"Yeah."
"Did they take your ears?"
"No. I've still got them."
"Right. So all they can do is watch TV with the sound off. You following me?"
"Not really."
"If the Clerks are spying on us through you eyes it's because that's all they can do. They can't listen to us. They don't have your ears. That means, all we have to do is keep you from seeing where we are and they're blind as a bat."
"You think that'd work?" Lulu asked. She moved the gun from under her chin and scratched the side of her head with the barrel.
"We just cover up your little eyeholes and the Clerks get to play Three Blind Mice 'til we're home, drinking tequila and winking at college girls."
"Maybe," she said.
"If you're nice, I'll get Shrike to slip the blindfold on for you. You like a little bondage with your morning coffee, right?"
Lulu seemed to think about it for a moment. "I'm not giving back the gun," she said. "I've been useless and naked up 'til now. But I know how to use this."
"I'm sure the Count won't mind. Come on over here."
Lulu got up and went to Spyder. He kissed her cheek and hugged her tight. "Don't scare me like that again."
"I won't," she said and hugged Spyder back. "So, can Shrike really put my blindfold on? That sounds kind of hot."
Spyder slid his around across her shoulders and led Lulu back to camp.
"Christ, you got a cigarette?" Lulu asked.
"Nope. Don't worry. We're almost to Hell. Bet they have plenty of smokes down there."
Thirty Nine
Anthropology
"We're moving too slowly without the horses," said Primo. "I'm afraid we won't make it to the mountains in time."
"When will the moon reveal the entrance to Hell?" asked Shrike.
"Tonight, I think. Perhaps tomorrow, too. After that, it will be invisible for a month."
"Show me where we are on the map."
Primo pulled the Braille map from his jacket and placed the fingertips of Shrike's right hand on one set of raised dots. "We're here," he said. He moved he hand north to another set of raised dots. "We need to be here."
"If we push through, we can make the base of the mountains late tonight," Shrike said. "But we'll have to rest at mid-day."
"I'd rather not, ma'am."
"I know, but we all have injuries and no one's had any sleep. I don't want us limping and yawning into the underworld."
"You're right, of course."
They'd been walking most of the night, since an hour or so after the attack. Food and water was weighing heavier on their backs with each step. Spyder had a length of the Count's rope tied around his waist and this was tied to Lulu's left wrist. She was blindfolded with a yellow scarf, like a Tibetan prayer flag, Shrike had taken from a boudoir conjured by her magic book. Lulu didn't have much to say as they trudged through the sand. She never let the four-ten drop from resting on her shoulder, Spyder noted.
"How you doing, Lulu?" Spyder asked.
"Feel like I'm your rottweiler bitch you're taking out for a whiz. Find me a fire hydrant so I can mark my territory."
"You're lots sweeter than a rottweiler. Hell, you might be a Shih-Tzu. Maybe one of those little Teacup poodles old ladies like."
"It's not wise to taunt a woman with that much firepower," said Count Non. "That gun is enchanted and will never run out of shells."
"I have this demon-made knife Madame Cinders gave us. Is that some kind of demon blunderbuss?" asked -Spyder.
The Count sighed. "The way you people use words, it's a wonder you understand each other at all. Every vaguely inhuman creature you find unpleasant or frightening or just strange is a `demon' to you. And everything conjured or made by these creatures is `demonic.'"
"Back in San Francisco, there was a fat fucker with a monster mouth right in the middle of his chest. He wanted to eat me. You telling me that wasn't a demon?"
"He was no more a demon than Primo. Primo is Gytrash. Simply another humanoid race. A different kind of human animal. A more interesting and durable species than you ordinary humans, and probably a bit scary to you First Sphere bumpkins."
"So, what was Mister Mouth?"
"He sounds like a Bendith," said Primo. "They're a particularly ugly sort of troll and aren't averse to human flesh."
"A Bendith or possibly a Nagumwasuck," said Count Non. "You boring one-headed, two-eyed humans are scattered through all the Spheres. Take our Butcher Bird. Like you, she's an ordinary human, but clearly she didn't grow up in some First Sphere backwater. She's lived with other intelligent races and understands the infinite varieties of life, the magical possibilities, that spring from the conjunction of different living species."
"I was right there with you, Count. Up until the bestiality stuff right at the end," said Lulu.
"Humans and animal entities have been mating and producing offspring since the world began, little sister. It's still quite common in regions of the Second and Third Sphere."
"Okay, Shrike, Lulu and me are white trash, Primo is a Second Sphere üer-mensch and you're some incredibly old rich kid slumming from Upper Coolsville," Spyder said. "What the hell is a demon?"
"A fallen angel," said Count Non. "Demons are from Hell. They serve Lucifer, command his armies, run his cities and, when called upon, torment the souls that have been consigned to the underworld. True demons travel throughout all the Spheres and while they can seduce and despoil almost any creature that catches their fancy, they can't produce offspring. The demons that exist now are the same ones expelled from heaven long, long ago. Give or take a few."
"What happened to the demons that aren't around anymore?"
"The prophets tell us that a few managed to beg and cajole their way back into Heaven. Others are dead. Demons can be moody company and while a human exorcist can, for instance, expel them from a possessed body, they can't kill them. Only god or another angel can kill an angel, fallen or otherwise."
"Or an angel's weapon," said Spyder, pulling Apollyon's knife from his belt. "This was made by a demon to kill demons."
"The weapon is ready, but are you? You will have to get very close to use that. You've never even seen a true demon. Will you be able to walk up to your worst nightmare and stick that toothpick in its gut, little brother?"
"The babe to my left is the killer. I'm just here to hump gear and look pretty."
"You're doing a fine job," said Shrike.
"Thank you. Where'd you get all this Trivial Pursuit data, Countdown?"
"I study life. It's what my people do. We are infinitely curious about the forms that life takes, from insects to angels. We know them and treasure them all."
"You're like an anthropologist or a something?"
"Both really. That's the best way of putting it."
"An anthropologist with a big, goddamed sword," said Lulu.
"`God will put his angels in charge of you to protect you wherever you go. You will trample down lions and snakes, fierce lions and poisonous snakes,'" recited the Count. "Self-preservation is no vice. If a black widow spider tried to bite Charles Darwin, I doubt he would have had much guilt about crushing it under his boot. Loving life doesn't mean being soft."
"Amen to that," said Shrike.
When the sun was almost directly overhead and the sky was unbearably bright, they rested in the belly of a ruined metal storage tank in a scattering of industrial ruins. The night and first part of the day had been rough. Now, they drank water and ate dried meat and what little bread hadn't been lost in the fight the night before. Things buzzed gently in the ground beneath them. If he weren't so tired, Spyder imagined that he might have found this alarming.