“What’s this?” asked the old man, between a smile and a raised eyebrow. “You growl about spending coin to fill your belly, but you’d put it down willingly to fill mugs for us?”
“Shame to the lord that takes a minstrel’s songs, and leaves their throat dry from the singing of it,” I replied with a smile.
The women exchanged glances behind Josh’s back, and Honey asked me with gentle mockery, “And when were you last a lord, young fellow?”
“’Tis but a saying,” I said after a moment, awkwardly. “But I wouldn’t grudge the coin for the songs I’ve heard, especially if you’ve a bit of news to go with it. I’m headed up the river road; have you perchance just come down?”
“No, we’re headed up that way ourselves,” put in the younger woman brightly. She was perhaps fourteen, with startlingly blue eyes. I saw the other woman make a hushing motion at her. She introduced them. “As you’ve heard, good sir, this is Harper Josh, and I am Honey. My cousin is Piper. And you are . . . ?”
Two blunders in one short conversation. One, to speak as if I still resided at Buckkeep and these were visiting minstrels, and the other, to have no name planned out. I searched my mind for a name, and then after a bit too much of a pause, blurted out; “Cob.” And then wondered with a shiver why I had taken to myself the name of a man I’d known and killed.
“Well . . . Cob,” and Honey paused before saying the name just as I had, “we might have a bit of news for you, and we’d welcome a mug of anything, whether you’re lately a lord or not. Just who are you hoping we won’t have seen on the road looking for you?”
“Beg pardon?” I asked quietly, and then lifted my own empty mug to signal the kitchen boy.
“He’s a runaway prentice, Father,” Honey told her father with great certainty. “He carries a scribe’s case strapped to his bundle, but his hair’s grown out, and there’s not even a dot of ink on his fingers.” She laughed at the chagrin on my face, little guessing the cause. “Oh, come . . . Cob, I’m a minstrel. When we aren’t singing, we’re witnessing anything we can to find a deed to base a song on. You can’t expect us not to notice things.”
“I’m not a runaway apprentice,” I said quietly, but had no ready lie to follow the statement. How Chade would have rapped my knuckles over this blundering!
“We don’t care if you are, lad,” Josh comforted me. “In any case, we haven’t heard any cry of angry scribers looking for lost apprentices. These days, most would be happy if their bound lads ran away . . . one less mouth to feed in hard times.”
“And a scriber’s boy scarcely gets a broken nose or a scarred face like that from a patient master,” Piper observed sympathetically. “So small blame to you if you did run away.”
The kitchen boy came at last, and they were merciful to my flat purse, ordering no more than mugs of beer for themselves. First Josh, and then the women came to share my table. The kitchen boy must have thought better of me for treating the minstrels well, for when he brought their mugs, he refilled mine as well, and did not charge me for it. Still, it broke another silver bit to coppers to pay for their drinks. I tried to be philosophical about it, and reminded myself to leave a copper bit for the boy when I left.
“So, then,” I began when the boy had left, “what news from downriver, then?”
“And have not you just come from there yourself?” Honey asked tartly.
“No, my lady, in truth I had come cross-country, from visiting some shepherd friends,” I extemporized. Honey’s manner was beginning to wear on me.
“’My lady,’” she said softly to Piper and rolled her eyes. Piper giggled. Josh ignored them.
“Downriver is much the same as up these days, only more so,” he told me. “Hard times, and harder to come for those who farm. The food grain went to pay the taxes, so the seed grain went to feed the children. So only what was left went into the fields, and no man grows more by planting less. Same is true for the flocks and herds. And no signs that the taxes will be less this harvest. And even a goose-girl that can’t cipher her own age knows that less take away more leaves naught but hunger on the table. It’s worst along the salt water. If a person goes out fishing, who knows what will happen to home before he returns? A farmer plants a field, knowing it won’t yield enough both for taxes and family, and that there will be less than half of it left standing if the Red-Ships come to pay a call. There’s been a clever song made about a farmer who tells the tax collector that the Red-Ships have already done his job for him.”
“Save that clever minstrels don’t sing it,” Honey reminded him tartly.
“Red-Ships raid Buck’s coast as well, then,” I said quietly.
Josh gave a snort of bitter laughter. “Buck, Bearns, Rippon, or Shoaks . . . I doubt the Red-Ships care where one duchy ends and another begins. If the sea brushes up against it, they’ll raid there.”
“And our ships?” I asked softly.
“The ones that have been taken away from us by the Raiders are doing very well. Those left defending us, well, they are as successful as gnats at bothering cattle.”
“Does no one stand firm for Buck these days?” I asked, and heard the despair in my own voice.
“The Lady of Buckkeep does. Not only firm, but loud. There’s some as say all she does is cry out and scold, but others know that she doesn’t call on them to do what she hasn’t already done herself.” Harper Josh spoke as if he knew this at first hand.
I was mystified, but did not wish to appear too ignorant. “Such as?”
“Everything she can. She wears no jewelry at all anymore. It’s all been sold and put toward paying patrol ships. She sold off her own ancestral lands, and put the money to paying mercenaries to man the towers. It’s said she sold the necklace given her by Prince Chivalry, his grandmother’s rubies, to King Regal himself, to buy grain and timber for Buck villages that wanted to rebuild.”
“Patience,” I whispered. I had seen those rubies once, long ago, when we had first been getting to know one another. She had deemed them too precious even to wear, but she had shown them to me and told me someday my bride might wear them. Long ago. I turned my head aside and struggled to control my face.
“Where have you been sleeping this past year . . . Cob, that you know none of this?” Honey demanded sarcastically.
“I have been away,” I said quietly. I turned back to the table and managed to meet her eyes. I hoped my face showed nothing.
She cocked her head and smiled at me. “Where?” she countered brightly.
I did not like her much at all. “I’ve been living by myself, in the forest,” I said at last.
“Why?” She smiled at me as she pressed me. I was certain she knew how uncomfortable she was making me.
“Obviously, because I wished to,” I said. I sounded so much like Burrich when I said it, I almost looked over my shoulder for him.
She made a small mouth at me, totally unrepentant, but Harper Josh set his mug down on the table a bit firmly. He said nothing, and the look he gave her from his blind eyes was no more than a flicker, but she subsided abruptly. She folded her hands at the edge of the table like a rebuked child, and for a moment I thought her quashed, until she looked up at me from under her lashes. Her eyes met mine directly, and the little smile she shot me was defiant. I looked away from her, totally mystified as to why she wished to peck at me like this. I glanced at Piper, only to find her face bright red with suppressed laughter. I looked down at my hands on the table, hating the blush that suddenly flooded my face.
In an effort to start the conversation again, I asked, “Are there any other new tidings from Buckkeep?”
Harper Josh gave a short bark of laughter. “Not much new misery to tell. The tales are all the same, with only the names of the villages and towns different. Oh, but there is one small bit, a rich one. Word is now that King Regal will hang the Pocked Man himself.”