“Thanks, Mr. Smith,” I said, cracking my whip at a woman wearing a T-shirt that said I Survived Coffin Fest who’d come a little too close with her rake. The woman snarled and recoiled. “Same here.”
“I suppose,” Mr. Smith said, “now would be the appropriate time to say, er, see you in the next world?”
“Now would,” I said.
Suddenly Mike lunged at Kayla with a roar, holding his shovel high in the air. Kayla screamed and swung her knife at his midsection, but he easily dodged the blade, and she missed. A lascivious leer spread over Mike’s face. I’d have snapped my whip at him, but I was occupied by a large man carrying a stone cherub, which he was about to throw at my face. Mr. Smith, unfortunately, had my grandmother to contend with. She flung herself at him, hissing like a snake … a snake who owned a shop called Knuts for Knitting and wore orthopedic sneakers.
I was certain in the next second I was going to see Mike’s shovel connect with my best friend’s head, then have to hear her screams of pain.
Instead, I saw a familiar black tactical boot connect with Mike’s groin and heard his screams of pain.
“If you’d let me kill this man when I had the chance, Pierce,” John said calmly, “none of this would be happening.”
The only time I’d ever been happier to see him was the moment he’d come back to life.
John seemed to come from out of nowhere, a blaze of fists and glory. Mike had sunk to the ground, weeping in pain, red poinciana blossoms staining the knees of his coveralls. My grandmother was so surprised she backed away from Mr. Smith, shouting, “Get up! Get up, you fool!” in Mike’s direction. But it seemed unlikely Mike would be getting up anytime soon.
A moment later, the man who’d been about to throw the stone cherub at me joined Mike on the ground. Mr. Liu, who’d followed John from the half-collapsed crypt, had torn the cherub from his hands and struck him with it. The cherub crumbled to pieces.
My grandmother howled in rage, and above our heads, the ravens let out similar cries of wrath.
“Hello,” Mr. Liu said to me in his usual laconic fashion. “I see you’re using my gift.”
He nodded at the whip. I wanted to throw my arms around him, but this hardly seemed the time or place, since Furies were still coming at us from all sides.
“Not that I’m not happy to see you both,” I said, taking my whip to a third man who was rushing at us with a wickedly pointed garden hoe. “But what took you guys so long?”
“We were slightly preoccupied,” John said. He seized the hoe and broke it over his knee, then threw the non-pointed end forcefully at the man, hitting him in the solar plexus. “I had a couple of ships to deliver.”
“And passengers to board,” Mr. Liu added. He flung a piece of the stone cherub at a fifth Fury.
“Couldn’t that have waited?” I asked. “It’s a mess out here.”
“It was an even bigger mess back there,” John said. “But Mr. Graves finally got things under control, thanks to your father —”
“My father?”
“He got us the boats,” John said, looking at me in some surprise, as if to say, You were there. How could you not remember? He went on to explain patiently, “I was able to get them to the Underworld, and Mr. Graves was able to start boarding the passengers … with a little help.”
“From who?” I asked.
“Them,” John said, and nodded towards the wrought iron gate to his crypt.
I saw a familiar figure — one that was considerably smaller than anyone else in the cemetery — slip through the gate, then turn to gesture eagerly to someone still inside the vault.
Henry, of course, I expected — though I didn’t approve. A Fury battlefield was no place for a child, even one who’d lived a century and a half in the Underworld and had grown used to life without a mother.
But Reed, who’d found a shirt and a pair of long pants somewhere, and also armed himself with an ancient harpoon gun? Chloe, her hand wrapped tightly around Typhon’s collar, against which the enormous dog was lunging in excitement? Mrs. Engle and Mr. Graves, both with their hands wrapped around the bridle of a snorting Alastor, who barely fit through the tiny opening? When the horse finally managed to squeeze through it, he kicked the first Fury who was foolish enough to come close to him, square in the chest.
“John,” I said in horror. “No.”
John shrugged. “They volunteered to stay behind. Not only volunteered, they insisted.”
“John, Mr. Graves told them that if they came out that door, they’d lose any chance whatsoever at moving on to what awaits them in the afterlife. Now they’ll never be able to —”
“Pierce,” John said in a patient voice. “They know that. I explained it all again to them. None of them cared. I don’t know what went on down there while I was dead, but you developed some loyal subjects. No way were they going to leave you behind.”
I shook my head, tears filling my eyes. This was all too much. “John, I can’t let them do this for me. They’re revenants now.”
John looked me straight in the eye, a small smile playing on his lips, even as a man with a pair of pruning shears came charging at us.
“Pierce, a revenant is someone who’s returned from the dead,” John said, snatching away the shears. “You’re a revenant. So am I. We’re all revenants. Did you ever think we were anything else?”
Stunned, I stared at him. Why hadn’t it occurred to me before? No wonder my grandmother hated me so much and kept calling me an abomination. An NDE was simply another, more pleasant name for a revenant. Both Mr. Smith and I had actually died and come back to life, exactly like Reed and Chloe and Mrs. Engle … and Alex and John and Mr. Liu and Henry and Mr. Graves.
John was right. We were all revenants.
John gave the man who’d been holding the pruning shears a jab in the jaw that sent him spinning. Across the way, I heard Reed whoop admiringly. “Dead boy can punch!”
John turned to give a little bow of acknowledgment in Reed’s direction. Reed saluted, then sent the butt end of his harpoon gun into the sizable stomach of a nearby Fury.
I was still trying to puzzle out the intricacies of male camaraderie when I felt a hand on my arm and spun around, my whip flying, only to see Henry’s face peering up at me.
“Miss,” he cried, ducking beneath my lash. “It’s only me, miss.”
“Henry,” I said, relieved. “Don’t do that. You shouldn’t be here, it isn’t safe.” My point was illustrated as my bicycle went flying past us both, hurled by an outraged Fury. “What is it?”
“My slingshot,” he said. “The one I made you. Do you still have it? You should use it. Put your diamond in it, and shoot it at them, and then once they’re hit, they won’t be Furies anymore.”
Again with the slingshot.
“Henry,” I said, pulling him to the side of a nearby crypt, out of the range of flying bicycles, since Mr. Liu had picked up the shattered remains of mine, and was hurling it back at the original thrower. “Your slingshot is in my tote bag, which I left over there —”
I pointed across the blossom-strewn path, to where Mr. Smith was engaged in what looked like a fight to the death with my grandmother, something I’d only just noticed.
“Oh, no,” I said, my heart sinking.
“I’ll get it,” Henry cried, misunderstanding my disappointment, and darted towards the bag.