“And Fred?”
Morris looked reflective.
“Fred is digging and sawing while trying to decide who he is.”
“But in the meantime there’s that tan and those forearms,” said Graham, who’d been eavesdropping.
“Mmmm,” I said.
We sat there for a long time and drank too much, especially the boys. Later Morris moved across to be close to Laura, at her request, which sounded more like a command, and Duncan sat next to me. First he talked about his work with Morris, how they were out on the road every day, working mainly separately in different companies, teaching idiots with too much money and no time how to operate their own computers. Then he told me about Fred, how long they’d known each other, their long friendship.
“There’s just one thing I can’t forgive Fred for,” he said.
“What’s that?”
“You,” he said. “It wasn’t a fair fight.”
I made myself laugh. He stared at me.
“We think you’re the best.”
“The best what?”
“Just the best.”
“We?”
“The guys.” He gestured around the table. “Fred always chucks his women in the end,” he said.
“Oh well, we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it, shall we?”
“Can I have you afterward?” he said.
“What?” I said.
“No, I want her,” Graham said from across the table.
“What about me?” said Morris.
“I was first,” said Duncan.
There was a little bit of me that recognized that this was one of their jokes, and maybe at some other time I might have laughed and made a flirtatious attempt to play along, but this wasn’t one of those times.
Fred pushed himself against me. Pushed his hand against my trousers, Louise’s trousers. All of a sudden I felt nauseous. The thick, noisy atmosphere of the pub was curdling around me.
“Time to go,” I said.
He gave me a lift back to my flat in his van, dropping Morris and Laura on the way. He must have been way over the limit.
“Do you mind when they talk to me like that?”
“They’re just jealous,” he said.
I told him how the police had asked about my personal life.
“They made me think it was my fault,” I said. “They asked about my sex life.”
“A long story?” There was a gleam in his eyes.
“A very short story.”
“That many?” He whistled.
“Don’t be stupid.”
“So they think it’s one of your ex-lovers?”
“Maybe.”
“Did any of them seem like nutcases?”
“No.” I hesitated. “Except, when you start thinking like that, of course, everyone seems odd, a bit sinister. Nobody’s just normal, are they?”
“Not even me?”
“You?” I looked across at him as he drove, thin hands on the steering wheel. “Not even you.”
He seemed pleased. I saw him smile.
He pushed me back in my seat and kissed me so hard I tasted blood on my lip, and pressed a hand against my breast, but he didn’t ask to come in. And I’d learned my lesson from last night. I didn’t ask him. I waved him off, in a reasonably convincing charade of cheerfulness, and instead of going into the flat I walked down the still crowded road to the nearest pay phone. I called up Louise: Maybe I could go there for the night. But the phone rang and rang and nobody answered. I stood in the booth, holding the phone to my face, until a cross man with a bulging briefcase banged on the glass. There was nobody else I knew well enough to ask; there was nowhere else to go. I dithered on the street for a few minutes, then told myself not to be so stupid. I walked back to the front door, opened it, picked up the junk mail, the gas bill, and the postcard from my aunt, and went upstairs. There were no hand-delivered letters. The windows were all locked. The peppermint liqueur stood on the table, top off. Nobody was there.
NINE
“I really think he’s interested.”
“Who? Fred?”
“No. This man who’s coming back to see the flat. God knows why, but I think he might like it. If only he did. I hate it here, you know, Louise. Really hate it. I dread coming back at night. If I could only get out of here, maybe all the letters would stop and he’d go away.”
Louise looked round the room.
“What time is he coming?”
“About nine. Strange time to be viewing flats, don’t you think?”
“That gives us nearly two hours.”
“Are you sure you want to give up your precious Thursday evening like this, Louise?”
“I was only going to sit eating chocolate and flick through the TV channels. You’ve saved me from myself. Anyway, I like a challenge.”
I looked grimly around the flat.
“It’s certainly a challenge,” I said.
Louise rolled up her sleeves, looking, rather alarmingly, as if she were going to scrub the floor.
“Where shall we start?”
I love Louise. She’s down-to-earth and generous; even when she’s acting outrageous and reckless, I know she’s got her feet on the ground. She gets the giggles. She cries at soppy films. She eats too many cakes and goes on mad, hopeless, completely unnecessary diets. She wears skirts that make Pauline raise her beautifully shaped eyebrows, and high platform shoes, T-shirts with strange logos on them, huge earrings, a stud in her navel. She is small, stubborn, sure of herself, dogged, with a sharp, determined chin and a turned-up nose. Nothing seems to get her down. She’s like a pit pony.
When I arrived at Laurier School, Louise took me under her wing, for all she had been there only a year herself. She gave me teaching tips, warned me which parents were troublesome, shared her sandwiches with me at lunch when I forgot to bring any, lent me tampons and aspirins. And she was my one point of stability in the whole fluid mess that was London. Now here she was, putting my life in order.
We began in the kitchen. We washed the dishes and put them neatly away, scrubbed the surfaces, swept the floor, cleaned the tiny window that looked over the pub’s back garden. Louise insisted on taking down the pots and pans I’d hung above the stove.
“Let’s open up the space,” she said, squinting around her as if she had turned into an unimpressed interior decorator.
In the living room, twelve foot by ten, she emptied ashtrays, pushed the table under the window so the peeling wallpaper was partly obscured, turned over the stained sofa cushions, vacuumed the carpet, while I stacked bits of paper and mail into piles, threw away junk.
“Are those all the letters?” asked Louise, pointing at the cardboard box.
“Yep.”
“Creepy. Why don’t you throw them away?”
“Shall I? I thought the police might need them.”
“Why? You’ve got the perv’s letters separate anyway. Chuck them. Treat it all like the trash it is.”
So she held the neck of a bin bag wide open and I shoved the lavender envelopes, green-ink letters, instruction manuals on self-defense, sad biographies, into it. My spirits rose. Louise went down Holloway Road to buy some flowers while I cleaned out the bath with an old washcloth. She returned with yellow roses for the living room, a potted plant with fleshy green leaves for the kitchen.
“You should have classical music playing when he arrives.”
“I don’t have anything to play music on.”
“We can make coffee at the last minute. Bake a cake. That’s meant to be good.”
“I’ve only got instant coffee and even if I had all the ingredients, which I don’t, I’m not going to start baking a bloody cake.”
“Never mind,” she said, a bit too brightly, cutting the stems off the roses. “Just put some perfume on yourself instead. Can I use this jug for a vase? There, doesn’t that look better?”
It did. It felt better, too, now that Louise was with me, with her spiky eyelashes, scarlet mouth, vermilion nails, tight green dress. Just an ordinary mediocre room backing on to a pub, not a coffin after all.