"Um...Aahz?"
"Yeah, kid?" he replied, without taking his eyes from the girl.
"I hate to interrupt, but you're supposed to be a doddering old man, remember?"
Aahz was still disguised as Garkin, a fact which seemed to have momentarily slipped his mind.
"Hmm? Oh, yeah. I guess you're right, kid. It doesn't seem to bother anybody else though. Maybe they're used to feisty old men in this town."
"Well, could you at least stop going for your sword? That's supposed to be our surprise weapon."
Aahz was wearing the assassin's cloak now, which he quickly pulled forward again to hide his sword.
"Will you get off my back, kid? Like I said, nobody seems to be paying any attention."
"Nobody?" I jerked my head pointedly toward the girl in the window.
"Her? She's not paying any more attention to us than she is anyone else on the street."
"Really?"
"Well, if she is, it's more because of you than because of me."
"Me? C'mon,Aahz."
"Don't forget, kid, you're a pretty impressive person now."
I blinked. That hadn't occurred to me. I had forgotten I was disguised as Quigley now.
We had hidden the demon hunter just outside of town ....ell, actually we buried him. I had been shocked by the suggestion at first, but as Aahz pointed out, the statue didn't need any air and it was the only surefire way we had of ensuring he wouldn't be found by anyone else.
Even the war unicorn following us, now fully saddled and armored, did not help me keep my new identity in mind. We had been traveling together too long now.
I suppose I should have gotten some satisfaction from the fact I could now maintain not only one, but two disguises without consciously thinking about it. I didn't. I found it unnerving that I had to remember other people were seeing me differently than I was seeing myself.
I shot a glance at the trollop. As our eyes met, her smile broadened noticeably. She displayed her increased enthusiasm by leaning further out of the window until I began to worry about her falling out... of the window or her dress.
"What did I tell you, kid!" Aahz slapped me enthusiastically on the shoulder and winked lewdly.
"I'd rather she was attracted to me for me as I really am," I grumbled darkly.
"The price of success, kid," Aahz responded philosophically. "Well, no matter. We're here on business, remember?"
"Right," I said firmly.
I turned to continue our progress, and succeeded only in whacking Aahz soundly in the leg with my sword.
"Hey! Watch it, kid!"
It seemed there was more to this sword-carrying than met the casual eye.
"Sorry, Aahz," I apologized. "This thing's a bit point-heavy."
"Yeah? How would you know?" my comrade retorted.
"Well... you said...."
"I said? That won't do it, kid. What's point-heavy for me may not be point-heavy for you. Weapon balance is a personal thing."
"Well ... I guess I'm just not used to wearing a sword," I admitted.
"It's easy. Just forget you're wearing it. Think of it as part of you."
"I did. That's when I hit you."
"Hmm ... we'll go into it more later."
Out of the corner of my eye, I could still see the trollop. She clapped her hands in silent applause and blew me a kiss. I suddenly realized she thought I had deliberately hit Aahz, a premeditated act to quell a rival. What's more, she approved of the gesture.
I looked at her again, more closely this time. Maybe later I would give Aahz the slip for a while and....
"We've got to find Frumple." Aahz's voice interrupted my wandering thoughts.
"Hmm ... ? Oh. How, Aahz?"
"Through guile and cunning. Watch this, kid."
So saying, he shot a quick glance up and down the street. A pack of three urchins had just rounded the corner, busily engaged in a game of keep-away with one of the group's hat.
"Hey!" Aahz hailed them. "Where can I find the shop of Abdul the Rug Dealer?"
"Two streets up and five to the left," they called back, pointing the direction.
"See, kid? That wasn't hard."
"Terrific," I responded, unimpressed.
"Now what's wrong, kid?"
"I thought we were trying to avoid unnecessary attention."
"Don't worry, kid."
"Don't worry!? We're on our way to meet a Deveel on a supposedly secret mission, and you seem to be determined to make sure everybody we see notices us and knows where we're going."
"Look, kid, how does a person normally act when they come into a new town?"
"I don't know," I admitted. "I haven't been in that many towns."
"Well, let me sketch it out for you. They want to be noticed. They carry on and make lots of noise. They stare at the women and wave at people they've never seen before."
"But that's what we've been doing."
"Right! Now do you understand?"
"No."
Aahz heaved an exasperated sigh.
"C'mon, kid. Think a minute, even if it hurts. We're acting like anyone else would walking into a strange town, so nobody will look at us twice. They won't pay any more attention to us than they would any other newcomer. Now if we followed your suggestion and came skulking into town, not talking to anyone or looking at anything, and tried real hard not to be noticed, then everyone and his kid brother would zero in on us trying to figure out what we were up to. Now do you understand?"
"I... I think so."
"Good ... cause there's our target."
I blinked and looked in the direction of his pointing finger. There squatting between a blacksmith's forge and a leatherworker's displays was the shop. As I said, I was new to city life, but I would have recognized it as a rug merchant's shop even if it was not adorned with a large sign proclaiming it such. The entire front of the shop was lavishly decorated with colorful geometric patterns apparently meant to emulate the patterns of the rugs inside. I guess it was intended to look rich and prosperous. I found it unforgivably gaudy.
I had been so engrossed in our conversation, I had momentarily forgotten our mission. With the shop now confronting us at close range, however, my nervousness came back in a rush.
"What are we going to do, Aahz?"
"Well, first of all I think I'm going to get a drink."
"A drink?"
"Right. If you think I'm going to match wits with a Deveel on an empty stomach, you've got another think coming."
"A drink?" I repeated, but Aahz was gone, striding purposefully toward a nearby tavern. There was little for me to do but follow, leading the unicorn.
The tavern was a dingy affair, even to my rustic eye. A faded awning sullenly provided shade for a small cluster of scarred wooden tables. Flies buzzed around a cat sleeping on one of the tables ... at least I like to assume it was asleep.
As I tied the unicorn to one of the awning supports, I could hear Aahz bellowing at the innkeep for two of his largest flagons of wine. I sighed, beginning to despair that Aahz would never fully adapt to his old-man disguise. The innkeep did not seem to notice any irregularity between Aahz's appearance and his drinking habits, however. It occurred to me that Aahz might be right in his theories of how to go unnoticed. City people seemed to be accustomed to loud rude individuals of any age.
"Sit down, kid," Aahz commanded. "You're making me nervous hovering around like that.''
"I thought we were going to talk with the Deveel," I grumbled, sinking into a chair.
"Relax, kid. A few minutes one way or the other won't make that much difference. Besides, look!"
A young, well-dressed couple was entering the rug shop.
"See? We couldn't have done any business anyway. At least not until they left. The kind of talk we're going to have can't be done in front of witnesses. Ahh!"