I found a metered spot on a side street around the corner from the Metropolitan building, walked past the huge bay doors where the papers rolled down off the presses, were bundled, and loaded into dozens of waiting trucks. I took the stairs up to the second-floor cafeteria and grabbed a coffee on my way to the fourth-floor newsroom.
I set my paper cup down next to my “work station,” part of a cluster of four desks separated by chest-high partitions, and pressed a button on my computer to bring it to life. I dug my notebook out of my sports jacket and flipped it open as I slipped down into my chair. I was typing a possible first sentence for the auction feature when I sensed a presence over my left shoulder.
I whirled around in the chair, catching one of my fingers on the edge of my notebook. It was Sarah. “Hey,” I said, glancing at the side of my index finger where a slender red line was developing.
“Hey yourself. What the hell happened when I was talking to you on the phone? Why didn’t you call me back? If you’re trying to give me a heart attack, your plan’s working perfectly.”
For a moment, I couldn’t remember ending our conversation so abruptly. “Oh yeah. Some nutjob went ballistic on Stan. No biggie. He’s dealt with worse.”
“How am I supposed to know that if you don’t call me back?”
I didn’t see Sarah’s other staffers getting chewed out like this. “Could we just move on?” I asked.
She took a breath, let it out slowly. “What are you doing now?”
“I’m gonna knock off this auction feature, Metro can use it any time they want with the pics Stan took.” I sucked on the side of my index finger. It was stinging like hell.
“Okay. How long?”
“Twenty inches or so.”
“Let it run. There’s a lot of big holes in the section tomorrow.”
Welcome to the newspaper biz. No one cares what’s in your feature, just so long as it will fill the space.
“And this feature on Larry? Is it-”
“Lawrence.”
“Right. Lawrence. Is that thing going to be done soon, because I was telling the M.E. about it, that things got a bit hairy last night.”
“Did you really have to do that?”
“Zack, there was no way I could not tell the managing editor about that. If Magnuson finds out about it from someone else, then comes to me and asks why I didn’t let him know, I’m toast around here.”
“Okay, I get it. But you explained it, right? That it just happened? It wasn’t like I planned to be in a shootout.”
“Uh, pretty much. But he wants to see you.”
My stomach did a flip. “You’re not serious.”
“He said, ‘Would you be good enough to have Mr. Walker come by and see me?’ And I said of course. He seemed a bit uncomfortable with the idea of you riding around in a car that’s taking shots at people. He also found it a bit hard to picture.”
“What does that mean?” I sucked on my finger again, winced.
“I don’t think he sees you as one of our more gung-ho staffers, risking his life to get a story.” She smiled and laid a hand on my shoulder. “Of course, he doesn’t know you the way I do. What have you done to your finger?”
“Paper cut,” I said. “Hurts like the devil. You got any Band-Aids in your office?”
Sarah sighed. “It would help, what with you being summoned to see Magnuson, if we had something to show him, some sort of progress on the Lawrence feature.”
“We’re going out at least one more night, tonight. Things could easily come to a head, then I can wrap the whole thing up.”
“Couldn’t you write it up now? Surely you’ve got enough. I mean, you’ve got a major robbery, a guy left dead in the street, what more do you want? It’s not like you have to solve these clothing store robberies. That’s Lawrence’s job, and if it takes him another month, I can’t afford to lose you for that long.”
“You just don’t want me to go. That’s what this is about.”
“That’s not true. I’m speaking totally as your editor here.”
“You’re lying. I can tell. You’re getting that flushed look at the base of your neck there.”
“Stop looking at the base of my neck.” She looked off into a far corner of the newsroom. “You know, I’m not sure this is working.”
“What? Our marriage?”
“No, you idiot. Our marriage is fine. You working for me, that’s the problem. Reporting to me. I hate it.”
“Do you find me a difficult employee? Because, if you’re considering giving me a poor performance review, I think we might be able to come to some sort of an arrangement.” I gave her my best “come hither” look.
“Oh, shut up,” she said.
“I have to admit, though, there are times when it is a bit distracting. For example, when I’m talking to anyone else in the newsroom, I’m not thinking about what color underwear they might be wearing.”
“Not even Sylvia, in sports?”
I paused, perhaps for too long. Sylvia, who keyed in late-night scores, possessed an amazing superstructure. “No,” I said. “Not even Sylvia.”
“Then you’re the only one,” Sarah said. “I swear, those have to be implants. I have two things to say to you. One, this kind of talk is the kind of thing that could get you in trouble with the paper’s sexual harassment police. And two, what color underwear do you think I’m wearing now?”
I studied her blouse. It was dark blue. That made it tough. Plus, Sarah was standing with her arms crossed.
“I’m betting the black one, with the clasp in the front,” I said.
Sarah mulled my answer.
“So, am I right?”
“You’ll never know,” she said. She started to walk away, then turned on her heel. “I nearly forgot to ask. What happened at the auction?”
I steeled myself. “We have a new car.”
Sarah looked wary, afraid to ask. “How much?”
“It’s perfect,” I said. “Not only that, it’s something we can be proud to own.”
Sarah’s eyebrows went up. “Oh my God. You went and bought a Beemer.”
“No no, not that kind of proud. That’s showy. I’m talking proud in a civic-minded kind of way.”
Sarah continued to look suspicious. “God, just tell me.”
“A Virtue.”
“A who?”
I explained the whole hybrid concept, as best as I was able.
“An electric car,” she said dubiously.
“Only half electric.”
“So, you got us a car that needs an extension cord? And you still haven’t told me what this cost us.”
“Not that much,” I said.
Sarah was starting to glower. “How much?”
“Just a little over eight thousand.”
She swallowed. “How much over eight thousand?”
“Nine hundred.”
“Nine hundred? So the car was nine thousand? Dollars?”
“No, just $8,900.”
Sarah shook her head. “There goes the budget for the next six months.”
“It’ll be okay. We’ll be saving hundreds on gas. Just wait and see. It’s a good deal.”
Sarah shook her head. “I think life was simpler when I only had to put up with you at home,” she said, and turned to make the trek back across the newsroom to her office.
I turned back to my computer screen and started typing. A moment later, I felt a pair of hands on my shoulder, then noticed the familiar scent of Sarah as she leaned down and put her mouth close to my ear.
“You were right about one thing,” she whispered.
“About what?” I said, eyes on my screen.
“Black, front clasp.” And she strode off. I would have spun around in my seat to say something, but I had responded, involuntarily, to her comment, and felt that keeping a good part of me under the desk was prudent for the next couple of minutes.
Stan poked his head from behind the partition. “That was a good guess on the clasp thing,” he said, startling me. “I wasn’t even sure she was wearing one at all.”