You don’t want sex?
Right.
What, is it against your religion?
No.
Were you abused, then?
No.
Repressed or repulsed or something?
No.
They have a pill for that, you know.
That’s not what the pill is for. The pill is for people who are ready and willing, but not able. I’m perfectly able, just not ready and willing. Saying there’s a pill that’ll fix asexuality is like saying there’s a pill that’ll fix homosexuality. I’m not going to take a pill, feel a stirring in my loins, and suddenly want to sleep with the next woman I see.
What is wrong with you? Sex is AWESOME!
You can keep your sex. Red Alarm is awesome. It’s like a full 3D version of Star Fox and—
You should try it some time. You might like it!
“You do not like them. So you say. Try them! Try them! And you may. Try them and you may, I say!”
I did try it. I didn’t care much for it. I mean, it was okay, I guess, but nothing spectacular. Nothing close to what all of you claim. Kinda boring, actually.
Wait, you had sex? Gotcha! That means you’re not asexual!
I had sex twice. Nine years ago. Call it a youthful indiscretion or whatever. I didn’t know I was ace at the time. I thought I was straight and that sex was what I was supposed to do at some point, and she offered. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Asexuality is a sexual orientation, just like being gay or straight. Orientation is not the same as behavior. A little bit of experimentation in college doesn’t make someone gay. A lesbian who wants a child and opts for natural insemination isn’t suddenly straight. I had sex for the experience and because I thought that doing it might make my libido turn on. It didn’t.
I don’t regret it at all. In fact, I think it’s good that I did try it, otherwise I’d probably have doubts that I’m really asexual because there’d be that chance that I would like it if I just tried it.
Maybe she just wasn’t any good. If you find someone good, you’ll change your mind.
Maybe she wasn’t. I don’t know. I don’t have any other data points to compare. But that’s irrelevant. I wasn’t put off by a bad experience. I never was really all that interested in it to begin with. She could have been the most mind-blowingly skilled woman on the planet and I still probably would have said “Meh”.
It’s just a phase. It’ll pass.
19 years since puberty is “just a phase”? Well, I’ll give it another 20 minutes, but that’s it!
You could be a late bloomer.
I’m in my thirties and I’ve never been sexually attracted to anyone, not even a naked woman standing directly in front of me. That’s not a late bloomer. Nothing was planted in my garden.
I’m so sorry for you. It must really suck for you.
No, it’s absolutely fine, actually. I don’t want sex. It’s not like I’m yearning to get laid but can’t, leading me to be a pent up bottle of frustration and sadness. I’m not missing out on anything because I’ve never felt anything to miss out on. It would be a bit like me telling you that your life must suck because you don’t want a copy of a game like Space Squash. You’d give me a funny look and shake your head in confusion over how I could possibly think that you’d be interested in that.
But sex is awesome! Everyone wants sex!
You can’t see me, but I’m giving you a funny look and shaking my head in confusion over how you could possibly think that I’d be interested in that.
By the way, weren’t these supposed to be questions?
Oh, right. So, uh… Aren’t you just putting a fancy name on celibacy?
No, not at all. Celibacy is the condition of not having sex, while asexuality is not feeling sexual attraction toward anyone. Think of it this way: Celibacy is “I don’t have sex because _________.” As in “I don’t have sex because it’s against my religion” or “because I can’t find anyone” or “because I’m in prison”. Asexuality is “Sex? Whatever. Please pass the cake.” So yes, I am celibate, but I’m celibate because I’m ace, not because I made some life choice to never have sex or just haven’t been able to get laid and have given up trying.
Not all celibate people are asexuals, and not all asexuals are celibate.
What you’re saying is that you can’t get laid and have given up trying?
Um. No. I’ve never even bothered trying because it’s just not that interesting to me. When I did have sex, it was entirely my partner’s idea, and it took a lot of persistence on her part to get me to the point where I said yes.
That’s a bit like claiming that I’m not interested in golf because I’m no good at it. No, I’m not interested in golf because it’s golf and it’s not interesting.
(Unless it’s Golf for the Virtual Boy. I don’t have that game yet…)
Why do you hate sex?
I don’t hate sex. I just don’t care about it. As far as aces go, I’m fairly sex positive. I’m not repulsed by it and I don’t have any problem with it. In fact, I find it secretly amusing when someone thinks that I’m offended by a sexual conversation and tries to steer things in a different direction. If I seem offended, it’s probably because I’m zoning out and not paying any attention because I have nothing to add to the conversation.
In the right situation, I might even be willing to give it another go. I just don’t feel any need to find myself in the right situation.
Anyway, go forth and fornicate, just keep your damn kids off my lawn.
So you can’t fall in love?
I can and I have. It’s definitely more than a friendship, it’s just not tied to sex.
Wait, how can you fall in love and still call yourself asexual? If you fall in love, you’re straight, gay, or bi. Pick one.
Sex does not equal love. Sexual attraction does not equal love. Many people are sexually attracted to people they do not love. Many people love people they are not sexually attracted to. And clearly, many people love people they do not have sex with. Asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction, not the lack of capacity for love.
You’re just inexperienced. If you get out there and keep trying, you’ll come around.
Did you have to “get out there and keep trying” to decide you were interested in sex in the first place? And who knows, maybe you’ll really get into gay sex if you just “get out there and keep trying”. After all, how can you say you’re not gay if you haven’t tried it out?