"Don't I get one?"
"Can you use it?"
"Well...."
He resumed his task. I had a small knife I used to skin small game tucked in my own belt inside my shirt. Even to my inexperienced eye it was of better quality than the two Aahz had just appropriated. I decided not to bring it to his attention.
"Okay, kid. Where did the old man keep his money?"
I showed him. One of the stones in the fireplace was loose and there was a small leather pouch hidden behind it. He peered at the coins suspiciously as they poured into his palm.
"Check me on this, kid. Copper and silver aren't worth much in this dimension, right?"
"Well, silver's sorta valuable, but it's not worth as much as gold."
"Then what's with this chicken-feed? Where's the real money?"
"We never really had much."
"Come off it ... I haven't met a magician yet who didn't have a bundle socked away. Just because he never spent any of it doesn't mean he doesn't have it. Now think. Haven't you ever seen anything around that was gold or had gems?"
"Well, there are a few items, but they're protected by curses."
"Kid, think for a minute. If you were a doddering old wreck who couldn't fight your way out of a paper bag, how would you protect your treasures?"
"I don't know."
"Terrific. I'll explain while we gather it up."
In short order we had a modest heap of loot on the table, most of it items I had long held in awe. There was a gold statue of a man with the head of a lion, the Three Pearls of Kraul, a gold pendant in the shape of the sun with three of its rays missing, and a ring with a large jewel we took from Garkin's hand. Aahz held up the sun pendant.
"Now this is an example of what I mean. I suppose there's a story about what happened to the missing three rays?"
"Well," I began, "there was a lost tribe that worshipped a huge snake toad...."
"Skip it. It's an old dodge. What you do is take your gold to a craftsman and have him fashion it into something with a lot of small out-juttings like fingers or arms or ..." He held up the pendant. "... rays of sun. It gives you the best of two worlds.
"First, you have something mystical and supernatural, add a ghost story and no one will dare to touch it. Second, it has the advantage that if you need a little ready cash, you just break off a ray or an arm and sell it for the value of the gold. Instead of losing value, the price of the remaining item increases because of its mystical history, the strange circumstances under which it was torn asunder, purely fictional, of course."
Strangely enough, I was not surprised. I was beginning to wonder if anything Garkin had told me was true.
"Then none of these things have any real magical powers or curses?''
"Now, I didn't say that. Occasionally, you stumble across a real item, but they're usually few and far between."
"But how can you tell the real thing from a fake?"
"I take it that Garkin didn't teach you to see auras. Well, that figures. Probably was afraid you'd take his treasure and run. Okay, kid. Time for your first lesson. Have you ever daydreamed? You know, just stared at something and let your mind wander?"
I nodded.
"Okay, here's what I want you to do. Scoot down in your chair until your head is almost level with the table. That's right. Comfortable? Fine. Now I want you to look across the table at the wall. Don't focus on it, just stare at it and let your mind wander."
I did as he said. It was hard not focusing on a specific point, so I set my mind to wandering. What to think about? Well, what was I thinking about when the candle almost lit. Oh yes. I am Skeeve. I am powerful and my power is growing daily. I smiled to myself. With the demon's aid, I would soon become a knowledgeable sorcerer. And that would just be the start. After that....
"Hey!" I said, sitting upright.
"What did you see?"
"It was ... well, nothing, I guess."
"Don't give me a hard time, kid. What did you see?"
"Well, for a second there I thought I saw sort of a red glow around the ring, but when I looked at it squarely, it disappeared."
"The ring, eh? It figures. Well, that's it. The rest of the stuff should be okay."
He scraped the rest of the loot into a sack, leaving the ring on the table.
"What was it?"
"What? Oh, what you saw? That was an aura. Most people have them. Some places do, but it's a sure test to check if an item is truly magical. I'd be willing to bet that the ring is what old Garkin used to fry the assassin."
"Aren't we going to take it with us?"
"Do you know how to control it?"
"Well... .no."
"Neither do I. The last thing we need is to carry around a ring that shoots fire. Particularly if we don't know how to activate it. Leave it. Maybe the others will find it and turn it on themselves."
He tucked the sack into his waistband.
"What others?" I prompted.
"Hmmm? Oh, the other assassins."
"What other assassins?" I was trying to be calm, but I was slipping.
"That's right. This is the first time you've tangled with them, isn't it? I would have thought Garkin...."
"Aahz, could you just tell me?"
"Oh! Sure, kid. Assassins never work alone. That's why they never miss. They work in groups of two to eight. There's probably a back-up team around somewhere. Realizing Isstvan's respect for Garkin, I'd guess he wouldn't send less than six out on an assignment like this, maybe even two teams."
"You mean all this time you've been fooling around with clothes and swords, there's been more assassins on the way?"
"Relax, kid. That's the back-up team. They'll be waiting a ways off and won't move until tomorrow at the earliest. It's professional courtesy. They want to give this bozo room to maneuver. Besides, it's tradition that the assassin who actually does the deed gets first pick of any random booty lying around before the others show up to take even shares. Everyone does it, but it's considered polite to not notice some of the loot has been pocketed before the official split."
"How do you know so much about assassins, Aahz?"
"Went with one for a while... lovely lass, but she couldn't keep her mouth shut, even in bed. Sometimes I wonder if any profession really guards its secrets as closely as they claim."
"What happened?"
"With what?"
"With your assassin?"
"None of your business, kid." Aahz was suddenly brusque again. "We've got work to do."
"What are we going to do?"
"Well, first we bury the Imp. Maybe it will throw the others off our trail. With any luck, they'll think he grabbed all the loot and disappeared. It wouldn't be the first time."
"No, I mean after that. We're getting ready to travel, but where are we going?''
"Kid, sometimes you worry me. That isn't even magik. It's common sense military action. First, we find Isstvan. Second, we appraise his strength. Third, we make our plans, and fourth, we execute them, and hopefully him."
"Um... Aahz, could we back up to one for a minute? Where are we going to find Isstvan?"
That stopped him.
"Don't you know where he is?"
"I never even heard his name before today."
We sat in silence staring at each other for a long time.
Chapter Five:
"Only constant and conscientious practice in the Martial Arts will ensure a long and happy life."
-B.LEE
"I THINK I've got it figured out, kid."
As Aahz spoke, he paused in honing his sword to inspect the edge. Ever since our trek began he had seized every opportunity to work on his weapons. Even when we simply paused to rest by a stream he busied himself working their edges or adjusting their balance. I felt I had learned more about weapons in the last week just watching him tinker than I had in my entire previous life.
"Figured what out?" "Why people in this world are trained in weapons or magik, but not both!"