"Don't get your hopes up," Aahz commented, not taking his eyes from the inn. "They're there all right.
The easier it is to get in, the harder it'll be to get out... and they're making it awfully easy for us to get in."
"I don't like it," said Tanda firmly.
"Neither do I," admitted Aahz. "But things aren't going to get any better, so let's get started. You might as well get into disguise now."
"Right, Aahz," she said.
Neither of them looked at me. In fact Aahz stared directly at Tanda. This kept Quigley's attention on her also, though I must admit it helped that she began to writhe and gyrate wildly. Unobserved, I shut my eyes and got to work.
I was getting pretty good at this disguise game, which was fortunate because I was going to be sorely tested today. With a few masterful strokes, I converted Tanda's lovely features into the dubious face of the Imp Higgens ... or rather Higgens's human disguise. This done, I opened my eyes again.
Tanda was still gyrating. It was a pleasant enough sight that I was tempted to prolong it, but we had work to do. I cleared my throat and Tanda acknowledged the signal by stopping.
"How do I look?" she asked proudly.
"Terrific!" I exclaimed with no trace of modesty.
Aahz shot me a dirty look.
"It's uncanny!" Quigley marveled. "How do you do that?"
"Professional secret." Tanda winked at him.
"Off with you!" Aahz commanded. "And you too, Skeeve."
"But Aahz, couldn't I...."
"No you can't. We've discussed it before. This mission's far too dangerous for a lad of your inexperience."
"Oh.all right, Aahz," I said, crestfallen.
"Cheer up, lad," Quigley told me. "Your day will come. If we fail, the mission falls to you."
"I suppose so. Well, good luck...."
I turned to Tanda, but she was already gone, vanished as if the ground had swallowed her up.
"I say!" exclaimed Quigley. "She does move quietly, doesn't she?"
"I told you she could handle herself," Aahz said proudly. "Now it's your turn, Skeeve."
"Right, Aahz!"
I turned to the dragon.
"Stay here, Gleep. I'll be back soon, and until then you do what Aahz says. Understand?"
"Gleep?" said the dragon, cocking his head.
For a minute I thought he was going to ruin everything, but then he turned and slunk to Aahz's side and stood there regarding me with mournful blue eyes.
Everything was ready.
"Well, good-bye. Good luck!" I called, and trudged slowly back over the knoll, hopefully a picture of abject misery.
Once out of sight, however, I turned and began to sprint as fast as I could in a wide circle around the inn.
On the surface, our plan was quite simple. Aahz and Quigley were to give Tanda enough time to circle around the inn and enter it over the stable roof. Then they were to boldly enter the front door. Supposedly this would create a diversion, allowing Tanda to attack Isstvan magically from the rear. I was to wait safely on the knoll until the affair was settled.
In actuality, our plan was a bit more complex. Unbeknownst to Quigley, I was also supposed to circle the inn and find a covert entrance. Then, at the appropriate moment, Tanda and I were to create a magical diversion, allowing Aahz to use the secret weapon he had acquired on Deva.
A gully blocked my path. I took to the air without hesitation and flew over it. I had to be in position in time, or Aahz would have no magical support at all.
Actually magik was quite easy here. The inn was sitting squarely on an intersection of two ground force lines, while a force line in the air passed directly overhead. Whatever happened in the upcoming battle of magik, we wouldn't suffer for a lack of energy. I wished I knew more about Aahz's secret weapon. He had been doggedly mysterious about it, and neither Tanda nor I had been able to pry any information out of him. He had said it had to be used at close range. He had said it couldn't be used while Isstvan was watching him. He had said it was our only hope to beat Isstvan. He had said it was supposed to be a surprise. Terrific!
Maybe when all this was over I would find a mentor who didn't have a sense of humor.
I slowed my pace. I was coming to the back of the inn now. The brush had grown right up to the wall, which made my approach easy.
I paused and checked for wards again.
Nothing.
Trying to force Aahz's "easy in, hard out" prophecy from my mind, I scanned the upper windows. None of them were open, so I chose the nearest one and levitated to it. Hovering there, I cautiously pushed, then pulled at the frame.
Locked!
Hurriedly, I pulled myself along the wall with my hands to the next window.
Also locked.
It occurred to me it would be ironic if, after all our magical preparations, we were stopped by something as mundane as a locked window.
To my relief, the next window yielded to my pressure, and in a moment I was standing inside the inn, trying to get my heartbeat under control.
The room I was in was furnished, but vacant. Judging from the dust on the bed, it had been vacant for some time.
I wondered for a moment where demons slept, if they slept at all, then forced the question from my mind. Time was running out and I wasn't in position yet. I darted silently across the room and tried the door.
Unlocked!
Getting down on my hands and knees, I eased the door open and crawled through, pushing it shut behind me.
After studying the inn's interior so often in Quigley's dirt sketches, it seemed strange to actually be here. I was on the long side of an L-shaped mezzanine which gave access to the upper-story rooms. Peering through the bars of the railing that lined the mezzanine, 1 could look down into the inn proper.
There were three people currently occupying a table below, I recognized the disguised features of Higgens and Brockhurst as two of them. The third was sitting hunched with his back to me and I couldn't make out his face.
I was debating shifting to another position to get a better view, when a fourth figure entered bearing an enormous tray with a huge jug of wine on it as well as an assortment of dirty flagons.
"This round's on the house, boys!" the figure chortled merrily. "Have one on old Isstvan."
Isstvan! That was Isstvan?
The waddling figure below did not seem to display any of the menacing features I had expected in a wouldbe ruler of the dimensions.
Quickly I checked him for a magical aura. There was none. It wasn't a disguise. He really looked like that. I studied him carefully.
He was tall, but his stoutness kept his height from being imposing. He had long white hair and a longer white beard which nearly covered his chest with its fullness. His bright eyes were set in a face that seemed to be permanently smiling, and his nose and cheeks were flushed, though whether from drink or laughter I couldn't tell.
This was the dark figure of evil I had been dreading all these weeks? He looked to be exactly what Quigley said he was... a harmless old innkeeper.
A movement at the far end of the mezzanine caught my eye. Tanda! She was crouched behind the railing as I was on the other side of the stairs, and at first I thought I had just seen the movement of her easing into position. Then she looked my way and cautiously waved her hand again, and I realized she was signaling for my attention.
I waved an acknowledgment, which she must have seen, for she stopped signaling and changed to another set of actions. Glancing furtively at the figures below to be sure she wasn't observed, she began a strange pantomime. First she made several repeated gestures around her forehead, then pointed urgently behind her.
I didn't understand, and shook my head to convey this.
She repeated the gestures more emphatically, and this time I realized she was actually pointing down and behind her. The stables! Something about the stables. But what about the stables?