He smiled; the ends of the mustache pointed upward, emphasizing the smile’s smugness. “I know. You indicated on the phone your primary interest was in Senator Long.”
“That’s right.” I glanced around at the monumental spires of industry rising into the night sky; the smoke really was white-as if they were a cloud-making factory. “And seeing all this, it’s frankly hard to understand why Huey Long would make an enemy out of such a boon to his state.”
LeSage stopped. “Have you met the Senator, Mr. Davis?”
“No.”
“Well, if you’re able to get an interview with him…and you probably will be-he likes to show off for the ‘lyin’ press,’ ’ specially likes to play monkey for the Northern papers, keepin’ you folks off your guard…but when you get to talk to him, you’ll find out that logic is not one of his stronger suits.”
“I understand he’s a brilliant man.”
“He’s a brilliant child, Mr. Davis. Yes, I would say Standard Oil is a boon to this state, you’re correct. At this facility alone, we employ five thousand workers…several hundred more in management positions.”
Actually, I hadn’t seen more than a handful of workers, in their hard hats and jumpsuits; but that was deceiving. With a place as expansive as this one, it wouldn’t take long for handfuls of workers to add up to a number like five thousand.
LeSage began to stroll again; I fell in alongside him. His smile seemed mildly amused as he said, “Do you know why Huey Long has it in for Standard Oil?”
“For the same reason he has it in for Wall Street, I suppose. He thinks ‘robber barons’ should be stopped, and the wealth should be shared with the little guy.”
LeSage chuckled; it made his bow tie bobble. “Huey’s feud with Standard Oil has nothing at all to do with helping ‘the little guy’ and takin’ on the evil rich.”
“It doesn’t?”
“No. Not in the least.” He paused for effect. “It’s about Huey Long not gettin’ rich himself.”
LeSage stopped again; he gestured gently, with a lecturing forefinger, waving it like the laziest flag in the world. “When Huey was a young lawyer in Shreveport, he used to take payment for legal services in royalty shares and acreage allotments.”
“I don’t understand….”
“Oil had been found in the Pine Island area, nearby, and there was a boom on, y’see. Huey figured he’d be joinin’ the ranks of oil millionaires by the time he was thirty.”
“But he didn’t?”
LeSage shook his head, kept smiling that knowing little smile under that tiny twitchy mustache. “Not when the only available pipeline belonged to the Standard Oil Company.”
“And owning the pipeline made Standard the only game in town?”
“An astute observation, Mr. Davis.”
“And they weren’t exactly paying top dollar.”
The smile kept going. “If you don’t mind, since you are takin’ notes, and presumably plan to quote me…I’ll allow you to draw your own conclusions. But it would be fair to say, the shares and allotments Huey dreamed would make him so very wealthy were, in fact, next to worthless.”
This was all new to me-Alice Jean had filled me in on none of the facts behind Huey’s feud with Standard.
Despite her bitter outbursts, Alice Jean still retained some admiration for Huey’s defense of the common man and his interests. Now, as I strolled with Standard’s own lobbyist through the bowels of the fire-breathing dragon St. Huey so frequently battled, I finally understood what motivated the crusade.
“Revenge, Mr. Davis,” LeSage was saying. “Revenge, not public concern, fueled Huey Long’s Holy War against Standard Oil.”
“Didn’t you come close to getting him impeached, in ’29?”
“You know what they say about ‘close’ only countin’ in horseshoes, Mr. Davis.” LeSage shrugged. “Huey bought himself enough votes to stave off impeachment, more or less permanently. Ever hear of the Round Robin? You cover that story, up North in your papers?”
“Not that I know of.”
We were walking, again.
LeSage said, “He got fifteen senators to sign a document pledgin’ that no matter what Huey ever did, they’d never vote to impeach him; just enough votes-actually one extra-to block impeachment, no matter what the charges. He rewarded ’em with cushy jobs and patronage spoils. Like Huey says, he plays the legislature like a deck of cards.”
“You sound like you know Huey, personally.”
His laugh was barely perceptible. “Of course I do. I’m a lobbyist, Mr. Davis-I spend the majority of my time over at the capitol building, swimmin’ in that particular slough. I know Huey well. We get along just fine.” He grinned; so did the mustache. “You know where they say Huey used to hide that Round Robin document of his, for safe-keepin’?”
“Where?”
“In his girlfriend Alice Jean’s brassiere.”
Well, it wasn’t there now.
“What were the grounds of impeachment?” I asked.
“Huey tried to push through an exorbitant five-cents-a-barrel crude oil tax, in one of his ‘special sessions’ of the legislature. While obviously we didn’t get his behind tossed out of office, the fuss was enough to block the tax…for a while. Then-just last Christmas-he finally snuck it through.”
“That’s what got the Square Dealers so riled up, isn’t it?”
LeSage nodded; he gestured to the industrial landscape surrounding us. “Baton Rouge is a one-company town, Mr. Davis. We have thirty thousand inhabitants in our fair capital city-and some twenty-five thousand of them depend on Standard Oil’s payrolls. It’s not just our employees, you understand…it’s banks, retail businesses….”
“And, because of Huey’s tax, your company threatened to pull out of Baton Rouge.”
“Exactly.”
“Which led to armed insurrection in the streets of two American cities.” I shook my head. “Hard to picture, in this modern age.”
Now the cheery little man revealed a streak of cynicism.
“There’s nothing modern about the Huey Long approach, Mr. Davis,” he said. “It’s a technique that dates back to Genghis Khan, or Julius Caesar. Tyrants are as old as civilization.”
“Doing something about tyrants goes way back, too.”
He stopped; frowned at me. “Doing something?…”
“For every Caesar, there’s a Brutus.”
His mouth twitched with irritation. “Mr. Davis, are you fishin’ for some provocative comment, to titillate your readers? Because I’m afraid I have to say, as a representative of Standard Oil, I would only deplore any extralegal tactics that might-”
“The only law in Louisiana, it seems to me, is Huey Long.”
Only the sounds of fluid pumping and metal wheels turning filled the silence. A whiff of sulfur drifted through; was a deal with the devil about to be struck?
“There are those,” he said, “who would agree with you.”
I shrugged with my eyes and mouth, and said, “And I would imagine your company would be favorably disposed toward a ‘repeal’ of that law.”
“Mr. Davis…”
“My name isn’t Davis.”
LeSage’s affability and confidence evaporated; he was standing out in the midst of this snarl of pipes and tanks and tubes, in a darkness broken only periodically by security lighting and billowing flames above, at a location in one of the most chaotic states of the union, in the presence of an individual who had misrepresented himself and was talking murder.
“I’m afraid I don’t under-”
“My name is Heller. Nate Heller. I’m a bodyguard for Huey Long.”
He began to back up, in more ways than one. “I never said a word against Huey! If anythin’, you were puttin’ words in my mouth!”
I caught him by the arm; he was trembling. For a lot of people in Louisiana, it seemed, fear was always nearby.
“Take it easy,” I said. “I’m no reporter, but I am from Chicago.”
I gave him the same spiel I’d given Hamilton, about meeting Huey in Chicago, and recently landing this job as one of Huey’s inside men, and so on.
He was getting my drift; and he was settling down. His expression was sly as he said, “You say you’re willin’ to do just about anything for money?”