Johann gently tapped out a rhythm on his thigh. He has his bell-ringing exam tomorrow, and he’s going to play a little melody of his own composed specially for the Feast. It’s to be performed by striking the bells instead of making them swing. Lada and Suzi don’t know anything about it. It’s better that way or they’ll make fun of him.
They stripped to their underpants, Johann and Lada, so that their clothes could dry, Suzi out of solidarity. Lada’s flawlessly muscular build, Suzi’s flawlessly muscular build, Johann’s skinny ribs. Suzi combs his hair back, he always has a comb with him, a custom now verging on extinction. A dragon’s tail on his forehead, the mighty dragon’s body round the back of Suzi’s neck, the dragon’s head on his shoulder-blade, breathing fire. Suzi is as handsome as the stars of Italian films in the 1950s. Suzi’s mother is always watching those films and shedding tears.
Grasshoppers. Swallows. Wasps. Tired, all of them, very tired.
Autumn is on the way.
Today was the last hot day of the year. The last day when you could comfortably lie on the grass in your underpants, with beetles climbing all over you as if you were a natural obstacle in the terminal moraine landscape, which in a way you are. If you come from here, you know that sort of thing: it’s the last hot day. Not because of the swallows or the weather app. You know it because you’ve stripped to your underwear and you’re lying down, and if you are a girl you’ve burrowed your toes into the sand, if you’re not a girl you haven’t done anything with your toes, you’re just lying down. And, lying like that, you looked up at the sky, and it was perfectly clear. Today — the last hot day. If by some miracle there should be another one after all, it wouldn’t mean anything. Today was the last.
Lada and Johann watched Suzi and gave him tips, because he wasn’t catching anything. Try under the ash tree, it’s too hot for the fish here, that kind of thing. Suzi put the rod between his legs and gestured wildly. Lada understands Suzi’s language quite well, or rather, he doesn’t know it all that well but he has known silent Suzi for ever.
“We have all the time in the world,” he translated for Johann’s benefit. Johann looked at him enquiringly. Lada shrugged his shoulders and spat into the lake. Anna came along the lakeside path on her bike. Wearing a dress with what they call spaghetti straps or something like that. Johann spontaneously waved. He’s a boy, after all. Anna looked straight ahead.
“What are you waving for?” Lada punched Johann’s shoulder. “Let me show you how it’s done.” An excursion boat was chugging over the lake. Lada whistled shrilly. The tourists on board were moving under the shelter of their roof. Lada waved, the tourists waved back. The tourists took photos. Then Lada showed them his middle finger.
“That doesn’t count, they’re tourists waving. They’ll wave no matter what,” said Johann.
Lada punched him again. There’s a wolf baring its teeth on Lada’s shoulder. The wording on Lada’s back says The Legend. The lettering is almost the same as in the ad for the energy drink.
“What are you staring at?”
“I’m going to get a tattoo as well.”
“Hear that, Suzi? This wanker’s going to get a tattoo. Fabulous.”
One thing Johann has learned from knowing Lada is not to lose his nerve. To stick to his point. Letting people provoke you shows weakness. “Does that mean anything?” he asked. Suzi has a wolf on his calf as well.
Lada looked him in the eye. Spat sideways. “The wolves are coming back.” He spoke very slowly. “Germany will be wolf country again. Wolves from Poland and Russia, they can cover thousands of kilometers. Wonderful animals. Hunters. Say: wolf-pack.”
“Wolf-pack.”
“Wicked, right? Such power in that one word! Suzi and I support the wolf.” Lada grabbed Johann by the back of the neck. “This is just between ourselves, okay? We’ve brought wolves. From Lusatia. Because once there were wolves here too. Ask your mother. In the Zerveliner Heide, near the rocket base? We set them free.”
Stay cool. Ask more questions. Sometimes Lada just goes rabbiting on like that to scare Johann. Suzi has turned round, listening intently. Johann cleared his throat.
“How many?”
“Very funny. I thought you’d ask how. Four. Two young wolves, two adults. Listen, you: it’s no joke. Keep your mouth shut, understand?”
“Sure.”
“Good.”
Suzi had a fish on his hook. It put up a bit of resistance. A small carp. Suzi threw it back in the water again.
Lada got up. “Off we go to Ulli’s, you guys. Suzi will stand us a drink.” And that’s what they did, because Lada is someone who keeps his word.
A CARP CAN FEEL ENVY FOR FOOD. WHEN THE other fish come to feed, it joins in. But from autumn onward, as the water temperature drops, it needs less and less nourishment.
Male hornets copulate with the young queens and then promptly die. The young queens settle down to wait for spring under moss, in rotten wood, in the dragonfly’s nightmares.
In the Kiecker Forest, the old woods, the woodpecker chisels out the milliseconds of our mortality.
For autumn is here.
The wolf-pack is awake.
IT WAS EXACTLY A YEAR AGO, ON THE DAY BEFORE the last Feast, that Ulli cleared out his garage, put in some seating and five tables and a stove, hung a red and yellow tulle curtain over the only window and nailed a calendar with pictures of Polish girls leaning on motorbikes to the wall, partly for the ironic effect, partly for the aesthetics of it. A Sterni beer costs you eighty cents, a Stieri ninety, a beer with cherry juice is one euro fifty, and you can watch football on the weekend. The guys think well of Ulli because of all this, even if they don’t say so.
We drink in Ulli’s garage because you don’t get a place to sit and tell tall tales and a fridge all together like that anywhere else, which makes it a good spot for guys to be at ease with each other over a drink, but at the same time not too much at ease. Nowhere else, unless you’re at home, do you get a roof over your head, and Pils, and Bundesliga on Sky, and smoking and company.
We do have a restaurant too, Platform One, and it’s not at all bad. Still, you don’t want to get drunk in Platform One. You want to have dinner, maybe celebrate an anniversary, but try to get well tanked up while plastic flowers and tourists who come on bicycles are watching you. Now and then Veronika brings real tulips in. Try to get well tanked up while real tulips are watching.
Ulli’s garage has a good smell of engine oil. Motorbike badges and beer ads adorn the door, and there’s a shield with the imperial eagle on it and the words German Empire. It’s a fact that almost no one but men come from the new prefabricated buildings. Sometimes there’s trouble, nothing too bad. Nothing really nasty. Sometimes you can’t make out what you’re saying. In retrospect you’re glad of that. Sometimes someone tells a story and everyone listens. This evening, it will be old Imboden telling the story over the last round. Imboden is usually a quiet but fierce drinker. His wife died three years ago, and it was only then that he began coming here. Ulli says he has to catch up after all those years of sobriety.
In the garage, and because of the Feast tomorrow, the talk was about earlier feasts, and how feasts in the old days were better than now. For instance, no one could remember a good, really satisfying brawl among grown men in the last couple of years. They used to be the norm. These days only the young lads fight. “Badly, at that,” said Lada, laughing, but no one else laughed.
So now Imboden stands up to go and take a piss, but before he leaves the room — the garage doesn’t have a toilet, but there’s something like a tree in front of the prefab — he says, “Just a moment. This won’t do.”