"That's easy, just follow your nose."
I sniffed the air experimentally. Sure enough, the unmistakable odor was still lingering in the air.
"Gleep!" the dragon had imitated my action and was now rubbing his nose with one paw.
"Well, thank you ... for... your...."
I was talking to thin air. The Deveel was at the other end of the stall, baring his teeth at another customer. It occurred to me that the citizens of Deva were not particularly concerned with social pleasantries beyond those necessary to transact a sale.
I set out to follow the smell of the Pervish restaurant with the dragon faithfully trailing along behind. Despite my growing desire to reunite with Aahz, my pace was considerably slower than that Aahz had set when we first arrived. I was completely mesmerized by this strange Bazaar and wanted to see as much of it as I could.
Upon more leisurely examination, there did seem to be a vague order to the Bazaar. The various stalls and booths were generally grouped by type of merchandise. This appeared to be more from circumstance than by plan. Apparently, if one Deveel set up a display, say, of invisible cloaks, in no time at all he had a pack of competitors in residence around him, each vying to top the other for quality of goods or prices. Most of the confused babble of voices were disputes between the merchants over the location of their respective stalls or the space occupied by the same.
The smell grew stronger as I wandered through an area specializing in exotic and magical jewelry, which I resisted the temptation to examine more closely. The temptation was even stronger as I traversed an area which featured weaponry. It occurred to me that I might find a weapon here we could use against Isstvan, but the smell of the Pervish food was even stronger now, and I steeled myself to finish my search. We could look for a weapon after I found Aahz. From the intensity of the stench, I was sure we would find our objective soon.
"C'mon, Gleep," I encouraged.
The dragon was hanging back now and didn't respond except to speed his pace a bit.
I expectantly rounded one last corner and came 10 an abrupt halt. I had found the source of the odor.
I was looking at the back of a large display of some alien livestock. There was a large pile of some moist green and yellow substance in front of me. As I watched, a young Deveel emerged from the display holding a shovel filled with the same substance. He glanced at me quizzically as he heaved the load onto the pile and returned to the display.
A dung heap! I had been following the smell of a dung heap!
"Gleep!" said the dragon, looking at me quizzically.
He seemed to be asking me what we were going to do next. That was a good question.
I stood contemplating my next move. Probably the best chance would be to retrace our steps back to the stick seller and try again.
"Spare a girl a little time, handsome?"
I whirled around. A girl was standing there, a girl unlike any I had ever seen before. She was Klahdish in appearance and could have passed for another of my dimension except for her complexion and hair. Her skin was a marvelous golden-olive hue, and her head was crowned with a mane of light green hair that shimmered in the sun. She was a little taller than me and incredibly curvaceous, her generous figure straining against the confines of her clothes.
"... or have you really got a thing about dung heaps?" she concluded.
She had almond cat-eyes that danced with mischief as she talked.
"Um ... are you talking to me?" I stammered.
"Of course I'm talking to you," she purred, coming close to me and twining her arms around my neck. "I'm certainly not talking to your dragon. I mean, he's cute and all, but my tastes don't run in those directions."
"Gleep!" said the dragon.
I felt my body temperature soar. The touch of her arms caused a tingling sensation which seemed to wreak havoc on my metabolism.
"Um... actually I'm looking for a friend," I blurted.
"Well, you've found one," she murmured, moving her body against me.
"Aah ... I... um." Suddenly I was having trouble concentrating. "What is it you want?"
"Hmm," she said thoughtfully, "Even though it's not my normal line, I think I'd like to tell your fortune ... free."
"Oh?" I said, surprised.
This was the first time since I reached the Bazaar that anyone had offered me anything for free. I didn't know if I should be happy or suspicious.
"You're going to have a fight," she whispered in my ear. "A big one."
"What?" I exclaimed. "When? With who?"
"Easy, handsome." she warned, tightening her grip around my neck. "When is in a very few minutes. With who is the rat pack over my shoulder... don't look right at them!"
Her final sharp warning checked my reflexive glance. Moving more cautiously, I snuck a peek out of the corner of my eye.
Lounging against a shop wall, watching us closely, were a dozen or so of the ugliest, nastiest looking characters I have ever seen.
"Them? I mean, all of them?" I asked.
"Uh-huh!" she confirmed, snuggling into my chest.
"Why?" I demanded.
"I probably shouldn't tell you this," she smiled, "but because of me."
Only her firm grip on me kept me from dislodging her with a shove.
"You? What about you?"
"Well, they're an awfully greedy bunch. One way or another, they're going to make some money from this encounter. Normally, you'd give the money to me and I'd cut them in for a share. In the unlikely event that doesn't work, they'll pretend to be defending my honor and beat it out of you."
"But you don't understand! I don't have any money."
"I know that. That's why you're going to get into a fight, see?"
"If you knew I didn't have any money, why did you...."
"Oh, I didn't know when I first stopped you. I found out just now when I searched you."
"Searched me?"
"Oh, come on, handsome. There's more ways to search a person than with your hands," she winked knowingly at me.
"Well, can't you tell them I don't have any money?"
"They wouldn't believe me. The only way they'd be convinced is searching you themselves."
"I'd be willing to let them if that's what it takes to convince them."
"I don't think you would," she smiled, stroking my face with her hand. "One of the things they'll look for is if you swallowed your money."
"Oh!" I said, "I see what you mean. But I can't fight them. I don't have any weapons."
"You have that little knife under your shirt at the small of your back," she pointed out.
I had forgotten about my skinning knife. I started to believe in her no-hands frisking technique.
"But I've never been in a fight before."
"Well, I think you're about to learn."
"Say, why are you telling me all this, anyway?" I asked.
"I don't know," she shrugged. "I like your act. That's why I singled you out in the first place. Then again, I feel a little guilty about having gotten you into this."
"Will you help me?"
"I don't feel that guilty, handsome," she smiled. "But there is one more thing I can do for you."
She started to pull me toward her.
"Wait a minute," I protested. "Won't that...."
"Relax, handsome," she purred. "You're about to get pounded for offending my honor. You might as well get a little of the sweet along with the bitter."
Before I could protest further, she kissed me. Long and warm and sweet, she kissed me.
I had never been kissed by anyone except my mother. This was different! The fight, the dragon, Aahz, everything faded from my mind. I was lost in the wonder of that moment.
"Hey!"
A rough hand fell on my shoulder and pulled us apart.
"Is this shrimp bothering you, lady?"
The person on the other end of that hand was no taller than I was, but he was twice as broad and had short, twisted tusks protruding from his mouth. His cronies had fanned out behind him, effectively boxing me in against the dung heap.