‘Now you’re making fun of me again. I want to talk to you about what we were talking about last night except then I didn’t want to talk about it.’
I smiled. ‘I think I know what you mean.’
‘The secret? Jimmy’s secret?’
‘Right. Jimmy’s secret.’
‘I guess I should break my word to him. I need to help you.’
‘I’d appreciate that.’
‘So you’ll buy me lunch?’
‘I’ll buy you lunch if you can wait till one thirty. We’ve got an important press conference coming up.’
‘Yeah. Man, they’re really on Ward’s ass. I’ve been watching the telly all morning.’
Telly. British. Cute.
‘I cry every time they put Jimmy’s picture on. I can’t believe how much I miss him. I feel like I did when Roger died.’
‘Who’s Roger?’
‘My border collie. And don’t make fun of me. You live in my house, a dog’s your only chance of staying sane.’
‘I cried when my old tomcat Doc died.’
‘How old were you?’
‘Thirty-eight.’
‘Are you shitting me? You cried about a cat when you were thirty-eight? Is that really true?’
‘Really true.’
‘Wow. Maybe you’re not so bad after all.’
‘One thirty then. Royale Hotel. The restaurant. How’s that sound?’
‘You and Jimmy would’ve gotten along. Especially after you told him you cried about a cat when you were thirty-eight.’
I actually did have a cat named Doc once. That part of the story was true. I sort of fudged the age, though. Doc died when I was eight.
EIGHT
While there are no punches thrown — at least not that often — press conferences are a form of boxing matches. There is a very real quest for a knockout. Under most circumstances Jeff Ward wasn’t a household name outside his district. But with my least favorite not-news network already hinting that Ward was somehow implicated in the murder, the rest of the press, their tabloid credential intact, would be all too eager to follow suit. Maybe they would’ve been reluctant if he hadn’t had the playboy image. But sex and now the death of one of his own staffers was too much to pass up.
Both sides here were performing a script. As far back as silent films you saw a mad-dog press attacking a pompous top-hatted politician on the steps of a government building. Reporters raging in silence for the head of the man they were stoning to death with their words. The pompous politician more pompous than ever. Until the fatal question. And then, in the way of silent films, a great melodramatic seizure of some kind when the question is asked. The pol clutching his heart; staggering, then falling. His aides grabbing him. A close-up of the pol’s face as he dies. Jubilation on the faces of the reporters. All was right in America again.
TV has turned news conferences into gladiatorial contests. They’re fun but sometimes I feel sorry for even the people I hate. I wouldn’t do any better than they did.
All of us inside headquarters were tense. We stood at the front windows staring out at the press. I recognized the network reporters as well as the not-news reporter who was going to fry us for sure. Right now the camera people were shimmying and nudging into position for the best shots. The men and women vying for news stardom were checking their clothes and their makeup and their hair. The security people we hired were now in place around the narrow rostrum from which Ward would speak and take questions. The police were helping with the surging reporters. They doubtless enjoyed shoving the press around.
Everybody around me started applauding. Ward was downstairs now, talking with the staffers. He wore a very conservative blue suit, a white shirt that could blind you, and a tie more appropriate for a funeral than a press joust. On one side of him was Mrs Ruth Watkins. On the other was Sister Louise.
Mrs Watkins was smoking a cigarette and hacking. She was maybe five feet tall and around seventy-five years old. The baggy black dress made her appear shriveled. The voice said cigarettes and whiskey. In a crisis you go with what you can get. ‘I don’t know why the hell I can’t smoke out there. I smoke everywhere else.’
Lucy was her handler. ‘We won’t be out there that long, Mrs Watkins. I promise you, you can smoke the second the press conference ends.’
‘Well if it goes very long I’m just gonna light up.’
‘The big thing,’ Lucy said, her patience admirable, ‘is to be sure about what we discussed. You told us you saw him many times growing up and you always liked him.’
Hacking, Mrs Watkins said, ‘I did like him but I always felt sorry for him, too. He was such a weird kid. Everybody always made fun of him. Even my two kids. They did it real bad one day and I beat their asses, you can bet on that.’
‘Remember we agreed to leave out the ‘weird’ part, Mrs Watkins. And I wouldn’t mention beating your kids.’
Mrs Watkins had a hell of a good cackle in her. ‘Honey, I’m old but I’m not an idiot. I know what you want me to do when we get out there. I’m supposed to put poor Jim in a good light. And I intend to. The poor kid loses his folks and then people pick on him all his life. Some life that was.’
Kathy was talking to the nun. Sister Louise appeared to be about as old as Mrs Watkins, a plump woman with a gentle face and a very gentle speaking voice. ‘I just want to tell people about all the help Jim gave me at the soup kitchen. People always asked for him if they had a problem.’ She hesitated. ‘I won’t say this on TV but I think this made Jim feel wanted and needed in a way he’d never been before. He was always smiling when he was at the center. Smiling and laughing. But when I’d have coffee with him somewhere else during the day — well, he never looked or sounded very happy.’
Now that he was coiffed and all shined up, Ward nodded to me. ‘Well, how’s all this looking to you? We’ve only got about five minutes before it starts.’
I didn’t want to tell him that when Mrs Watkins first started talking I thought we might be in trouble. But now that I’d heard her out she was going to be fine, with or without her cigarette. Same for Sister Louise. ‘They’re the best kind of people to have with you. They’re not lying or exaggerating. They’re just saying what they believe.’
‘Neither one of you is with the Mexican drug cartel, are you?’ Ward joked.
The nun smiled. Mrs Watkins looked confused.
Ward had moved closer to Kathy. He spoke way too loud. ‘I don’t know why all this shit has to happen to me.’
Apparently Mrs Watkins, busy lighting up another smoke, hadn’t heard him. I wondered what she would have done if she had.
When Ward turned back to the nun, Kathy made a face at me. I believe the word she was mouthing was ‘asshole.’
I walked up front again. The reporters had replicated. Now our security people had joined the police in shoving everybody back away from the rostrum. Nobody seemed intimidated by the slicing wind or the scent of rain I smelled every time somebody opened the front door.
‘The old man told me you’re good at this,’ Ward said, coming up next to me. ‘I can be a bit of a jerk sometimes and I apologize for that. I appreciate you rounding up those two. They’re good TV.’
‘This still won’t be easy.’
‘I’m about ready to vomit and that’s not an exaggeration. I don’t know if the old man told you but my plan is to run for Senate after this next term — if I win. So this race is important to me for a lot of reasons.’
The sight of Ward in the window made some of the reporters go crazy, the way caged dogs would be if you were to run a steak along the metal links imprisoning them. In this case they wanted to vampire him.
‘We about ready yet?’ Mrs Watkins snapped somewhere behind me.
At least he saw the humor. ‘Boy, she’s one hell of a character, isn’t she?’
‘I kind of like her.’
His expression indicated that I was one strange guy. ‘You trying to get into her knickers?’
But then Lucy was there. ‘It’s time.’