me we may be being a bit hasty in our actions."
"Thank you, Higgens," I said, greatly relieved.
"Now that we've established contact," he continued, favoring me with an icy glare, "I feel we should perhaps secure our traveling companion before we continue this ... discussion."
"I suppose you're right, Higgens," Brockhurst admitted grudgingly. "Be a good fellow and fetch him along while I watch these two."
"I feel that would be ill-advised on two counts. First, I refuse to approach that beast alone, and second, that would leave you alone facing two to one odds, if you get my point."
"Quite. Well, what do you suggest?"
"That we both fetch our traveling companion and return without delay."
"And what is to keep these two from making a hasty departure?"
"The fact that we'll be watching them from somewhere in the darkness with crossbows. I believe that should be sufficient to discourage them from making ... ah ... any movements which might be subject to misinterpretation.''
"Very well," Brockhurst yielded grudgingly. "Throckwoddle, I would strongly suggest you not attempt to avoid us further. While I don't believe we could be any more upset with you than we already are, that might actually succeed in provoking us further."
With that, the two figures faded back into darkness.
"What are we going to do, Aahz?" I whispered frantically.
He seemed not to hear me.
"Imps!" he chortled, rubbing his hands together gleefully. "What a stroke of luck!"
"Aahz! They're going to kill me!"
"Hm? Relax, kid. Like I said. Imps are gullible. If they were really thinking, they would have shot us down without talking. I haven't met an Imp yet I couldn't talk circles around."
He cocked his head, listening.
"They're coming back now. Just follow my lead. Oh yes ... I almost forgot. Drop the disguise on my features when I give you the cue."
"But you said they couldn't catch...."
I broke off as the two Imps reappeared. They were leading a war unicorn between them. The hoods of the cloaks were back now, revealing their features. I was moderately surprised to see they looked human, seedy perhaps, but human nonetheless. Then I saw Quigley.
He was sitting woodenly astride the unicorn, lurching back and forth with the beast's stride. His eyes were staring fixedly straight ahead and his right arm was raised as if in salutation. The light of the fire reflected off his face as if it were glass, and I realized with horror he was no longer alive, but a statue of some unidentified substance.
Any confidence I might have gained from Aahz's assurances left me in a rush. Gullible or not, the Imps played for keeps, and any mistake we made would in all likelihood be our last.
"Who's that?" Aahz asked, interrupting my thoughts.
I realized I had been dangerously close to showing a betraying sign of recognition of the statue.
"There will be time for that later, if indeed there is a later," said Higgens, grimly dropping the unicorn's reins and raising his crossbow.
"Yes," echoed Brockhurst, imitating Higgens's move with his own weapon. "First there is a matter of an explanation to be settled. Throckwoddle?"
"Gentlemen, gentlemen," said Aahz soothingly, stepping between me and the crossbows. "Before you proceed I must insist on introducing myself properly. If you will but allow me a moment while I remove my disguise."
The sight of the two weapons had rattled me so badly I almost missed my cue. Fortunately, I managed to gather my scattered senses and closed my eyes, shakily executing the change features spell to convert Aahz back to his normal dubious appearance.
I'm not sure what reaction I had expected from the Imps at the transformation, but the one I got surpassed any possible expectations.
"By the Gods below!" gasped Brockhurst.
"A Pervert!" gasped Higgens.
"That's Pervect!" smiled Aahz, showing all his pointed teeth. "And don't ever forget it, friend Imps."
"Yessir!" they chorused in unison.
They were both standing in slack-jawed amazement, crossbows dangling forgotten in their hands. From their terrified reactions, I began to suspect that despite all his bragging, Aahz had perhaps not told me everything about his dimension or the reputation of its inhabitants.
Aahz ignored their stares and plopped down again at his place by the fire.
"Now that that's established, why don't you put away those silly crossbows and sit down so we can chat like civilized folk. eh?"
He gestured impatiently and they hastened to comply.
I also resumed a sitting position, not wishing to be the only one left standing. "But. .. what are . .. why are you here ... sir ... if you don't mind my asking?" Brockhurst finally managed to get the whole question out.