— Fuck me, you’ve sexed up your last retardchild, dirtbag!
— You’re about to see how it feels when the priestmeat burns, Ralf declared dramatically. The fact that you enjoyed yourself just now like a ditz on a pizzle really irks me, he added and disappeared into the kitchen.
He came back with a fryingpan and bashed Grandpa’s head with it until his right eyeball popped out and dangled against his cheek.
— Easy there, old dame, Johan laughed, let Hugo torture him a bit before he’s too far gone to feel any pain.
— Devil in my pants! I promise to be cruel, Siljabloo, you can count on me, Hugo said and stuck his prick in Grandpa’s empty eyesocket.
— Too bad Elisha Burr Myregg isn’t here, Johan sighed, he likes theroughstuff. I remember how he tormented that pair of Jehovah’s witnesses to death at the intestinalfest in Lauker.
— Ralf and I will get the job done, Hugo said. But keep him still, oh my lord and master.
He waddled to the garderoband took out a roll of barbedwire, some pipecleaners, a pair of sheepsheers, a kerosenelamp, a tub of glue, and a hose.
— When we’re done with you, not even the corpsefucking fibromyalgic moose that Gunnar Grönland shot the balls off will want to shag you, he said. Being beautiful is a pain in the ass, he gigged and fed a strand of barbedwire into Grandpas moistoyster.
At the same time, Ralf prodded a pipecleaner up Grandpa’s urethra.
— You’re just an old kinkyminky, growled Frau Westermark when Grandpa struggled like a Gadareneswine and shrieked like an almightybaby. Hugo stuffed barb after barb into my howling Grandpa, and auntie Ralf crowned him with more barbedwire still. Johan held him a little tighter as Hugo ripped out what he’d just pushed in. Grandpa fainted. He was as broken and bloody as a beaten shiprat.
— I have a nasty pisshardon, Ralf declared and stuck his bloated-tumor into Grandpa’s sweet ass. You look like you could use some fertilizer, he scoffed and pissed in Grandpas gut.
Hugo smeared diarrhea between Grandpas lips when he started to come around.
— Time to beat him blackandblue, boys, and then I’m going to flambé him, Ralf said.
— You’re a real joker, tittycrusher, Johan sneered and grabbed Grandpa again.
— Struggle and fuss as much as you want, buggerdevil, because you’re about to get what you’re begging for!
Slurpykiss lit the kerosenelamp and smiled like a pious girlchild swallowing a severeddick.
— Say something nasty about Hitler, he commanded.
— He licks pussy!
— More! Worse!
— He was born of a woman!
— Oh, you naughty little cockgobbler! You don’t really think you’re going escape the fires of hell just because you badmouthed Amos Hitler, do you?
Ralf moved the hissing, purple flame toward Grandpa’s spread cheeks. The flames licked his soiled tangle of hair and turned it to ash in a second. Slurpykiss pressed the mouth of the kerosenelamp tight against Grandpa’s analopening and let the flame eat into his gut. Grandpa squealed like Holy Berndt when the Lardskinleague was strapping on the slaughtermask. It smoked like the ovens of Arschwitz and reeked like boymeetsgirl. Grandpas voice broke, his body shook with spasms, and his cock spurted sludge.
— Stop horsing around! Johan cried, You’ll kill him!
— Yeah, for Gunde’s sake, don’t off him while he’s still having fun, Hugo agreed.
Ralf turned off the gas with the expression of a fermentedher-ring who wakes up in its own juice.
— So what the fuck now? he asked listlessly and slunk toward the window, which looked out on Ethanol Hooker Street. In the meantime, the firechief put out the fire in Grandpas ass with the hose, and Hugo hesitated between the sheepsheers and the gluetub.
— Hey look, there goes Olga Saur! Ralf exclaimed suddenly. And Pirjo Propp! Invite them in, Hugosatan, so they can catch a ride on Grandpa!
