"Check it out, kid."
I did and, surprisingly, the items were exactly where the Deveel said they would be. There was, however, an intriguing collection of other strange items in the chest also.
"Hey, Aahz!" I called. "Take a look at this!"
"Sure, kid."
He backed across the shop to join me. As he did, he flipped the knife into what I now recognized as a throwing grip. Apparently Frumple recognized it too, because he stayed frozen in position.
"Well, what have we here?" Aahz chortled.
"Gentlemen," the Deveel called plaintively. "I could probably help you better if I knew what you needed."
"True enough," Aahz responded, reclaiming his weapons.
"Frumple, it occurs to me we haven't been completely open with you. That will have to be corrected if we're going to be allies."
"Wait a minute, Aahz," I interrupted. "What makes you think we can trust him after he's tried so hard to get us killed?"
"Simple, kid. He tried to get us killed to protect himself, right?"
"Well. ..."
"So once we explain it's in his own self-interest to help us, he should be completely trustworthy."
"Really?" I sneered.
"Well, as trustworthy as any Deveel can be," Aahz admitted.
"I resent the implications of that. Pervert!" Frumple exclaimed. "If you want any help, you'd better... ." Aahz's knife flashed through the air and thunked into the wall scant inches from the Deveel's head.
"Shut up and listen, Frumple!" he snarled. "And that's Pervect!"
"What's in a name, Aahz?" I asked innocently.
"Shut up, kid. Okay, Frumple, does the name Isstvan mean anything to you?''
"No. Should it?"
"It should if you want to stay alive. He's a madman magician who's trying to take over the dimensions, starting with this one."
"Why should that concern me?" Frumple frowned. "We Deveels trade with anyone who can pay the price. We don't concern ourselves with analyzing politics or mental stability. If we only dealt with sane beings, it would cut our business by a third ... maybe more."
"Well, you'd better concern yourself this time. Maybe you didn't hear me. Isstvan is starting with this dimension. He's out to get a monopoly on Klah's energies to use on other dimensions. To do that, he's out to kill anyone else in this dimension who knows how to tap those energies. He's not big on sharing."
"Hmmm. Interesting theory, but where's the proof -I mean, who's he supposed to have killed?"
"Garkin, for one," I said, dryly.
"That's right," Aahz snarled. "You're so eager to know why the two of us are traveling together. Well, Skeeve here was Garkin's apprentice until Isstvan sent his assassins to wipe out the competition."
"Assassins?"
"That's right. You saw two of them, those Imps you teleported about a week back." Aahz flourished the assassin's cloak we had acquired. "Where did you think we got this? In a rummage sale?"
"Hmmm," Frumple commented thoughtfully.
"And he's arming them with tech weapons. Take a look at this crossbow quarrel."
Aahz lobbed one of the missiles to the Deveel who caught it deftly and examined it closely.
"Hmmm. I didn't notice that before. It's a good camouflage job, but totally unethical."
"Now do you see why enlisting your aid takes priority over the pleasure of slitting your lying throat?"
"I see what you mean," Frumple replied without rancor. "It's most convincing. But what can I do?"
"You tell us. You Deveels are supposed to have wonders for every occasion. What have you got that would give us an edge over a madman who knows his magik?"
Frumple thought for several minutes. Then shrugged. "I can't think of a thing just offhand. I haven't been stocking weapons lately. Not much call for them in this dimension."
"Terrific," I said. "Can we kill him now, Aahz?"
"Say, could you put a muzzle on him?" Frumple said. "What's your gripe anyway, Skeeve?"
"I don't take well to being hung," I snarled.
"Really? Well, you'll get used to it if you keep practicing magik. It's being burned that's really a pain."
"Wait a minute, Frumple," Aahz interrupted. "You're acting awfully casual about hanging for someone who was so surprised to see us alive."
"I was. I underestimated your apprentice's mastery of the energies. If I had thought you could escape, I would have thought of something else. I was trying to get you killed, after all."
"He doesn't sound particularly trustworthy," I observed.
"You will notice, my young friend, that I stated my intentions in the past tense. Now that we share a common goal, you'll find me much easier to deal with."
"Which brings us back to our original question," Aahz asserted. "What can you do for us, Frumple?"
"I really don't know," the Deveel admitted. "Unless ... I know! I can send you to the Bazaar!"
"The Bazaar?" I asked.
"The Bazaar on Deva! If you can't find what you need there, it doesn't exist. Why didn't I think of that before? That's the answer!"
He was on his feet now, moving toward us.
"I know you're in a hurry, so I'll get you started...."
"Not so fast, Frumple."
Aahz had his sword out menacing the Deveel.
"We want a guarantee this is a round trip you're sending us on."
"I... I don't understand."
"Simple. You tried to get rid of us once. It occurs to me you might be tempted to send us off to some backwater dimension with no way to get back."
"But I give you my word that...."
"We don't want your word," Aahz grinned. "We want your presence.''
"What?"
"Where we go, you go. You're coming with us, just to be extra sure we get back."
"I can't do that!" Frumple seemed honestly terrified. "I've been banned from Deva! You don't know what they'd do to me if I went back."
"That's too bad. We want a guaranteed return before we budge, and that's you!"
"Wait a minute! I think I've got the answer!"
The Deveel began frantically rummaging through chests. I watched, fascinated, as an astounding array of strange objects emerged as he searched.
"Here it is!" he cried at last, holding his prize aloft.
It appeared to be a metal rod, about eight inches long and two inches in diameter. It had strange markings on its sides, and a button on the end.
"A D-Hopper!" Aahz exclaimed. "I haven't seen one of those in years."
Frumple tossed it to him.
"There you go. Is that guarantee enough?"
"What is it, Aahz?" I asked, craning my neck to see. He seized the ends of the rod and twisted in opposite directions. Apparently it was constructed of at least two parts, because the symbols began to slide around the rod in opposite directions.
"Depending on where you want to go, you align different symbols. Then you just push the button and...."
"Wait a minute!" Frumple cried. "We haven't settled on a price for that yet!"
"Price?" I asked.
"Yeah, price! Those things don't grow on trees, you know."
"If you will recall," Aahz murmured, "you still owe us from our last deal."
"True enough," Frumple agreed. "But as you yourself pointed out, those D-Hoppers are rare. A real collector's item. It's only fair that our contract be renegotiated at a slightly higher fee."
"Frumple, we're in too much of a hurry to argue," Aahz announced. "I'll say once what we're willing to relinquish over and above our original deal and you can take it or leave it. Fair enough?''
"What did you have in mind?" Frumple asked, rubbing his hands together eagerly.
"Your life."
"My ... Oh! I see. Yes, that... urn ... should be an acceptable price."
"I'm surprised at you, Frumple," I chimed in. "Letting a collector's item go that cheap."
"C'mon, kid." Aahz was adjusting the settings on the D-Hopper. "Let's get moving."