''I'll check it out. How old is Gloria?"
"Mid-twenties. Southern accent. Fanatic about the upcoming black revolution."
"Good," Smith said, keying in the material. "I'll go through the SDS and black organizations lists. Anything else?"
Remo thought for a moment. "She talks a lot while screwing."
Smith's keyboard fell silent. "Is that everything?" he asked drily.
"I guess so." Remo heard the phone click off.
It just didn't make sense.
Smith read the printout on the video screen for the third time:
RAISIN, CALDER B.
B. 1925, BIRMINGHAM, ALA.
ATTENDANCE, MERIWETHER COLLEGE, 1 YR.
PRESENT OCC: DIRECTOR, UNION RACIAL JUSTICE (URGE)
FORMER OCC: ASST. DIR., RAY THE JUNKMAN, INC., NEW YORK CITY.
FORMER OCC (2): SANITATION PERSONNEL, CITY OF NEW YORK
MARRIED 1968, LORRAINE RAISIN, FORM. DALWELL
CHILDREN (2) LAMONTE, B. 1969, MARTIN LUTHER, B. 1974.
NO PREV. MARRIAGE OR OFFSPRING
INCOME: $126,000
HEALTH: POOR
SUB (1) HEALTH
CANCER, COLON. TERMINAL HOSP: ROOSEVELT, 8/79
ROOSEVELT, 5/79
ROOSEVELT, 3/79
LENOX HILL, 12/78
A.B. LOGAN, 9/78
N.Y. UNIV. HOSP, 2/78
"Cancer," Smith said out loud. What reason would anyone have for assassinating a terminal cancer patient?
The obvious answer, that Gloria X and her Peaches of Mecca didn't know about Raisin's illness, was too remote for Smith to consider. Any organization, particularly a black organization, willing to hire an assassin would know enough about Raisin to know he wasn't going to live long. But then the Afro-Muslim Brotherhood wasn't an official organization. In fact, the first traces of the Afro-Muslim Brotherhood that the computer was able to pick up had appeared less than a year before. During the same month that Barney Daniels had been returned from Hispania to the United States.
Blaming the assassination of a civil rights leader on an ex-CIA agent might make some sense as part of some larger scheme. It could make the agency look even worse to the public than it already did.
But as part of what larger scheme? What could Hispania, a banana republic no larger than Rhode Island, with a gross national product so small that most of its inhabitants lived in jungle huts — what could Hispania do to America?
America could wipe it out with a sneeze.
And even if Hispania were connected to the Afro-Muslim Brotherhood in some way, how could Smith explain the Hispania envelope filled with plastic explosive — the envelope that was delivered to Barney? And the name on the envelope, Denise Daniels. Who was she? There had been 122 Denise Danielses on Smith's printout, and none of them were related ha any way to Bernard C. Daniels with the exception of a third cousin of Barney's uncle who lived in Toronto. Smith would have to create a new code to tap into international personal biographical data banks. He would begin with Hispania. But it could take years to sift through the names of every person, living or dead, in the entire world.
None of it made sense. But the weirdest piece of the puzzle was right in New York City.
Gloria X.
Who was Gloria X?
"A political genius with the body of a goddess, that's who you are," rumbled General Robar Estomago as Gloria rose from between his legs. "Also you give the best head in Puerta del Rey," he added with a chuckle.
"The best in the world, Robar honey," she said, rubbing her jaw. "Taking me out of that whorehouse and setting me loose back in America were the smartest things you ever did. Now I'm all yours." She rearranged herself on the bed in Estomago's office at the end of the Hispanian Embassy building.
"No, my hot puff pastry, not all mine. You are Hispania's. When you complete this mission, El Presidente De Culo will erect a statue of you."
"Hope it's more erect than El Presidente," she giggled.
"Your plan is going well, I take it?"
"Perfectly. I told you the bomb in the envelope wouldn't work. Daniels is too smart to be bumped off so easily. This way, we get rid of him nice and legal, and crack this two-bit country apart while we're at it. This place'll be so torn up with riots and demonstrations that nobody will even see us coming."
"Boom," Estomago said, gesturing wildly. "El Presidente will love that. And so will our Russian sponsors."
"That's right, sweetie. And you're going to love this."
At that, Gloria X nestled her head against the belly of the Hispanian ambassador and began to prove herself again.
General Robar Salvatore Estomago, chief emeritus of the National Security Council of the Republic of Hispania, current ambassador to the United States, and recipient of the considerable personal favors of Gloria X, had come a long way from flipping Big Macs at the local McDonald's franchise in Puerta del Rey.
The short-order stint was a post he had held immediately prior to his appointment as head honcho of Hispania's secret police under El Presidente Cara De Culo.
He shifted his rotund lower belly to grant Gloria better access to his legendary tool which, were it not for its exemplary size, would be all but hidden from view by the porcine proportions of his torso.
Her head bobbed enthusiastically, her blonde hair spilling out over his swarthy skin like a golden cloud. All his life he had fancied gringo women, white as diamonds. And Gloria was white to the core. She embodied everything he had ever dreamed or feared about white women. Gloria was beautiful, cruel, deceitful, duplicitous, selfish, spoiled, and unaccustomed to any sort of work. She was also utterly contemptuous of her homeland, and sought to destroy America with more zeal than El Presidente and the Russian premier combined.
Estomago knew he'd found a treasure in Gloria the minute she walked down the ramp of the American ship onto the docks at Puerta del Rey, whistling as she stripped to the skin and started soliciting the dock workers.
She had come with a shipload of women, volunteers anxious to get out of American prisons, even if it meant a long rehabilitation work program in Hispania. But the work was top-secret and all the workers were fated for disposal and since Gloria was blonde and Estomago lusted for her, he saved her from the normal work details, and put her in an occupation more suited to her talents. He set her up in the biggest whorehouse in town, with instructions to report on every important American who visited the place.
It was a good move. Because of one American, a CIA agent who knew more than agents in Hispania were supposed to know, Estomago was now ambassador to the United States. Also because of that one American — Bernard C. Daniels — a grand scheme was now coming into play, a scheme devised by Gloria to disrupt the United States, upset the balance of power in the world, and to thrust Hispania to world power, just as surely as Estomago was thrusting now under the expert guidance of Gloria's tongue and lips.
"Ah yes," Estomago sighed, fanning himself with a framed photograph of El Presidente, which he kept by the bed. "You sure know your business."
"Destroying America is my business," she said curtly, wiping her mouth. "In spite of these black fools you have saddled me with."
"The Afro-Muslim Brotherhood is a good cover for us," Estomago said. "Besides, you were the one who thought of creating it in the first place."
"It'll serve its purpose," she said. "I'm sending Daniels out to bump off Calder Raisin. That ought to work the niggies into a rampage."
"And Daniels? Did he object?"
"That poor drunken thing? I told him I was Raisin's wife and that I was after the insurance money."
"An American will always believe in greed," Estomago said loftily.
Chapter Seven
"Gone? What do you mean he's gone?" Remo ran into the bathroom where Chiun stood on the toilet lid, peering out the open window.
"A true assassin," Chiun said, glowing. "Nothing can deter him from his goal."