“In that case,” said Leticia, with a hint of laughter in her voice, “let’s see what you have.”
I turned up my cards. Wotan picked his up and threw them on the felt. The seven landed facedown. Gimble waited a moment, then flipped it over himself.
Then Queen dealt the common cards. Neither Wotan nor I paired up. My ace was good.
Wotan got up and stalked out. We heard him smashing things in the lobby.
The Pharaoh puffed on his cheroot. “If everyone’s agreeable, I’ll count out Billy’s winnings from Wotan’s stack. I can also post his blinds until he returns.”
But Wotan never came back, not that night. The session ended just a few hands later.
Leticia started to shuffle, then set down the cards again. “Sunrise,” she said, and to my surprise, I felt it, too, as a spot of warmth to the east. It was like her awareness was contagious.
Not that I cared a whole lot about it. What mattered was that, not only had I survived my first night of this craziness, after doubling up through Wotan, I was the chip leader. Which is what you always want to be. But I also knew it hung a target on me.
CHAPTER FOUR
After the game broke up, we players just left our chips on the table. Since cheating was allowed, that seemed reckless. But since everybody else was doing it, I went with the flow.
Leticia smiled and started toward me, and I wouldn’t have minded chatting. She was playing against me, but she’d also helped save my life. And did I mention she was gorgeous?
But Timon reached me at the same time she did. Fumbling, he grabbed my arm and snapped, “I need to talk to you.” I gave Leticia a sorry-but-what-can-you-do smile as he dragged me off into the corner.
“What in the name of the Two Rivers is wrong with you?” he asked. His voice was soft, but it still had anger quivering inside it.
I shook my head. “I guess we’re skipping over the part where you say, ‘Nice job.’”
“Because it wasn’t. If the others hadn’t decided to lie for you, I’d be a commoner right now.”
“Well, gee. When you put it that way.” I yawned, and suddenly felt how tired I was. “You’re sure they lied? Meaning, they knew?”
“The Pharaoh and Leticia, certainly. The other two, probably. But at that moment, they decided they’d rather see Wotan frustrated than you eliminated.”
“I guess that makes sense.” In a we-don’t-think-like-humans kind of way. Since the Pharaoh had been messing with me only a moment before, it meant his attitude had turned on a dime. “If Wotan had gotten my chips”-I yawned again-“he would have had a huge stack to push everybody else around. And maybe the others still don’t take the lowly human seriously.”
“Possibly not. Now, I had a servant tell me what was happening in the game. We should talk about some of the hands. There was one where you limped with jack-ten, and the flop came-”
“Are you serious?” I said.
He cocked his head. “What?”
“Look at… sorry. I forgot. But that’s the point. I’m too tired to think straight. I don’t need coaching. I need sleep.”
He grunted. “Sometimes I forget how weak humans are. You’ll be better off when that part of you withers away. But never mind that now. I’ll have someone show you to a room.”
“Where, across from Wotan’s? I’m not too tired to drive home.”
He scowled. “You just said you are. And I promise, you’re safer here than you would be there. The others, even Wotan, are constrained by traditions of hospitality that don’t apply beyond these walls. And I also have my guards.”
“Then why did you go outside and give the brownwings-you know what? Skip it. I don’t need to know. Just get me to a bed.”
He waved over a guy in a tux and told him to take care of it. Unfortunately, the elevators weren’t working, so I had to follow the servant and the glow of his candle up dark flights of stairs. Exhaustion ground me down with every step.
I had a hunch that, rough as they’d been, the shocks and pressures of the night were only partly to blame. Using as much magic as I had, I’d been like a first-timer overdoing it at the gym. I’d managed to heave a lot of weight around, but now I was paying the price.
Still, trudging, my eyes stinging, my head fuzzy, and my body aching, I made it all the way up to the right floor before remembering the T-bird. When my escort promised it would be safe where it was, I just about hugged him.
My room had the same old-but-perfect feel as the Grand Ballroom, or the lobby before Wotan smashed the hell out of it. Not that I looked at it closely. I locked the door, stumbled to the bed, emptied my pockets onto the nightstand, pulled off my shoes, and crawled in still wearing the rest of my clothes. I fell asleep as soon as my head hit the pillow.
And woke to the brush of the blankets slipping down my body. Despite the closed curtains and the grimy windowpane on the other side of them, enough sunlight muscled its way into the room to show me the girl with the backward legs uncovering me.
With weirdness screaming for my attention on every side, I hadn’t paid a lot of attention to her during the game. But she was making a bigger impression now, partly because she was naked.
She had a pretty pixie face with a button nose and pointed chin. The eyes were bright as silver, with slit pupils. Her mop of black curls didn’t quite hide the stubby little horns or the points on the tops of her ears. She was small and slim but curvy, and had tattoos on both shoulders. Her legs were hairy. Really hairy. They got spindly as they tapered down from the backward-bending knees to the hooves.
“What are you doing?” I asked.
“Lord Timon told me to serve you as well as I would him,” she said. “And after a good session at the table… ”
“I get it.”
And call me a pervert, but it wasn’t the worst offer I’d ever had. The parts of her that mattered most were human, and cute.
But even though her being part goat wasn’t a turn-off, the master-slave vibe was. I was also pretty sure that a smart guy wouldn’t start humping the hobbits and trolls until he knew a whole lot more about them.
“It’s a nice offer,” I continued, “and who knows, maybe later. But for now, you can get dressed.”
“Yes, sir.” She turned, showing me the fluffy little tail at the base of her spine, and headed for the chair where she’d left her neatly hung and folded tux.
There was a room-service cart loaded with covered dishes parked beside it, and when I spotted that, I suddenly realized I was starving. My mouth watered, and my stomach gurgled. I jumped up and just about ran in that direction.
The girl heard me coming. She gave a soft cry and spun around. Her bright eyes were wide, and she covered herself with the starched white shirt in her hands.
I stopped short. “It’s all right! I promise. I just wanted to grab some breakfast.”
“I’m sorry!” she said. “I just thought… ” She trailed off like she was afraid that explaining would make me angry.
I sighed. “I get it. When you came in, you were ready to do what you thought you had to. But when I let you off the hook, it was a big relief. Then you heard me coming up fast behind you, and you thought I was going to make you go through with it after all. Maybe you even thought I like it rough.”
She nodded.
“I’m not like that.” I pulled the cart toward an antique version of the writing-table-and-chair setup you see in most hotel rooms.
“I should wait on you,” she said.
“You did. You brought the food to the room. I can take it from here.”
It turned out that, among other dishes, I had steak and eggs, eggs Benedict, a Denver omelet, and blueberry pancakes. I attacked the spread like the favorite in a competitive eating contest.
But by the time the horned girl finished dressing, I’d taken the edge off my hunger, and then I felt embarrassed. I wouldn’t blame her if she thought that, while she was part goat, I was mostly pig.