I didn’t have an answer for his French puzzle. “You can thank Lauren for lunch. And no, no cheese. You want to know what’s in it?” He didn’t answer. I started to tell him anyway. “Garbanzo beans, tahini, a lot of garlic-”
“Did I tell you yes? Did I? I don’t want to know what’s in it. It tastes okay, that’s all I care about right now. Tahini? Jeez. I can’t believe I’m eating something called tahini.”
“I’ll tell Lauren you liked it.”
“I’m ready to go back to work,” he proclaimed.
“Yeah?”
“It’s going to be a long time until January. I’m going to go stir-crazy. You know, I won’t even be done with this stupid rehab program until Christmas. I only go for a couple of hours three times a week. Why don’t they just let me go straight through for a couple of days, and then I’ll be done with it? Wouldn’t that be more efficient, less stressful? Isn’t that the whole idea, to reduce my stress?”
“They give you any handouts on type A personality, Sam? If they did, you might want to take a minute and read them.”
He grumbled.
I went on. “Attitude is half the battle. Give rehab a chance. And you can use your free time to get into the holidays this year. Make it fun. Decorate the house. Sing Christmas carols.”
“Holidays mean food. Ham and prime rib and pumpkin pie and Christmas cookies and all sorts of stuff I’m not supposed to eat anymore. I can’t even sit around and watch Bowl games and eat crap in front of the TV.”
“There are other things you can do.” I finished peeling a tangerine and tossed it to him.
He missed it.
“You this banal when you’re seeing people in your office, or you save most of your trite shit for your friends?”
I glanced at my watch. “I need to get back to the office. Come on, I’ll walk you home.”
“Maybe I’ll stay here for a while.”
I stood up before I asked, “Things tough with Sherry, Sam?”
“We’ve been here before. We’ll muddle through.” He stopped for a long pause and picked at some dead grass. Colorado ’s prolonged drought meant that there was a lot of dead grass to choose from. “She feels, I don’t know, unfulfilled with me sometimes. I think I understand, kind of.”
“It’s not just the heart thing, though?”
“I don’t know what it is.”
“How do you feel? About things with Sherry?”
He didn’t answer. He pulled himself slowly to his feet and walked beside me as I crossed the park. I matched his pace, wondering whether it was his wounded heart, literally, or his wounded heart, figuratively, that was slowing his progress across the wide lawn.
We spoke little until we got to his door. I went inside with him to use his bathroom before I drove the short way back to my office.
When I’d finished washing my hands, I stepped into his tiny kitchen to say good-bye. He was slumped over at the counter with his head in his hands.
“Sam? You okay?”
He didn’t look up. With his elbow he slid a single sheet of floral paper in my direction. I could see it was covered in a tiny, neat script.
He said, “It looks like Sherry’s gone. She took Simon to see his grandparents.”
“For Thanksgiving? In Minnesota?”
He looked up, finally. His eyes were red. “I guess. I imagine I’ll be alone for the holidays.”
“What does it say? You guys haven’t talked about this?”
“Talking’s overrated. I think she’s taking a break from me.”
“Sherry’s leaving you?”
He picked up the paper and shoved it into his pocket. “I don’t know. Maybe.”
The shock I felt was seismic. I couldn’t imagine the effect of the quake on Sam’s recovery.
“She loves me. That’s not it, Alan. I’m not a hundred percent sure what it is, but it isn’t that.”
“Sam, I-”
“Go back to work. I think I want to be by myself for a while,” he said.
My feet were stuck to the linoleum.
“Go on. I need the practice,” he said.
He meant practice being by himself.
NINETEEN
I don’t work most Fridays. No, that doesn’t mean I do a short week. Even though I pack forty-plus hours into my four-day calendar, Puritan guilt occasionally interferes with my enjoyment of the break that I schedule every week. Still, most Fridays I treasure the extra hours I have to spend with Grace, or to do an uninterrupted bike ride on relatively uncongested roads.
That Friday wasn’t destined to be one of the days off that I treasured, however.
I packed up Grace along with all her voluminous paraphernalia-once in college I went to Europe for a month with less stuff than Grace needed to go across town-and together we headed out of the house a few minutes after nine. We were going to do some errands. Not routine errands. Grace and I were skilled professionals at the grocery store and the dry cleaner. Returning videos? Getting gas? No problem. We could have a great time strolling the aisles at McGuckin Hardware or picking out a new pair of miniature tennis shoes at a shoe store. But the errands we had to do that Friday were errands I’d been putting off for weeks because they involved-gulp-public agencies and public utilities.
If doing errands was purgatory, doing that type of errand was hell.
Our first stop was the office that issues drivers’ licenses for the state of Colorado. I was due for a renewal. Technically, because I hadn’t been apprehended any of the times that I’d bent Colorado ’s traffic laws, the statute said that all that the renewal required was my right index fingerprint, my digital photograph, a few brief written questions, and fifteen dollars and sixty cents of my money. How long could that take?
How long?
Sixty-four minutes. I counted every one of them.
Next stop: the United States Postal Service. I had to mail a small package to Italy. Once the customs forms were filled out, Grace and I got in line. Maybe twenty people were ahead of us. Three clerks at the counter. I did the math and told Grace, “Fifteen minutes tops, baby.”
Moments later, one by one, two of the clerks mysteriously closed their windows and disappeared into the back of the building. Someone asked, “What kind of business closes cashiers when they have this many customers?”
Nobody bothered to answer. The question was not only rhetorical, it was also supremely cynical. All of us in United States Postal Service suspended animation already knew we weren’t in Kansas anymore.
There were still fifteen people in front of Grace and me in line. And at least that many had piled into the building behind us. Grace asked me how much longer. She did this by squealing and pulling at my ear.
“Another half hour, Boo,” I explained. She asked again, and again.
How wrong was I? The total wait at the post office to mail our package turned out to be seventy-seven minutes.
On to Boulder ’s cable TV franchisee. The remote control to our cable box had died. I was on a simple mission to trade it in for a working model. In the parking lot of the cable company, I told Grace, “This is corporate America. This will be quick. Ten minutes, tops.”
Times five, maybe. Fifty-three minutes later I had a fresh remote control unit and a splitting headache. Grace’s patience, never exemplary, had evaporated totally.
My watch said ten minutes after one. Viv-our lovely, indispensable child-care-worker-nanny-person-had been waiting for us at the house since twelve-thirty.
I drove home, handed Grace off to Viv, downed an energy bar and a big glass of water, and went to change my clothes for a bike ride.
I’d finished stripping naked and was fishing in my closet for my cycling clothes when my pager started vibrating on the shelf.