The innkeeper had arrived, clinking the two flagons of wine down on the table in a lackluster manner.
"About time!" Aahz commented, seizing a flagon in each hand and immediately draining one. "Aren't you going to have anything, kid?"
A toss of his head and the second flagon was gone.
"While my friend here makes up his mind, bring me two more... and make them decent sizes this time if you have to use a bucket!"
The innkeep retreated, visibly shaken. I wasn't. I had already witnessed Aahz's capacity for alcohol, astounding in an era noted for heavy drinkers. What did vex me a bit was that the man had departed without taking my order.
I did eventually get my flagon of wine, only to find my stomach was too nervous to readily accept it. As a result, I wound up sipping it slowly. Not so Aahz. He continued to belt them down at an alarming rate. For quite some time he drank. In fact, we sat for nearly an hour, and there was still no sign of the couple who had entered the shop.
Finally, even Aahz began to grow impatient.
"I wonder what's taking them so long," he grumbled.
"Maybe they're having trouble making up their mind," I suggested.
"C'mon, kid. The shop's not that big. He can't have too large a selection."
He downed the last of his wine and stood up.
"We've waited long enough," he declared. "Let's get this show on the road."
"But what about the couple?" I reminded him.
"We'll just have to inspire them to conclude their business with a bit more speed."
That had a vaguely ominous ring to it, and Aahz's toothy grin was additional evidence that something unpleasant was about to happen.
I was about to try to dissuade him, but he started across the street with a purposeful stride that left me standing alone.
I hurried to catch up with him, leaving the unicorn behind in my haste. Even so, I was unable to overtake him before he had entered the shop.
I plunged after him, fearing the worst. I needn't have worried. Except for the proprietor, the shop was empty. There was no sign of the couple anywhere.
Chapter Twelve:
"First impressions are of major importance in business matters."
-J. PlERPONTFlNCH
"MAY I help you, gentlemen?"
The proprietor's rich robes did not successfully hide his thinness. I am not particularly muscular ... as Skeeve, that is ... but I had the impression that if I struck this man, he wouldn't bruise, he'd shatter. I mean, I've seen skinny men before, but he seemed to be a skeleton with a too-small skin stretched over the bones.
"We'd like to talk with Abdul." Aahz said loftily.
"I am he, and he is I," recited the proprietor. "You see before you Abdul, a mere shadow of a man, pushed to the brink of starvation by his clever customers."
"You seem to be doing all right for yourself," I murmured, looking about me.
The shop was well stocked, and even my untraveled eye could readily detect the undeniable signs of wealth about. The rugs were delicately woven in soft fabrics unfamiliar to me, and gold and silver shone from the depths of their designs. Obviously these rugs were intended for the wealthy, and it seemed doubtful their current owner would be suffering from a lack of comfort.
"Ann. Therein lies the tale of my foolishness," cried the proprietor wringing his hands. "In my blind confidence, I sank my entire holdings into my inventory. As a result, I starve in the midst of plenty. My customers know this and rob me in my vulnerable times. I lose money on every sale, but a man must eat."
"Actually," Aahz interrupted, "we're looking for something in a deep shag wall-to-wall carpet."
"What's that? ... I mean, do not confuse poor Abdul so, my humble business...."
"Come off it, Abdul ... or should I say Frumple." Aahz grinned his widest grin. "We know who you are and what you are. We're here to do a little business."
At his words, the proprietor moved with a swiftness I would not have suspected him capable of. He was at the door in a bound, throwing a bolt and lowering a curtain which seemed to be of a substance even more strange than that of his rugs.
"Where'd you learn your manners!" he snarled back over his shoulder in a voice quite unlike the one used by the whiney proprietor. "I've got to live in this town, you know."
"Sorry," Aahz said, but he didn't sound at all apologetic.
"Well, watch it next time you come barging in and start throwing my name around. People here are not particularly tolerant of strange beings or happenings."
He seemed to be merely grumbling to himself, so I seized the opportunity to whisper to Aahz.
"Psst. Aahz. What's a wall-to-wall...."
"Later, kid."
"You!" The proprietor seemed to see me for the first time. "You're the statue! I didn't recognize you moving."
"Well...!...."
"I should have known," he raved on. "Deal with Imps and you invite trouble. Next thing you know every...."
He broke off suddenly and eyed us suspiciously. His hand disappeared into the folds and emerged with a clear crystal. He held it up and looked through it like an eye glass, scrutinizing us each in turn.
"I should have known," he spat. "Would you be so kind as to remove your disguises? I like to know who I'm doing business with."
I glanced at Aahz who nodded in agreement.
Closing my eyes, I began to effect the change to our normal appearance. I had enough time to wonder if Frumple would wonder about my transformation, if he realized I was actually a different person than the statue he had seen earlier. I needn't have worried.
"A Pervert!" Frumple managed to make the word sound slimy.
"That's Pervect if you want to do business with us," Aahz corrected.
"It's Pervert until I see the color of your money," Frumple sneered back.
I was suddenly aware he was studying me carefully.
"Say, you wouldn't by any chance be an Imp named Throckwoddle, would you?"
"Me? No! I... I'm...."
But he was already squinting at me through the crystal again.
"Hmph," he grunted, tucking his viewer back in his robe. "I guess you're okay. I'd love to get my hands on that Throckwoddle, though. He's been awfully free spreading my name around lately."
"Say, Frumple," Aahz interjected. "You aren't the only one who likes to see who he's doing business with, you know."
"Hm? Oh! Very well, if you insist."
I expected him to close his eyes and go to work, but instead he dipped a hand into his robe again. This time he produced what looked like a small hand mirror with some sort of a dial on the back. Peering into the mirror, he began to gently turn the dial with his fingers.
The result was immediate and startling. Not merely his face, but his whole body began to change, filling out, and taking on a definite reddish hue. As I watched, his brows thickened and grew closer together, his beard line crept up his face as if it were alive, and his eyes narrowed cruelly. Almost as an afterthought, I noted that his feet were now shiny cloven hooves and the tip of a pointed tail appeared at the bottom hem of his robe.
In an impressively short period of time, he had transformed into a ... well, a devil!
Despite all my preparations, I felt the prickle of superstitious fear as he put away the mirror and turned to us again.
"Are you happy now?" he grumbled at Aahz.
"It's a start," Aahz conceded.
"Enough banter," Frumple was suddenly animated again. "What brings a Pervert to Klah? Slumming? And where does the kid fit in?"
"He's my apprentice," Aahz informed him.
"Really?" Frumple swept me with a sympathetic gaze. "Are things really that tough, kid? Maybe we could work something out."
"He's quite happy with the situation," interrupted Aahz. "Now let's get to our problem."