Sometimes I lie down beside Ma and read her old stories from hereabouts. She likes those. The one she likes best is the story of Jochim the invisible tinker. Ma’s mouth twists. Maybe she’s smiling. Or maybe she’d like to be invisible.
I’ve never known Ma to be any different in spring. My 65-kilo Pa and I and Dr Röhner in Prenzlau don’t kid ourselves. Ma is not okay. She knows it herself. It’s in her nature, she says, and there’s nothing you can do about your nature.
There’s a lot of gossip about Ma, but people will gossip about everyone. They praise Ma a lot too. Most of all they praise her for working so hard at everything to do with the Homeland House. Ma runs the Homeland House because she has real ideas about it. Ma has a better idea of the village than anyone else. She’s not interested in the country round the village. If the tourists ask her about it she just points to the brochures on display in the Homeland House, or to Frau Schober who sits around there and has family in the area, but Frau Schober is usually sitting around in the Homeland House because she’s old, and her family never come to visit, and she’d be bored to death on her own, so it’s teamwork between Ma and Frau Schober.
Ma also belongs to the History Society. They meet twice a week, sometimes Ma doesn’t come home until the morning after a meeting. I haven’t the faintest what goes on. A few old folk who like each other and like history too, sitting together jabbering away, that’s how I imagine it. After a while someone says, “Right, let’s talk about witch-burnings today. How do we feel about that? Anyone like to say something? Johanna? Yes, go ahead.”
They’re responsible for Our Fürstenfelde, too. That’s kind of a magazine full of old folks’ memories. The old folk are always complaining that no one’s interested in their memories. Our Fürstenfelde shows you how wrong they are.
Ma always writes something for it. The latest edition is subtitled “The Fire Brigade and Other Associations.” Ma has two pieces in it, one about the church choir, she didn’t sing well enough to join it herself but Ma’s not one to bear a grudge, and one about our fires. It starts like this: “Fürstenfelde isn’t a bad place for fires.” Great opening, Ma. It’s a fact that there have always been fires in Fürstenfelde. That’s a tragedy for Ma. Not because of the victims but because so many books and stuff like that get burnt. Old books mean to Ma what the bells mean to me. Her fingers sometimes smell like the last century when she comes back from the Homeland House (it’s all that yellowed paper).
For instance, Ma found out that Fürstenfelde was once a town, only the right to a town charter got drunk away so now Fürstenfelde is only a village. And she knows all the old folk tales about this place. Better not ask her to tell them: she tells them so as they’re really frightening, does different voices, body language, all that. The kids either love it or run away.
This is what I think: I think Ma uses the past to take her mind off the present. I mean off her body and her worries. Including in spring. In spring she lies there whispering stuff from the folk tales to herself. Sometimes it sounds like there’s someone answering her. I like that. I like anything that cheers Ma up a bit in spring.
Ma swallows vitamin pills, avoids eating fatty food, goes for a bike ride every day, but it makes no difference, she’s very fat and she sweats and gasps for breath. I can see how difficult going to the loo is for her. And how badly she suffers from the heat of summer and her own body. She complains of it, naturally she complains of it. And I think it’s disgusting too, of course, but I’d flip my lid if anyone said anything nasty about Ma.
Ma is organizing an anti-Fascist bike ride for the Feast. People wanted a long route going right out of the village: Fürstenfelde — Wrechen — Parmen — back to Fürstenfelde. Ma said: “Thälmann-Strasse — Berlinerstrasse — Mühlenstrasse — the barn by the wall — Thälmann-Strasse. I’m organizing it, so I say where the route goes.”
Ma doesn’t much like going away from here. I guess that’s because she feels okay in Fürstenfelde. Everything’s always the same, or if it changes, it changes very slowly. The lake is shallow close to the banks, the depths lie in wait farther out. Ma gets nervous when things aren’t just as she expects. At home she always chooses the same route. She could go straight into the kitchen from the living room, but she takes the long way round down the corridor. She has her sofa and her chair. Visitors have to say in advance that they’re coming. You might think all those new tourists turning up in the Homeland House would bother her, but the differences between them are too small for that: some wear North Face jackets, some wear Jack Wolfskin jackets. Some want to know if there really isn’t a restaurant around here open on a Monday (yes, there is, but you have to go to Feldberg), others want to use the toilet (down the corridor, door to the right of the TV set). That’s all the difference there is to it.
Sometimes she calls from the Homeland House at night. “I mustn’t come home tonight.” Right. I fetch Pa, and all three of us spend the night in the Homeland House.
I think that if for some reason or other the rapeseed wasn’t to come into flower, Ma would run amok in the fields with her gun. Yup, her gun, that’s another thing.
I once asked whether she was a good shot.
Yes, she said, just not very quick off the mark.
Ma is funny, that’s for sure. She doesn’t function like anyone else I know, but then again she does really: she wants to get through the day somehow. She’s never nasty. Likes everyone except for people she’s right not to like. Reads a lot. Votes for the Left. But then she goes and cooks nothing but stuff with beetroot in it for two weeks, which is great because beetroot is great, but eating beetroot every day for two weeks on end, well, that’s different.
All the same, Ma is no crazier than the rest of us. You don’t have to take it seriously when she does something wild like getting a gun (it was for security). Pa says, even if what she does seems strange, take it seriously. Yes, strange, but suppose it’s also true and not so harmless?
That about levitating is harmless. Ma says she can make small objects levitate. I’m not arguing. Maybe it’s her weight that does it. Everything else around my 130-kilo Ma loses mass by comparison, I feel lighter myself. She sits on her sofa, practicing on mini-carrots. She holds a mini-carrot between her fingers and concentrates on it.
I ask why she’s doing that. Why does she want things to levitate?
To make people happy.
That’s my Ma for you: wants to make people happy.
Ma’s reached her limit. I get that much. Could be she thinks up stuff like levitation to move back from the limit a bit. Maybe she thinks that as long as she can’t do it, can’t make things levitate, everything’s okay with her. And if she really has a gun so as to feel more secure, then that’s okay too. If she only thought that up about the gun and feels better all the same, so much the better. I’m her son. Ma could never shoot anyone. (Where and when it’s okay by you, don’t change anything about that where and when.)
This year her springtime blues went on until the first of May, which was a really warm day. Ma got up and made beetroot with fried eggs for breakfast, so we knew she was feeling better. Then she lay down on her stomach in the garden and rowed in the air with her hands, sweating like an iceberg, all over bits of grass from head to toe.