“Aw gee,” said Petra. “No more celebrity dinners for us, pard.”
“I actually got to go there once,” he said. “Handled security for a wedding reception, big entertainment lawyer's daughter, major stars all over the place.”
“I didn't know you did that kind of thing.” Also.
“Years ago. Mostly it was a drag. That time, though, at Chasen's, was okay. They fed me. Chili, ribs, steak. Great place, class atmosphere. Reagan's favorite restaurant… all right, you'll take the Thai maid and notify the parents, I'll try to figure out a way of discreetly asking some industry types about Ramsey, run DMV on the Mercedes, check back with the coroner and the techs before I go home. If they come up with any good forensics, I'll let you know. So far so good?”
“I'll also call the phone company, pull Lisa's records.”
“Good idea.”
Basic procedure.
“Stu, if Ramsey is the guy, how can we touch him?”
No answer.
Petra said, “I guess what I'm saying is what's the chance of something like this improving the quality of our lives? And how do we do our best by Lisa?”
He fooled with his hair, straightened his rep tie.
“Just take it step by step,” he finally said. “Do the best we can. Just like what I tell my kids about school.”
“We're just kids on this one?”
“In a way.”
11
The monkeys are the worst screamers. It's only 6 A.M. and they're already complaining.
In four hours the zoo will open. I've been up here when it's full of people, heard mostly noise, but sometimes I catch words, like little kids, whining for something. “Ice scream!” “Lions!”
When people are in the zoo, the animals get quiet, but at night they really go at it- listen to those monkeys screech- and here's another one, deep, something heavy and tired, maybe a rhino. Like, Let me out of here! We're stuck here 'cause of people; don't people suck?
If they did ever get out, the carnivores would go straight for the herbivores, the slow ones, the weak ones, killing and eating them and picking at the bones.
About a month ago, I explored the barbed wire fence around the zoo, found a gate up on top, above Africa. A sign said ZOO PERSONNEL ONLY- GATE TO BE LOCKED AT ALL TIMES, and there was a lock on it but it was left open. I took it off, walked through, put it back, found myself in this parking lot full of little tan dune-buggy things the zoo people drive around in. Across the lot were some buildings that smelled like animal shit, with cement floors that had just been hosed down. On the other side were more thick plants and a pathway with another sign: AUTHORIZED ACCESS ONLY.
I made like I belonged and walked right into the zoo, climbed into the big walk-in birdcage with all the people, saw the little kids whining. Then I checked out the whole zoo. I had a pretty good time that day, studying and reading the signs that teach about their natural habitats and diets and endangered species. I saw a two-headed king snake in the reptile house. No one looked at me weird. For the first time in a long time I felt relaxed and normal.
I'd brought some of my money roll with me and bought a frozen banana and caramel corn and a Coke. I ate too fast and got a stomachache, but it didn't matter; it was like a clear patch of blue sky had opened up in my brain.
Maybe I'll try to get in today.
Maybe I shouldn't. I need to make sure I'm not an endangered species.
I can't stop thinking of that woman, what the guy did to her.
Horrible, horrible, the way he hugged her, chuck chuck. Why would anyone want to do that?
Why would God allow it?
My stomach starts to kill and I take five deep breaths to quiet it down.
Walking all night my feet didn't hurt too much, but now they do and my sneakers feel tight. I pull them off; also my socks. I must be growing; the shoes have been getting tighter for a while. They're old, the ones I came with, and the soles have thin spots, almost worn through.
I'll give my feet some air, wiggle my toes before I unroll my plastic.
Ahh… that feels good.
There's no water up in Five for bathing. Wouldn't it be cool to get into the zoo, jump in the sea lion tank and flip around? The sea lions, freaking out, not knowing what's going on- I have to control myself not to laugh out loud.
I stink from piss. I hate stinking, don't want to turn into one of those shopping-cart guys; you can smell them a block away.
I always loved to shower, but after Moron moved in, the hot water was always gone. Not because he used it. Mom wanted to smell good for him, so she started taking half an hour in the shower, then putting on perfume spray, the works.
Why would she want to impress him? Why would she want to be with all those losers?
I've spent a lot of time wondering about that and the only thing I keep coming back to is she doesn't like herself very much.
I know that's true, because when she breaks something or makes any kind of mistake, like cutting herself shaving her legs, she cusses herself out, calls herself names. I've heard her crying at night, drunk or stoned, calling herself names. Not so much since Moron moved in, because he threatens to smack her.
I used to go into the bedroom and sit next to her, touch her hair, say, “What's the matter, Mom?” But she always moved away from me and said, “Nothing, nothing,” sounding angry, so I stopped trying.
Then one day I realized she was crying about me. About having me without planning to, trying to raise me, figuring she wasn't much good at it.
I was her sadness.
I thought about that for a long time, too, decided my best bet was to learn as much as possible so I could get a good career and be able to take care of myself and her. Also, maybe if she saw I was doing okay, she wouldn't feel like such a failure.
The sun is up all the way, hot and orange through the trees. I'm really tired, but there's no way I'm going to be able to sleep. Time to unroll the plastic.
I use plastic dry cleaning bags to wrap and carry things and to protect them from rain and dirt. Each sheet is printed with a warning that babies can suffocate in them and they're thin, easy to tear. But if you layer them three at a time, they're really strong and excellent for protection. Mostly I find them in the trash, keep them rolled up in all five Places, under rocks, my cave, wherever.
One good thing about Five is a tree: a huge eucalyptus tree with round, silver-blue leaves that smell like cough drops. I know it's a eucalyptus because that time in the zoo I went to the koala house and it was full of exactly the same species and they were labeled EUCALYPTUS POLYANTHEMUS: SILVER DOLLAR GUM. The sign said koalas ate eucalyptus polyanthemus, could live off them, and I wondered what it would be like if I got stuck up in Five with nothing to eat but trees. I asked a zoo girl, and she smiled and said she didn't know but she preferred hamburgers.
This particular tree has a trunk so thick I can barely reach around it, and branches droop down, touch the ground, keep going. Inside, it's like being in a silver-blue cloud, and hidden behind the branches, right next to the trunk is a big, flat gray rock. It looks heavier than it is and I can lift it and prop something underneath it to keep it partly open, the way you jack up a tire. It didn't take long to scoop out dirt and create a hiding hole. Once the rock's back down, it works like a trapdoor.
Lifting it now is a little harder, because my arms are sore from carrying my Place Two stuff all night, but I use one of my shoes to prop up the rock and pull out my Five stuff wrapped in plastic: two pairs of Calvin Klein underwear that I got last month at a Los Feliz yard sale, too big, with LARRY R. inked inside the waistband; after I soaked them in the Fern Dell stream, they came out gray but clean. A spare flashlight and two AA batteries; an unopened package of beef jerky that I took from a Pink Dot on Sunset. A half-gallon bottle of Coke and an unopened box of Honey Nut Cheerios that I bought the next day at the same market 'cause I felt bad about taking the jerky. Some old magazines I found behind someone's house on Argyle Street- Westways, People, Reader's Digest-and the old 1-percent-fat Knudsen milk carton that I use to keep pens and pencils, folders, rolled-up notebook paper, and other stuff in.