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Bruno Skult — Bruno Schulz: Polish writer and translator

Sven Hassel — Danish author, wrote Kommando Reichsführer Himmler

Daddy Cool — Australian rock band

Lieutenant Onada — Hinoo, a Japanese intelligence officer; for a number of years after World War II had ended, he sat isolated on some godforsaken island, firmly believing that the war was still going on

Count Gyula Andrássy, etc. — the Habsburg Minister of Foreign Affairs; together with Bismark, he negotiated the alliance with Germany in 1879

Ngugi — John, Kenyan, one of the world’s best cross-country runners

Humwawa — demon, master of perversion, face made from viscera

Mangu — Möngke Khan, descended from Ghengis, he ruled in the 1250s over the largest state that ever existed

Mokelé-mbémbés — dinosaurs still believed to be living in tropical Africa

Sickan Carlsson and Thor Modéen — Swedish actors

Anticimex — Swedish hardcore punk band

Baubo — old woman in Greek mythology; tried to cheer the goddess Demeter up while the latter was mourning the loss of her daughter

Kaiomortz — both beast and man, the oldest of all creatures

Nyarlathotep — read Lovecraft already

Igjugarjuk — Inuit mystic who claimed that the way to wisdom was found through solitude and suffering, far away from men

Saida in the Hemmets Journal—“Home Journal”; Saida Andersson was an advice columnist

fotzelovers—fotze is slang for “cunt”

Mazdaznan-Hanisch — Otto Hanish founded the Mazdaznan movement, a synchretistic religion focused on health

the secret teachings of Saprophytism — being the teachings of something (or somethings?) living off dead and rotting substances

Mundebo and Jan-Erik Wikström — Swedish politicians, members of the People’s Party

Bildt — Carclass="underline" Swedish former prime minister and nowadays foreign minister

Anna Lindmarker — Swedish journalist

Einsatzkommando — a Nazi killing squad active in World War II

Pastor Paisley — pastor in Northern Ireland and leader of the Democratic Unionist Party

Garn howled outside of Gnipahall — in Norse mythology, Gnipahalla was the entrance to Niflheimr (the “Abode of Mist”) and the wolf Garmr was set to guard the entrance

Renat — Swedish vodka

AMS — Swedish National Labor Market Board

Svante Thuresson — Swedish jazz musician

John Houdi — Swedish illusionist and magician

Svarte Filip — Filip Johansson or “Black-Filip”: Swedish soccer forward

Arschberg — Robert Aschberg, a vulgar TV-show personality

Pier Luigi Farnese — black magic made him rape the Bishop of Fano (according to Jacob Burckhardt)

Vi i femman—“We in the Fifth Grade”: a Swedish radio question and answer show for children

Race Gunther — Hans Friedrich Karl Gunther, influential Nazi Nordicist

Glaube und Schönheit—“the Faith and Beauty Society” was a Hitler youth organization open to young girls ages seventeen to twenty-one

Christmas Tree Plundering — a Swedish festival that takes place on January 13th (Saint Knut’s Day), which marks the end of the Christmas season; Before the Christmas tree is thrown out, it is “plundered”

Harald and Frank Alexander — father and sixteen year-old son, murdered three family members in ritual fashion (the mother and two teenage daughters) with knives on Tenerife in 1970: the women’s breasts and vaginal lips were cut off and their hearts cut out; the Alexanders claimed their motive was to “save humanity”

Michael Myers and Jason — from Halloween and the Friday the 13th films, respectively

Charis and metron — ancient Greek terms: Charis refers to grace, light, a joy in simple stillness; metron entails a resolve to lead a balanced life; see also the works of Vilhelm Ekelund

ahimsa — total non-violence (within Jainism)

Seydlitz — Walther von Seydlitz-Kurzbac: general, leader of the captured officers who worked with the Bolsheviks following the Battle of Stalingrad

Konrad Kujau — claimed at the beginning of the 1980s that he’d found Hitlers diaries

Ansgar — St. Ansgar, the “Apostle of the North”

cura … usura — Heidegger-Pound

Los Novios de la Muerte — a death squadron organized by Klaus Barbie and Stefano delle Chiaie, among others

Aouita — Saïd: Moroccan athlete

boar snout — a Viking charge

Fanfarlo … Horla — Baudelaire-Maupassant

Mafarka … Uomo finito — Marinetti-Papini

Zebulon—“Zeb” Macahan; see How the West was Won.

Bombi Bitt — television character played by Stellan Skarsgård, Swedish actor

deshimaric — Taisen Deshimaru, Zen Buddhist teacher and monk

Leibstandarte — Hitler’s bodyguards

“lord of silence, supreme god of desolation”—from Damien Thorns monologue in Omen III

airyanem vaejo — the Aryan Persians’ legendary Northern home swet-dvipa — the region situated in the farthest Northern reaches, where Narayuna (which is light) lives together with uttarakua (the ancient Northern race): according to Aryan-Indian traditions

XXVII

Grandpa was lying down and watching Father’s Little Dividend with Spencer Tracy. He’d drunk fifty beers, Kaltenberg and Kaiserdom Edel, since this afternoon. I’d just dumped ten cans of maggots into a bowl and was coming back from the kitchen. I also had a flask of Portello and a saucer of unripe gooseberries. The movie had reached the scene where Spencer is in the swing talking to his whoredaughter. She’s knockedup and worried about how it’ll be between her and the guy who fucked her when the baby falls out.

“How did you feel when you had your first baby?” she asks. “Did it make any difference between you and Mom?”

“… I remember lying awake that night, thinking to myself: Now what have we got into, here we were, two perfectly happy people, free as the air — now we’re trapped, trapped by twenty inches of screaming humanity.”

— Whoresongod and Jewjesus! That’s exactly how it is! Grandpa exclaimed. If I didn’t have you holding me down, I could run like Ratatoskr! up and down Chaos’s cock! I’d get back everything I’veever given up! I could’ve been a diva! a primadonna! Courted by the worlds richest, most perverted queers! I would’ve been worse than Zarah Leander! Farah Diba! Divine! Liberace! ten thousand times worse!

Grandpa sat up and took a fistful of flylarvae and sawdust. It probably didn’t taste very good, though … Suddenly, he snorted and spit the maggots out all over the table.

— Fuck Satan all the way back to hell! they were hardly moving! I bet my blackguards knee and tenniselbow you didn’t keep them in the fridge! They rot at room temperature!

He cuffed my ear and took the switch with the colorful feathers out of the urn where we kept it.

— You’re about to get what’s coming to you … shitcunt …

Grandpa seemed to be getting the sunsetblues … Must be in the genes, because I usually feel pretty sour in the evening, too … He threw me across the table, yanked down my pants, shouted a few curses, and started beating me with the springy switch.

— How I hate you! Pampers and Semper! Kamratposten and Barnjournalenl And you actually dared to like them! You actually had the stomach for it! Evilevildevilllll! There you go! And there! There! Everyman! Tusenbröder! Tschandala!