"I'll cut my own throat first," said Shrike.
"Wonderful. Then you're guaranteed to end up back here with me."
Spyder saw it just before it happened. In Xero's presence, Shrike was still that furious, irrational, deeply-wronged teenage girl. And she was losing her shit completely, he thought. She shrieked and went right for Xero, her sword up in killing position. Xero bought his bow up and fired off a volley of arrows at her, but he didn't really seem to be trying to kill her. He was laughing the whole time. Shrike spun and parried, splitting the arrows in the air. Spyder was already hacking his way through Xero's army when one of the arrows slashed Shrike's right arm. But she kept coming, even while Xero took aim right at her heart.
Spyder reached the chariot and lunged blindly, not knowing or caring where he hit. He jammed the black blade into Xero's right thigh. The general groaned and backhanded Spyder off the chariot, harder than any human had ever hit him before. Spyder blacked out for a moment, but shook himself awake enough to see Xero pull out the knife as his leg was cooked black. Apollyon's blade even burned his hand. He tossed it away, and his demon troops scattered from the knife as it fell. Spyder scrambled to retrieve it and was almost run down by Xero as he shifted his chariot to slip Shrike's sword blow. Kicking his chariot forward, he took off fast across the blood and machine oil-splattered plain. His surviving troops followed behind on foot.
Spyder, still winded from Xero's blow, staggered to where Shrike was on her knees. When he touched her, she was softly crying, and pushed Spyder away. Lulu grabbed him before he fell.
"I lost him," she said between sobs. "My father was right here. I lost him and it's my fault."
"Xero played you," said Spyder. "You weren't ready for him. You will be next time."
"I will," she said. "Are you all right? I didn't mean to push you."
"It's all right."
Lulu dropped down on the ground nearby, breathing hard. Seeing her, Spyder had to laugh.
"I guess we can forget the element of surprise," he said.
They were filthy, covered in sweat, demon blood and fluids Spyder didn't want to think about.
"It takes a big man to get down on his knees and beg," said Lulu.
"It's why us sissies carry knee pads. Ashbliss, can you hear me?"
The little demon was suddenly standing on a nearby alkali mound, wringing his pudgy hands.
"You're all so damp and exhausted. Am I too late for the rutting?"
Forty Eight
Treacherous and Boring
"Okay, little man, let's make a deal," said Spyder.
"Lovely," said Ashbliss. "You know my terms."
"We'll cut you loose from Beelzebub, but first we need the book," said Shrike.
"Nonsense. You have the knife. First my master, then your book."
"We have the knife, but that might not be enough. To use the knife, we have to get close to your master and that might not be possible. If we have the book, we can use its magic to safely free you."
"Or destroy me. I'm not sure I want to help you after all."
"Ashbliss, don't be that way," said Spyder. "We're not demons. We're human. If we make a bargain, we keep it."
"Humans are the most treacherous animals in existence! Everyone knows that!" Ashbliss shouted. "It's not even fun going to Earth and corrupting you because you're all half-way there."
"How can we prove to you that we intend to honor our bargain?" asked Shrike.
"There is nothing you can say or do. I don't trust you. Accept my bargain as stated or I'll be on my way. I'm sure other talking meat will be along shortly, after your bones are used to fill potholes in the road to Gehenna."
"All right, you got me, you clever boots," said Spyder. "We were messing with you, but you foxed us. We'll do it your way. First the boss, then the book."
"Spyder, it's too dangerous," said Shrike.
"I'm open to suggestions. Xero knows we're here. This runt knows we're here. Some of Lucifer's demons high-tailed it out of here during that fight, and they knew we're here. We've got to do something and we've got to do it now."
"He's right, Shrike," said Lulu. "I know you're the smart one and the warrior, but we're not gonna tunnel out of here with a spoon and fighting spirit. We need the book, however we can get it."
Shrike was silent a moment. "I know," she said. "Give me the knife. I complicated things by losing my temper. I'll kill Beelzebub."
"You sure you're up for this?" Spyder asked
Shrike nodded. "I told you I'd take care of you down here. I haven't done a very good job so far. Let me do this."
Spyder pulled Apollyon's knife from his waist and gave it to Shrike, taking her hand for a moment after he handed her the blade. He looked at Ashbliss. "We're not going to hump. Don't even ask."
"Treacherous and boring," muttered the demon.
A fireball streaked at them from across the plains, turning away from them at the last possible moment. At the edge of the field, it turned and circled back, scorching a circle once around the group, enclosing them in a ring of fire. When the circle was complete, Spyder could see something in the flames. A man stepping down from a chariot.
"I couldn't leave you all without saying goodbye," said Xero. Great waves of heat cascaded off his body. He didn't seem to be covered with fire so much as made of it.
"Do you remember that I was the one who taught you your first magic, Alizarin? But I gave you so little considering how much I got in return. Your bed. Your kingdom. Your father's soul. I even had that boy gutted. Your old partner, Ozymand," said Xero. Shrike held the black blade before her. Xero approached, but carefully stayed beyond her reach. "Your friend there, the pretty fool, injured me when my back was turned. I should be resting, but I needed you to know that even wounded, I'm stronger than you."
"I'm not afraid of you. And I'm no longer shocked," said Shrike calmly. "You don't have any power over me."
"You misunderstand. I'm not here to hurt you, girl. I'm here to give you a gift. Once upon a time, I took your sight. Now I'm giving it back." Xero puckered his lips and blew across his hand, as one might blow a kiss. A roiling fireball enveloped Shrike for a second. When it faded, Xero was gone and Shrike was on the ground. Spyder ran to her and saw, thankfully, that she was unburned by the magic flame. He and Lulu propped Shrike up between them as Ashbliss peered from behind a pile of demon corpses.
"Are you alive?" Ashbliss asked. "The bargain is off if you're dead."
"Shut up!" shouted Lulu.
Spyder was murmuring into Shrike's ear and patting her cheek. "You're all right. You're all right. Wake up, Alizarin. Come back."
She awoke with a start. Spyder felt her go rigid in his hands. She screamed once and went very quiet.
"Can you hear me?" Spyder asked. "Are you all right?"
Shrike's hands went to her face. She pulled off her shades and looked at Spyder. The ruin of her eyes, the cracked glass irises and spidery pupils were gone. Her eyes were greenish gray, perfect and open wide.
"I can see," she whispered.
"I'm so sorry," said Spyder.
"You're sorry your woman can see?" said Ashbliss. "You mortals really are bastards."
"I'm sorry because now she's stuck here in Hell forever, like me," said Spyder.
"I've already been stuck here for millions of years. -Pardon me if I'm not more sympathetic."
"Can you shut it for a minute?" Lulu said.
"Fine," said Ashbliss. "In fact, you seem less and less like the champions I thought you were. I think I'm going to have to nullify our deal."
Spyder snatched the black blade from Shrike's hand and tackled Ashbliss, pinning the demon down with his legs.