“Wow,” she said to Pauline, “what’s the deal with that dude?”
“What do you mean?” Pauline asked innocently.
“Well, for starters, why does he have a key to your place?”
“Oh, that.” Pauline waved a hand dismissively. “Why wouldn’t he have a key to his own building?”
At Sera’s uncomprehending look, she continued, “Oh, didn’t I mention that? Asher owns the place. If you decide to reopen the shop, he’ll be your landlord, kiddo. And he’s single, too, you know.” She leered in that signature Pauline Wilde way—almost too cute to be obscene. “Maybe if you two start schtupping, he’ll give us a break on the rent.”
Chapter Five
It wasn’t the next day, or even the next, before Sera got back to Placita de Suerte y Sueños. A full week passed in a haze of logistics and alarmingly grown-up concerns before she was able to visit her dream shop again.
Armed with advice from accountants, recovering from cauliflower ear after several marathon phone sessions with local officials, and newly expert in the bylaws of Santa Fe’s small business association and community boards, she finally felt prepared to say with reasonable certainty that, yes, opening Bliss might work out. But first, she’d have to talk to her landlord.
And Sera was feeling a wee bit woozy at the prospect.
The jungle around both Pauline’s shop and its neighbor had been pruned back a bit, she noticed as she arrived. But from under the slightly more manicured curtain of foliage draping Lyric Jewelry, a series of alarmingly animalistic yips, snorts, and whines was emerging.
Too bad I couldn’t get my pepper spray through airport security, Sera thought with a twinge of unease. But whatever it was doing the Animal Planet impression under there, she’d have to get past it to see Asher Wolf. And she hadn’t come all this way to get fainthearted now.
Leaving the package she’d brought with her balanced on the porch railing, she stepped up on the dusty boards, ducked under the canopy of leafy growth, and discovered that the source of the sounds appeared to be a… hm, is that a doghouse? Yes, definitely a handmade wooden doghouse, more old-school Snoopy-style than prefab pooch palace, tucked in a corner of the storefront beside a series of potted plants that were exuberantly climbing the walls and door lintel of the jewelry store.
A white, distinctly wolfish muzzle peeked out from the doghouse.
Oh, man, my landlord isn’t seriously a wolf wrangler, too, is he? she wondered. She had enough mental nicknames for Indiana Jones as it was; Dances with Wolves was just one too many.
Sera was uneasy with dogs. Cats were okay by her—the more aloof, the better—but if truth be told, she’d always been more of a turtle or sea monkey person than a fuzzy animal advocate. Sera preferred a pet that could be contained in a tidy display case, look decorative, and require little to no maintenance. Taking her neighbor’s wheezy pug out for its nightly walk had been about as much commitment as she’d ever wanted to offer a canine. With her baking schedule—up before dawn most days; elbow-deep in flour, butter, and sugar for most of her waking hours; and catering events all over the city—pet ownership had pretty much always been out of the question. Dogs, with their constant needs and shameless attention seeking—not to mention their droolly, treat-begging ways—had just never been her bag.
Until perhaps, just now. As Sera watched, four more muzzles joined the first in the darkened arch of the doghouse door. Four tiny, mewling, tongue-lolling, ridiculously lovable puppy muzzles.
Before she knew it, Serafina’s ankle-length circle skirt (one of Pauline’s, as she was getting to the end of her travel wardrobe and she’d yet to do laundry) had acquired a fringe of Siberian husky–shaped pom-poms.
Their impossibly adorable little faces were scrunched up as they did battle with her hem, growling and barking excitedly while their mother, a regal-looking purebred husky with piercing blue eyes, lounged half in, half out of her doggy domain and watched her offspring indulgently.
Was it possible to die of puppy love? Her heart was melting faster than Valrhona chocolate in a hot double boiler.
“C’mon, little doggies,” Sera crooned, trying to gently free the denim edge of Pauline’s skirt from the puppies’ mouths while simultaneously endeavoring to keep the tired elastic at the waist from giving its last gasp. Pauline was a bit more generous around the middle than her niece, and her well-worn clothing fit Sera rather more than comfortably. As playful growls and excited yips erupted, she realized she’d just inadvertently invented a new game for the pups—“denude Serafina in public.”
“C’mon… let the nice lady go,” she wheedled, hoping to reason with the puppies. They looked intelligent enough for a bunch of puffballs. No dice. So she tried distraction, crouching down and pointing excitedly with one hand while clutching her waistband for dear life with the other. “Look, boys! A bird! Um, puppy chow!” But nothing could possibly be as thrilling as anchoring her hippy skirt, making sure it gave no resistance to their mini-ferocious fangs.
Serafina got stern on their asses. “Drop the denim, you Lilliputian menaces,” she threatened, “and nobody’ll get hurt.” In response, the littlest one crawled right under her hem and began having it out with her socks, just where they met her favorite pair of slouchy ankle boots. “Ha, ha… no, stop, you little punk… ah, that tickles! Shit! No, you goobers, I’m not wearing my nice undies today, quit with the peekaboo—”
“Can I help you with something?” inquired an amused voice.
Serafina gave a yip fit to outshine her canine carbuncles. She spun on her heels, puppies swinging from her skirts like a carnival carousel, coming to a stop face-to-face with a grinning Asher Wolf.
He framed the doorway of his shop with aplomb; she had to give him that. Sans hat today, but sporting another clingy, beat-up pullover and cargo pants with what looked to be a full complement of jeweler’s tools poking from their many pockets.
Hello, Studly.
“Oh, hi, Mr. Wolf. Ah, do these limpets belong to you, by any chance?”
“Asher, please,” he reminded her, “or I’ll be forced to call you Miss Wilde, and Santa Fe is far too casual a town for such formalities.”`
“Right.” Serafina colored. Calling him by his given name felt too intimate somehow, but refusing to do so would make her look like a weirdo—or more of a prude than Pauline had already painted her to be. “Asher. Sorry. Um, I seem to have Velcroed up some puppies—are they yours?”
“Temporarily,” he allowed. “Sascha over there”—he gestured to the full-grown husky—“is mine, as I am hers.” At the sound of her name, Sascha got to her feet and wound her way through her gamboling offspring to Asher’s side, sitting on one of his motorcycle boots and looking up at him adoringly until the jeweler gave her a fond rub across her noble forehead. Man and beast exchanged identical wolfish grins. “The pups, however, are merely passing through. Three of them have homes waiting for them, but the runt of the litter hasn’t been spoken for yet—that’s the little rascal who seems to have developed a fondness for your sock. In a couple of weeks, when they’re fully weaned, I’ll have to find a place for him, too, though I’m growing perilously fond of the fellow myself.” Asher leaned his shoulder against the doorjamb and crossed one foot over the other, the picture of relaxed, self-confident male. Sascha mimicked him, flumping over on her side, crossing her paws in front of her, and cocking her head as if to say, “Isn’t my master awesome?”
You said it, bitch, Sera thought. She could stare at that kind of goodness all day long.