Shane got a full-on glare for that one, and Claire felt the burn even from the edges of it. “Don’t test me, boy,” Oliver said, velvet-soft. “I’m no one you should play games with these days. I’ve been too gentle with you; I’ve let you and your friends run riot. No more. You’ll take that down.”
Shane raised his eyebrows. “Why?”
Because I said so was the obvious answer, but Oliver smiled thinly and said, “It’s against code.”
Their poster wasn’t the only one on the pole; there were flyers for lost pets, missing persons, a new band playing (probably badly) at Common Grounds over the weekend, cheap insurance, babysitting…. Claire said, “You never had a problem with it before.”
“And now I do.” Oliver stepped out in the sunlight, even though his skin immediately began to turn a little pink where the glare touched it, and he began ripping things off the pole without any regard for splinters. His fingernails left gouges in the wood half an inch deep. He shredded Monica’s poster in half with a casual swipe, dropped the pieces to the ground, and kicked them back toward Shane. “And now you’re littering as well. Pick it up.”
Shane didn’t move. He didn’t speak. He just stood there, stapler in his hand, and it looked…dangerous.
“Pick it up or I’ll have you arrested,” Oliver said. “Both of you. And no one will be coming to bail you out this time. If Eve tries, she’ll join you.”
“Michael—”
“I can handle Michael Glass.” Oliver’s words guillotined whatever Shane was going to say as he stepped back into the shadows. There was a faint wisp of smoke coming off his skin, but it stopped as soon as he was out of the sun, and the burn faded almost as quickly. On the other hand, the glow of his eyes was eerily specific. “Pick. It. Up.”
Shane still didn’t move, and Claire sensed, with fatal dismay, that he didn’t intend to—so she did. She bent over and grabbed up the poster and the other shredded paper, walked over, and deposited it into the Common Grounds trash can next to the entry door. And it might have been okay, except that Oliver just had to purr, “Good girl,” at her as if she were his personal pet, and Shane—
Shane punched him.
The vampire never saw it coming, because he was looking straight at Claire, enjoying his little moment of triumph; Shane’s fist caught him on the side of the jaw, and the power behind it was massive enough that Oliver actually staggered before turning with supernatural litheness and springing on her boyfriend so fast, it was as if he’d been launched from a catapult. He slammed Shane back into the brick wall next to the window and pinned him there with an arm across his throat. When Shane tried to push him back, Oliver caught his hand and wrenched it hard to the side. Shane froze.
“Nothing’s broken,” Oliver said, “but it’s half an inch away. So please, do that again, boy. I’ll crush every bone you have, a handful at a time, and have you pleading for me to finish—”
He cut off abruptly because Claire made him shut up, by the simple expedient of putting the point of a thin-bladed silver knife against his back, just over where it needed to go to reach his heart. “Let go,” she said. “I picked up the trash, just like you said. We’re even.”
They weren’t, and she knew it without him even bothering to say it, but Oliver silently released Shane’s hand. Claire stepped away, knife still drawn and ready, as Shane pushed Oliver back with a violent shove and picked up the stapler from where it had fallen on the pavement.
“You owe us for a poster,” Shane said. “They cost me five bucks apiece. I’ll expect a free drink in exchange.”
“So will I,” Oliver said, “from the vein, the next time I catch either of you in less…visible circumstances.” He showed teeth, and walked back into the coffee shop.
“I guess that means Monica can’t count on his vote, either,” Shane said. It sounded like a joke, but he was trembling, and clenching the stapler way too hard. He knew, as Claire did, that they’d just passed over some kind of line. Maybe permanently.
“Why?” she asked him, a little plaintively. “Why did you do that?”
“Nobody talks to you that way,” he said. “Not even him.”
He draped his arm around her shoulders, picked up the other signs, and they continued on to the next stop.
At the next stop Claire and Shane made to put up Monica’s poster, they found someone else there before them stapling notices: a serious-looking older woman and a younger man, probably her son. He was about Shane’s height, but thin as a whip. He nodded to Claire as if he knew her (and she didn’t think they’d ever met), then fixed his gaze on Shane. “Hey, man,” he said, and offered his hand. “What’s up?”
“Nothing much. How are you?”
“Good, good. You remember my mom, Flora Ramos, right?”
“Mrs. Ramos, sure, I remember the burritos you used to make for Enrique in grade school,” Shane said. “He used to trade them to me if I gave up my M&Ms. I always made the deal; that’s how good they were.”
“You gave away my burritos, ’Rique?” Mrs. Ramos said, and raised her eyebrows at her son. He spread his hands and shrugged.
“You gave ’em to me every day,” he said. “So yeah.”
“They were delicious,” Shane said. “Hey, he made a profit. He used to cut them in half and trade each separately.”
“Enrique.”
“I was an entrepreneur, Mama.” Enrique gave her a devastating grin. “What, you want my M&Ms now?” In answer, she handed him a small letter-sized sheet of paper, and he held it against the telephone pole as she stapled it in place.
The flyer said, captain obvious for mayor, and it had a big question mark underneath the caption where a picture ought to go. The slogan said, vote human. That was all.
“What the hell?” Shane asked, and pointed at the blank picture. “Mrs. Ramos, Captain Obvious left town. You can’t ask people to vote for somebody who isn’t even here.”
“Maybe an empty seat is better than one filled by another useless bootlicker,” she said, and as friendly as she seemed, her eyes were chilly and dark all of a sudden. “I’ve seen these Morrell posters. How can you of all people support such a thing, Shane? I know what that evil bruja did to you and your family!”
“It’s not…” Shane took a step back, frowning. “It’s not what it looks like. Look, Monica’s a whole lot of things, but a bootlicker? Not so I’ve ever noticed. She’s more likely to be wearing the boots, and kicking with them. Weak, she’s not. And we need somebody on that council who will stand up to the vampires for us.”
Anger flared in Mrs. Ramos’s lined face. “She is part of the cancer that eats at this town. She and her whole disgusting family! I thank God that her father and brother are gone—”
“Wait a second,” Shane interrupted, and it was his serious voice now, the one that meant he wasn’t going to let it go. “Richard Morrell was okay. He tried. Don’t—”
“He was a corrupt man from a corrupt family.” Her voice had gone hard now, as unyielding as the flinty distance in her eyes. “Enough. I’ve finished talking with you.”
Claire tried a different approach. Emotion clearly wasn’t getting them anywhere. “But—they won’t let you write in someone who doesn’t even exist!”
“Captain Obvious does exist,” Flora said. “He always has, always will. Until he stands up again, I’ll stand for him.”
“You,” Claire said. “You’re the new Captain Obvious?”
Enrique had gone quiet now, and when he wasn’t smiling and being friendly, he looked a little bit dangerous. “Why? You got a problem with that? My mom’s not good enough for you?”
“No, I just—” Claire didn’t know how to finish that.
Shane did. “Dude, she’s your mom. She used to throw bake sales. She made cookies. How can she be Captain Obvious?”