"Right. Right." Focus, Tak. Worry about this later.
Ken was at Laurie's shoulder. "You said you had five liters in culture. We'll take some with us. You disperse the rest. Drive into town, ring your siren, give at least a few mils to anybody who qualifies, and get out. We'll catch up with you later if we can. You have the list?"
Taka nodded. "There are only six locals with wheels. Seven, if Ricketts is still around."
"Don't give it to anyone else," Ken said. "People on foot aren't likely to get out of the burn zone in time. I'd also advise you to avoid mentioning the lifters to anyone who doesn't have an immediate need to know."
She shook her head. "They all need to know, Ken."
"People without transportation are liable to steal it from those who do. I sympathize, but causing a panic could seriously compromise—"
"Forget it. Everyone deserves a heads-up, at least. If they can't outrun the flamethrowers, there are places to hide from them."
Ken sighed. "Fine. Just so you know the risks you're taking. Saving a dozen lives here could doom a much greater number down the road."
Taka smiled, not entirely to herself. "Weren't you the one who didn't think the greater number was worth saving in the first place?"
"It's not that," Laurie said. "He just likes the idea of people dying."
Taka blinked, surprised. Two faces looked back at her; she could read nothing in either.
"We have to hurry," Ken said. "If they scramble from Montreal we can only count on an hour."
The onboard lab could dispense product either fore or aft. Taka moved to the back of the MI and tapped instructions. "Lenie?"
"Ye—" Laurie began, and fell suddenly silent.
"No," Taka said quietly. "I meant what about the Lenie?"
The other woman said nothing. Her face was as blank as a mask.
Ken broke the silence: "Are you certain it can't get out again?"
"I physically cut power to nav, comm, and GPS," Taka said, not taking her eyes off the woman in front of her. "I pretty much lobotomized the old girl."
"Can it interfere with the culture process?"
"I wouldn't think so. Not without being really obvious about it."
"You're not certain."
"Ken, right now I'm not certain about anything." Although I'm approachingcertainty about a thing or two…
"It's living where? Reference and analytical?"
Taka nodded. "The only systems with enough room."
"What happens if you shut them down?"
"The wet lab's on its own circuit. The cultures should be okay as long as we don't need to do any more heavy-duty analysis on them."
"Pull the plug," Ken said.
A heat-sealed sample bag, half-full of straw-colored liquid, slid from the dispensary and hung by its upper edge. Taka tore it free and handed it over. "Keep the diffusion disk uncovered or the culture will suffocate. Other than that they should be okay for about a week, depending on the temperature. Do you have a lab in your submarine?"
"Basic medbay," Lenie said. "Nothing like this."
"We can improvise something," Lubin added. "Can the diffuser handle seawater?"
"Ninety minutes, tops."
"Okay. Go."
Ken turned and started down the beach.
Taka raised her voice: "What if—"
"We'll catch up with you afterwards," he said, not turning.
"I guess this is it, then," Taka said.
Lenie, still beside her, tried on a smile. It didn't fit.
"How will you find me?" Taka asked her. "I don't dare go online."
"Yeah. Well." The other woman took a step towards the water. A swirl on that surface was all that remained of her partner. "Ken's got a lot of tricks up his sleeve. He'll track you down."
White eyes set into flesh and blood. White eyes, sneering out from the circuitry of Miri's cortex.
White eyes bringing fire, and flood, and any number of catastrophes down on the innocent, all across North America. All across the world, maybe.
Both sets of eyes called Lenie.
"You—" Taka began.
Lenie, the Word Made Flesh, shook her head. "Really. We gotta go."
Parsimony
Achilles Desjardins was breeding exorcists when he learned he was a suspect.
It was a real balancing act. If you made the little bastards immutable, they wouldn't adapt; even the vestigial wildlife hanging on in this pathetic corner of the net would chew them up and spit them out. But if you set the genes free, provoked mutation with too many random seeds, then how could you be sure your app would still be on-mission a few generations down the road? Natural selection would weed out any preprogrammed imperatives the moment they came into conflict with sheer self-interest.
Sometimes, if you didn't get the balance just right, your agent would forget all about its mission and join the other side. And the other side didn't need any more help. The Madonnas—or the Shredders, or the Goldfish, or any of the other whispered mythic names they'd acquired over the years—had already survived this gangrenous quagmire long past any reasonable expectation. They shouldn't have; they'd codevolved to serve as little more than interfaces between the real world and the virtual one, mouthpieces for a superspecies assemblage that acted as a collective organism in its own right. By rights they should have died in the crash that took out the rest of that collective, that took out ninety percent of all Maelstrom's wildlife—for how many faces make it on their own after the body behind is dead and gone?
But they had defied that logic, and survived. They had changed—been changed— into something more, more self-sufficient. Something purer. Something that even Desjardins's exorcists could barely match.
They had been weaponised, the story went. There was no shortage of suspects. M&Ms and hobby terrorists and death-cult hackers could all be releasing them into the system faster than natural selection took them out, and there was a limit to what anyone could do without a reliable physical infrastructure. The best troops in the world won't last a minute if you set them down in quicksand, and quicksand was all that N'Am had to offer these days: a few hundred isolated fortresses hanging on by their fingernails, their inhabitants far too scared to go out and fix the fiberop. The decaying electronic habitat wasn't much better for wildlife than it was for Human apps, but at a hundred gens-per-sec the wildlife still had the adaptive edge.
Fortunately, Desjardins had a knack for exorcism. There were reasons for that, not all of them common knowledge, but the results were hard to argue with. Even those ineffectual and self-righteous jerk-offs hiding out on the other side of the world gave him that much. At least they all cheered him on, safe behind their barricades, whenever he released a new batch of countermeasures.
But as it turned out, they were saying other things as well.
He wasn't privy to most of it—he wasn't supposed to be privy to any— but he was good enough to get the gist. He had his own hounds on the trail, prowling comsats, sniffing random packets, ever-watchful for digital origami which might—when unscrambled and unfolded and pressed flat—contain the word Desjardins.
Apparently, people thought he was losing his edge.
He could live with that. Nobody racks up a perfect score against the death throes of an entire planet, and if he'd dropped a few more balls than normal over the past months—well, his failure rate was still way below the pack average. He outperformed any of those bozos who grumbled, however softly, during the teleconferences and debriefings and post-fiasco post-mortems that kept intruding on the war. They all knew it, too; he'd have to slip a lot further than this before anyone else in the Patrol would be able to lay a hand on him.