One corner of his generous mouth quirked up. He hefted the pup higher, and Silver, snugly ensconced in his master’s grip, gave him a snuffly puppy lick on his ear.
Sera understood the impulse.
“Nonsense,” Pauline snorted, slapping Sera on the back rather harder than necessary. She shot her niece a look Sera wasn’t the least tempted to try to interpret. “Weren’t we all just saying how important it was to have a swinging dick around on a mission like today’s?”
“Actually,” Hortencia began, “you were pretty firmly against the whole ‘swinging dick’ agenda, if I remember back as far as fifteen minutes ago.”
Sera felt a little faint. Was there something about passing through menopause that made women unutterably crass?
There was nothing for it but to grab the… well, grab…
“Ash,” she blurted out, striding up to the railing between them, “I’m trying to buy a car. These two got it into their heads that we should ask a man along, to help us check out the vehicle and make sure the dealer doesn’t take us for the proverbial ride. McLeod was going to tag along for backup, but he’s, ah…” She looked at the pie maven, who had turned back to the store and was gesticulating rudely at some of the workers inside. “Occupied,” she finished lamely. “Anyhow, it was just a thought. We should be fine on our own. I’m sure you’re far too busy…”
And I’m far too dizzy, when you’re around…
“Nope,” he said cheerfully. “Never too busy to help a friend, Bliss. Lupe can mind the store.”
“I can?” The sylphlike saleswoman stood in the doorway of the jewelry store, hands on annoyingly curvy hips. The glare she shot Sera could have curdled lemon mousse.
“I’m more than confident in your ability to run the shop for the rest of the afternoon, Lupe,” said Asher, giving her a warm look. “You have such a way with the tourists.” Sera privately doubted that, but was glad to see Lupe’s mollified expression. She didn’t need to go accruing enemies out here—the one she had back in New York was enough to last her a lifetime. “You won’t mind closing up the shop for me this evening, will you?” Asher asked his assistant. His green eyes were limpid, innocently inquiring.
Lupe wasn’t immune to their blandishment. She drew herself up to her full height, dwarfing Sera, at whom she shot a “my boss trusts me with important matters” expression. “You can rely on me, Asher.” She gave him a molten look. “Always.”
“That’s great, Lupe, thank you so much.” Asher was already turning away. “Hey, Malc!” he called. Malcolm left off berating his day laborers and turned around. “Can I ask you to drop off Sascha and Silver at my place on your way home? Key’s under the mat.”
“Aye, if ye’ll promise the little runt won’t take a shite in my truck.”
“He won’t,” Ash called back with a grin. “I hope,” he muttered too softly for Malcolm to hear, winking at Sera.
“What happened to the other pups?” Sera asked, noting their absence for the first time.
“They were old enough for their new owners to take them home, so I had to let them go.” Asher sounded a bit wistful. He ruffled Silver’s gray-and-white fur and plopped an unself-conscious kiss on the top of the pup’s head. “It’s just him, his mama, and me now, until we find just the right person to take our little rapscallion in.”
Sera reached out a tentative hand to pet Silver, and received a generous tongue bath for her reward. “I’m sure you’ll find someone soon,” she said, feeling a pang at the thought of no longer seeing the little pooch around.
“Are we petting puppies or buying cars here?” Pauline’s voice interrupted them. “C’mon, before all the hybrids are gone.”
Sera sighed, knowing a nice, sensible vehicle—probably a Subaru, if Pauline had anything to say about it—lay in her very near future. And while she was excited about owning her first-ever automobile, she couldn’t say she was psyched that she’d be buying something so boring she’d probably have trouble picking it out in the parking lot. Still, she reminded herself. This is what sober people do. They make sober-minded life choices, and buy sober-minded cars. Suck it up, Sera.
“Right.” She hitched her shoulders into something resembling decent posture. “Let’s go.”
Next thing she knew, Sera was smushed up next to the very manly Israeli in the backseat of Pauline’s beat-up old Impreza, while Pauline and Hortencia chattered away up front. They could have been discussing anything from presidential politics to the best way to prepare gumbo, for all Sera paid heed. Her senses were centered squarely on the man pressed against her right side.
Fuck, he smelled good. Like, slather-me-in-butter-and-call-me-a-biscuit good. His hot-forge scent, in the confines of the suddenly tiny Subaru, was positively overwhelming. Would it be too obvious if I rolled down a window? she wondered. Because if I don’t do something to distract myself from those fantastic pheromones, I might start licking him. Right there in the hollow of his throat, where his collar is open just that tiny little…
“So,” Sera asked, trying to breathe shallowly. “Guess you know a lot about cars, huh, Ash?” But she wasn’t really focused on his answer. If I could make a dessert with a scent like that, she was thinking, women would be stuffing themselves silly with it.
“Almost nothing,” Ash replied blithely.
“Really?” she asked, distracted despite herself. “I would have pictured you as some sort of mechanical savant. You’re so… crafty, after all.” Sera winced, aware of how dumb that had sounded.
“Not at all.” He smiled. “In the army, I drove a Jeep, and we were taught to keep our equipment in good order, but beyond that, I never bothered much with the workings under the hood. I was always more interested in the mechanics of organic materials—growing things, the flex and give of wood, the alchemy of molten metal under my tools. Electronics, hoses, and combustion engines never appealed to me the same way.”
Sera was caught up in the vision of Asher wearing fatigues, probably toting an Uzi or something. She remembered all Israelis were required to serve in the military in their youth, but it was hard to see Asher in that light. Manly, yes. Militant—no. He was far too full of kindness and appreciation for life to strike her as a warrior.
She basked in that kindness whenever he turned it her way, but she knew if he ever learned the truth about her, it could easily turn to pity. A lump formed in Sera’s throat, all unexpected. If he looked under her hood, he’d find her as defective as they came.
An addict. A failure in her career. And less than a woman in the way that counted most.
She had no business fantasizing about… wait, what the hell was she fantasizing about when it came to Asher? Marriage? Babies? Mad, passionate, and most of all, fulfilling sex?
Sera was very much afraid the answer was “yes” to all three.
You’re buying a car, girlfriend, she scolded herself. Not a lifetime in some adobe dream house with a coyote fence and two-point-four unexpectedly attractive offspring. Stop daydreaming before you come to grief.
Sera inched away from Asher and stared out the window, hoping this mission would be quick.
It wasn’t.
Despite the earlier coolness of the day, it was hot out at the Auto Park, perhaps because there were no trees or any other sort of cover. The sun was beating down, Good, Bad and Ugly style upon the asphalt-paved lot, a hundred mini suns bouncing back at Sera from the hoods of highly polished vehicles, making her wish she hadn’t forgotten her sunglasses back at Aunt Pauline’s. She’d taken off her denim jacket and tied it around her waist, but sweat was still trickling down her neck and pooling uncomfortably in her cleavage (as she hoped Asher hadn’t noticed). A headache had started just above her brows, and she thought she might be a little dehydrated.