"In that case," smiled Aahz, "I suggest you get started. I believe I've made my feelings quite clear that we intend to stay here until the cure is effected."
"In that case," the Deveel smiled back at him, "I believe you raised the matter of cost. How much do you have with you?"
"Well, we have…." I began.
"That strikes me as being unimportant," Aahz glared warningly at me. "Suppose you tell us how much you feel is a fair price for your services."
Frumple graced him with one withering glare before sinking thoughtfully into his calculations.
"Hmm… material cost is up… and of course, there's my time… and you did call without an appointment… let's say it would cost you, just as a rough estimate, mind you, oh, in the neighborhood of… Say!"
He suddenly brightened and smiled at us.
"Maybe you'd be willing to work this as a trade. I cure you, and you do me a little favor."
"What kind of a favor?" Aahz asked suspiciously.
For once I was in complete agreement with him. Something in Frumple's voice did not inspire confidence.
"A small thing, really," the Deveel purred. "Sort of a decoy mission."
"We'd rather pay cash," I asserted firmly.
"Shut up, kid," Aahz advised. "What kind of a decoy mission, Frumple?"
"You may have noticed the young couple who entered my shop ahead of you. You did! Good. Then you have doubtless noticed they are not on the premises currently."
"How did they leave?" I asked curiously.
"I'll get to that in a moment," Frumple smiled. "Anyway, theirs is an interesting if common story. I'll spare you the details, but in short, they're young lovers kept apart by their families. In their desperation, they turned to me for assistance. I obliged them by sending them to another dimension where they can be happy free of their respective family's intervention."
"For a fee, of course," Aahz commented dryly.
"Of course," Frumple smiled.
"C'mon, Aahz," I chided. "It sounds like a decent thing to do, even if he was paid for it."
"Quite so!" beamed the Deveel. "You're quite perceptive for one so young. Anyway, my generosity has left me in a rather precarious position. As you have no doubt noticed, I am quite concerned with my image in this town. There is a chance that image may be threatened if the couple's relatives succeed in tracking them to my shop and no farther."
"That must have been some fee," Aahz mumbled.
"Now my proposition is this: in exchange for my assistance, I would ask that you two disguise yourselves as that couple and lay a false trail away from my shop."
"How much of a false trail?" I asked.
"Oh. it needn't be anything elaborate. Just be seen leaving town by enough townspeople to ensure that attention will be drawn away from my shop. Once out of sight of town, you can change to any disguise you like and return here. By that time, my preparations for your cure should be complete. Well, what do you say? Is it a deal?"
Chapter Thirteen
The secret to winning the support of large groups of people is positive thinking.
"PEOPLE are staring at us, Aahz."
"Relax, kid. They're supposed to be staring at us."
To illustrate his point, he nodded and waved to a knot of glowering locals. They didn't wave back.
"I don't see why I have to be the girl," I grumbled.
"We went through that before, kid. You walk more like a girl than I do."
"That's what you and Frumple decided. I don't think I walk like a girl at all!"
"Well. let's say I walk less like a girl than you do."
It was hard to argue with logic like that, so I changed subjects.
"Couldn't we at least travel by less populated streets?" I asked.
"Why?" countered Aahz.
"Well, I'm not too wild about having a lot of people seeing me when I'm masquerading as a girl."
"C'mon, kid. The whole idea is that no one would recognize you. Besides, you don't know anybody in this town. Why should you care what they think of you?"
"I just don't like it, that's all," I grumbled.
"Not good enough," Aahz asserted firmly. "Being seen is part of our deal with Frumple. If you had any objections you should have said so before we closed the negotiations."
"I never got a chance," I pointed out. "But since the subject's come up, I do have a few questions."
"Such as?"
"Such as what are we doing?"
"Weren't you paying attention, kid? We're laying a false trail for…."
"I know that," I interrupted. "What I mean is, why arc we doing what we're doing? Why are we doing Frumple a favor instead of just paying his price?"
"You wouldn't ask that if you'd ever dealt with a Deveel before," Aahz snorted. "Their prices are sky-high, especially in a case like ours when they know the customer is desperate. Just be thankful we got such a good deal."
"That's what I mean, Aahz. Are we sure we've gotten a good deal?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, from what I've been told, if you think you've gotten a good deal from a Deveel, it usually means you've overlooked something."
"Of course you speak from a wide range of experience," Aahz sneered sarcastically. "Who told you so much about dealing with Deveels?"
"You did," I said pointedly.
"Hmmm. You're right, kid. Maybe I have been a little hasty."
Normally I would have been ecstatic over having Aahz admit I was right. Somehow, however, in the current situation, it only made me feel that much more uncomfortable.
"So what are we going to do?" I asked.
"Well, normally I deal honestly unless I think I'm being double-crossed. This time, however, you've raised sufficient doubt in my mind that I think we should bend the rules a little."
"Situational ethics again?"
"Right!"
"So what do we do?"
"Start looking for a relatively private place where we can dump these disguises without being noticed."
I began scanning the streets and alleys ahead of us. My uneasiness was growing into panic, and it lent intensity to my search.
"I wish we had our weapons along," I muttered.
"Listen to him," Aahz jeered. "It wasn't that long ago you were telling me all about how magicians don't need weapons. C'mon, kid. What would you do with a weapon if you had one?"
"If you want to get specific," I said dryly, "I was wishing you had a weapon."
"Oh! Good point. Say… ah… kid? Are you still looking for a private place?"
"Yeah, I've got a couple possibles spotted."
"Well forget it. Start looking for something wide open with a lot of exits."
"Why the change in strategy," I asked.
"Take a look over your shoulder… casual like."
I did as I was bid, though it was not as casual as it might have been. It turned out my acting ability was the least of our worries.
There was a crowd of people following us. They glared at us darkly and muttered to themselves. I wanted very badly to believe we were not the focus of their attention, but it was obvious that was not the case. They were clearly following us, and gathering members as they went.
"We're being followed, Aahz!" I whispered.
"Hey, kid. I pointed them out to you, remember?"
"But why are they following us? What do they want?"
"Well, I don't know for sure, of course, but I'd guess it has something to do with our disguises."