"You hear me?"
Rage has fled from his eyes. All he wants now is to breathe without choking on viscous fluids.
"How old are you, Jay?"
"Wha-uh?"
"Simple question. How old?"
Burns sniffs to clear bubbles of blood from his nostrils. "Forty," he says thickly.
"That's awful young. Jay, I'm talking to you."
"Yeah, what?"
I point out that Kafka didn't make it to his forty-first birthday. Burns blinks quizzically. "Who's that?"
"Franz Kafka, a very important writer. Died before he got famous."
"What'd he writesongs?"
"No, Jay. Books and stories. He was an existentialist."
"I think you busted my fuckin' nose."
"Guess who else checked out on the big four-oh? Edgar Allan Poe."
"Him I heard of," Burns says.
"Raving like a cuckoo bird, he was. No one knows what happened there. When's your birthday?"
"October."
"It pains me, Jay, to think you've had more time on this planet than John Lennon. Does that seem right?"
"Lennon?" Finally Burns looks worried. "He was forty when that asshole shot him?"
"Yep," I say. "Same as you."
"How do you know all this stuff?"
"I wish I didn't, Jay, I swear to God. I wish I could flush it out of my skull. Did you kill Jimmy Stoma?"
"No!" His head lifts off the floor and his red-rimmed eyes go wide.
"Did Cleo do it?"
"No way," Burns says, but with less vehemence. He's giving me a look I've seen many times before. Orrin Van Gelder looked at me the same way during our first interview, when he was trying to figure out precisely how much I knew.
Jay Burns, stoned keyboardist, is wondering the same thing.
"Let me up," he says. Shortly he won't need my permission; he's rallying fast, shaking off the cobwebs.
"What was the name of this boat," I ask, "before Jimmy married Cleo?"
Burns, squirming in my grip, manages a chuckle. "Floating Hospice,"he says.
"No kidding. That's odd."
"Odd how?" he says irritably. "Lemme up, goddammit."
"Odd that a guy who wanted to forget about the music business would name a boat after one of his albums."
"Man, you don't know what the fuck you're talkin' about. Who said Jimmy was turned off on the business?"
"His wife."
"Oh."
"And she would know, right? You said so yourself."
Before Jay Burns can buck me off, I get up. He allows me to help him to his feet, and reciprocates by retrieving my notebook from the cluttered floor. His ponytail has come undone and his oily pewter hair hangs crimped and lank. I hand him a business card listing my direct number at the Union-Register.
"What for?"
"In case you think of anything else you want to say about Jimmy."
"Doubtful," Burns says, though he pockets the card. "Sorry I went postal, man. It's been a shitty week."
"That's okay. I'm sorry about your nose."
"What a fucked-up way to get in Rolling Stonethe 'ex-Slut Puppy' who went on Jimmy Stoma's last scuba dive." Burns spits in the galley sink. "Ten years it's been since they even mentioned my name."
We go outside to the cockpit, stepping into a blessedly fresh breeze. On the dock a snow-white heron uncoils his neck in anticipation of a handout.
Burns says, "That's Steve. Jimmy named him after Tyler on account of his skinny legs."
"Tell me about Jimmy's solo project."
"How'd you?" Then, scrambling: "Oh, the 'album.' It wasn't nowhere near finishedyears and years he's been screwin' with that damn thing down in Exuma. He built a studio in the beach house but he never puts in more'n a couple hours. Not with all that pretty blue agua.Jimmy just about lives on this boat."
I ask Burns how many songs were finished.
"Not a one," he says. "It was just Jimmy by hisself, dickin' around with a Gibson."
"No session guys? No singers?"
"Nope. Just Jimmy, like I tole ya."
I'm always impressed that clods like Jay Burns, whipped and wasted, can somehow summon the energy to lie. It's as if they've got special reserve tanks of bullshit in the basement of their brains.
"Did he have a working title?" I ask.
"About fifty of 'em. It changed every week."
"And in the meantime, he was producing Cleo's new album?"
Burns starts to answer but changes his mind.
"What're you going to do now, Jay?"
"I dunno. She wants a piano on 'Shipwrecked Heart.' I told her I'd do it."
"That's not what I meant."
"Then you lost me again," he says.
"Get some rest, sport."
As I hop off the Rio Rio,the white heron squawks and flies from the dock. I hear Burns call after me: "Wait, man, I gotta ask you somethin'."
I turn around to see him leaning forward intently, knuckles planted on the gunwale. Lowering his voice, he says, "I was just wonderin', Billy Prestonyou ever heard a him?"
"Sure. Played with the Beatles."
"One a my all-time heroes, man. Did he, you know ... make it past forty?"
"Yeah, Billy's still alive and kicking."
"Far out. How 'bout Greg Allman?"
"Hangin' tough," I say, "and he's gotta be pushing fifty-five."
Jay Burns looks vastly relieved. "Thanks," he tells me. "I don't keep up with the news all that much."
13
The next morning I get up early and head for the newsroom, where I will gently steal a story from Evan, our intern.
I heard on the radio that the former mayor of Beckerville has passed away "after a long illness." The former mayor of Beckerville happened to be a petty slimeball named Dean Ryall Cheatworth, who was caught accepting sexual favors in exchange for corrupt activities; to wit, initiating zoning variances to accommodate certain adult-oriented establishments. As mayor of Beckerville, Dean Cheatworth once sold his tie-breaking vote for a two-minute hand job, which ultimately resulted in the grand opening of a nude hot-oil massage parlor next door to a children's day care center. The former mayor of Beckerville would have spent much longer than three weeks in prison had he not been diagnosed with terminal cancer and released on a sympathy parole.
I'm determined that Dean Cheatworth's obituary shall not minimize or overlook his misdeeds, as happens too often at the Union-Register.Emma thinks it's callous to provide a full and frank accounting of a dead scoundrel's life. She says it's disrespectful to the grieving kin. I suspect if Emma had been running the show, Richard Nixon's obit would have dealt with Watergate parenthetically, if at all.
Evan doesn't seem upset that I'm poaching the story. "All right, Jack," he says amiably, "but you owe me one." Evan is gangly and cyanotic and fashionably disheveled. He has no intention of becoming a professional journalist after finishing college, but nonetheless I'm fond of him.
"Mr. Cheatworth is one of those thieving schmucks who deserves to be drop-kicked into his grave," I feel bound to explain. "Better for me to do it than you. Emma's likely to make a stink."
Evan nods, saying, "Man, you and Emma!"
Over beers he once predicted she and I would become lovers, based on the "smoldering" intensity of our newsroom arguments. It was such a ludicrous comment that I couldn't bring myself to insult the kid.
Today is different. "Wipe that frat-boy smirk off your face," I snap at him, "unless you want to spend the rest of the summer writing for the Wedding page."
Evan mumbles a bemused apology and slips away. Logging on to the morgue, I retrieve and print out the most comprehensive, unsparing stories about the onetime political kingpin of Beckerville.
After making a few quick phone calls, I begin to write:
Dean R. Cheatworth, the longtime Beckerville mayor driven from office by a sex-and-corruption scandal, passed away Thursday after a two-year battle with cancer. He was 61.
"I don't care what they say, he was good for this town," said Millicent Buchholz, Cheatworth's executive secretary for most of his 14 years at city hall. "Dean made some dumb-ass moves and he paid for them. But we shouldn't forget the decent, honest things he did along the way."