Wild with schadenfreude, Hugo dashed out, breasts bobbing, while the other oldboys prepared Grandpa for what was sure to be the most degrading thing to ever happen to him.
— You, so proud you’d never touched a whatthefuckarethey-called, oh yeah, woman!
— You bragging about how you knew Immanuel Cunt’s Critique of the Unclean Pussy inside and out!
— We’ll teach you to like three holes, and may God have mercy on you if you don’t stay hard, pisscunt!
— This’ll be the funniest thing to happen since Moses and Aaron held their wankoff contest!
Grandpa couldn’t make a sound, but he looked so pathetic I started to cry. The oldbags came strutting in with Hugo in tow. Olga Saur was small and dry and had teddybeareyes, Pirjo Propp was big and juicy and listed to the side.
— So this is Grandpa, Olga confirmed to herself. Hugo said you’re drooling for some cunt.
— He’s always ready and willing, Ralf assured them.
— Then the old cock’s about to get sweaty, Pirjo said and bared her bloody cloaca.
Grandpa shook like a lickedclit, and his cracked lips parted with the devils own groan. Hugo and Johan each grabbed one of his arms, and Ralf laid himself across his skinny legs. Pirjo took out her dentures, squatted down and took Grandpas balls into her cavernous flytrap. Her supporthose was mended with nailpolish. Grandpa gave a brainpiercing shriek and then fainted. Johan earboxed him back to life. Olga unbuttoned her official countrycouncilwoman-jacket, folded up her prostheticleg, and began to lick Grandpa’s withered hobbyhorse. The women worked up a froth with their saliva, but his cock stayed limp. Grandpa prayed in Hebrew and Ralf gestured to Pirjo to try kissing him. No matter how hard they tried, though, his dick remained down. Finally, they took a smokebreak.
— He’s one nasty devil all right, Propp said in a horrified voice, snuffing out her cigar.
— You hear such things about him.
— Irma had a helluva time with him.
— I know what we could do! Ralf exclaimed, brightening up. I’ll fuck the kid, that’ll put some juice in old Grandpa’s bag.
He forced me to my knees and made me take him in my mouth. I greedily sucked his pamperedcock and kneaded his lankyballs, but he was as hard to get going as Grandpa had been.
— Satan’s leech! Slurpykiss exploded and gave me a fist between the eyes. When I tumbled to the ground, he kicked me in the back of the head with his safetyshoes until I passed out.
When I came around, Johan was prying open my shitseat. He pulled me hard against his calloused fist, and then slowly forced in his nawyprick.
— It won’t help to pout and fuss, Hugo told me and scalped me with the sheepsheers, while Johan burst my gut.
I was swallowed by the creepingdark and met the light that never warms.
— Hate and suffer, it commanded me. You’re the Grandpa now.
It showed me the whole world and then the ovenuniverse, and
I learned Kågedalen was everywhere. And that there must always be a Grandpa. From up above I suddenly saw Drängsmark and Hugo’s house. Then I was floating in a corner and I saw myself being Arabfucked by Master Westermark so hard that the bedclothes steamed. I was feverish, but I looked dead. Grandpa was convulsing on his back on the floor. Hugo and Ralf had him by the shoulders and were forcing him to watch Johan’s raw murderfuck. Pirjo Propp had Grandpa’s legs and Olga Saur rode his shamefaced cock. She panted and labored with her festeringcrack snug around my Grandpa’s tarnished joystick. Grandpas mouth was open like he was shrieking, but I couldn’t hear a thing. Olga worked him with all the frenzy only deadestrus can give. Pirjo piddled his balls with a retardedgrin. Ralf laughed unshedtears and greedily jacked off. Hugo alone had hold of Grandpa’s head and shoulders now and was still forcing him to watch as Johan violated my little body. Grandpa’s hands were nailed to the floor and he had a batteryoperated Luciacrown on his head. His upper body was naked, but he’d kept his chaps.