"I've seen it. We shot a man eleven times, and he took off like Carl Lewis."
"Eleven? Not even close to the record. Two cops in Compton cornered a Hydro-head with a Mac-10, took twenty-eight shots to bring him down. Bad drug."
"My guy's still alive."
"So's this guy. Has to be fed through a tube, though. We're thinking of using him as our new antidrug poster boy."
My faith in human nature restored, I checked Herb's office again. No Herb. I took his coffee, mine long gone, then went to check on Officer Fuller and the database.
"Just get in?" I asked.
He was hunched over his computer, squinting at a spreadsheet. I must have surprised him, because he flinched when he heard my voice.
"Oh, hi, Lieut. No, been here for a while. Why?"
"It's ten degrees in here, and you're sweating."
He smiled. "I've been blessed with a high metabolism."
"I wish I was that lucky. How's the database coming?"
"Slow. You've had a lot of arrests."
"I've been blessed with a long career. Any matches yet with County's sign-in book?"
He shook his head. "If I find one, you'll be the second to know."
"Thanks, Officer. Carmichael is retiring this October, which means a slot in the Detective Division is opening up."
Fuller mumbled something under his breath that I didn't make out.
"Pardon me?"
"Just saying a silent prayer, Lieut. I've been trying to get into DD for over a year, and you guys keep passing me over."
"You're a good cop, Fuller. But the cops that took those slots had seniority."
He mumbled something again, and I got the distinct impression I'd been insulted. I let it go. Fuller had a right to be disappointed -- he went above and beyond the call of duty to help Herb and me whenever possible, even off the clock. Fuller had a nose for homicide, especially the violent ones, and more than once his input had proven valuable.
Still, he'd only been a cop for three years, and no one rose up the ranks that quickly. The system didn't allow it.
"Don't have anything yet, huh?" I asked.
"Not yet, but if there's something, I'll find it."
I thanked him, and noticed Benedict out of the corner of my eye. Actually, I'd heard him before seeing him. He was whistling.
"Good morning, Herb."
"Morning, Jack." He smiled, and then winked.
I eyed him suspiciously. "Everything okay, Herb?"
"Everything is wonderful. Couldn't be better."
"You're late this morning."
"I slept in." Herb winked again.
"Is something wrong with your eye?"
"No. Why?"
"You keep winking at me."
"Just in a good mood, that's all. Are we off to shake down the dealer?"
He put his hands in his pockets and rocked back on his heels.
"Yeah. I'll stop by my office for a bag. You sure you're okay?"
"I'm absolutely perfect, Jack." And he winked at me again.
I went to my desk, followed by some weird alternate-universe version of my partner, and retrieved a plastic bag filled with powdered sugar. Davi's supposed dealer probably wouldn't be forthcoming with the police. The bag would help him loosen his tongue.
I handed it to Herb. In this day and age, it was risky for a woman to frisk a man, and vice versa. Sexual harassment laws protected criminals too.
After a quick stroll through the desert that was our parking lot, we got into Herb's Camaro and he cranked up the air. It was only a matter of time before the constant flux between hot and cold would give me pneumonia.
Herb pulled onto Lake Shore Drive, heading south. Chicago didn't seem to be bothered by the heat. People littered the walkways along the beach, and a few suicidal individuals were even jogging. Out on Lake Michigan, hundreds of boats competed for space. It looked as if someone sprinkled some kosher salt on a gigantic polished mirror.
Herb began whistling again, keeping tempo by drumming his fingers on the steering wheel.
"All right," I said after five minutes of biting my tongue. "Spill it."
"Spill what?"
"Why you're so damn happy."
"What do you mean?"
"It's like you've been possessed by one of the Care Bears."
He looked at me, and winked.
"There are some things best kept private, Jack."
"That's bull, Herb. We're partners. We have no secrets."
"You sure?"
"I'm sure."
Herb winked at me again. I made a fist, ready to slug him.
"Okay. Bernice and I were . . . intimate last night."
I stared at him.
"That's all? You're this happy because you got laid?"
He smiled. "Five times."
I did a double take.
"Five times?"
He nodded. "Three last night, and then two more this morning."
I looked at Benedict with newfound respect.
"You haven't been possessed by a Care Bear. You've been possessed by a porn star."
He winked at me again. "Viagra."
"Really?"
"Bernice and I have been doing the once-a-week thing for thirty years. So last night I decided to spice things up a bit."
"Apparently it worked."
"I was a dynamo, Jack. You should see the scratch marks on my back."
I had no idea how to respond to that. Pat him on the shoulder? Tell him to nail her once for me? I settled on, "That's great."
"She was begging me for mercy, Jack. But I kept a-goin'. I haven't heard her scream like that since--"
"Herb," I interrupted, "you were right. Maybe we should keep some things private."
Colin Andrews's neighborhood was primarily low-income. Gang-bangers flashing colors eyed us, trying to figure out what business a white couple in a new sports car had in their hood. At a stoplight, a kid with baggy pants pimp-walked up to the passenger side and tapped on my window.
"Y'all lost?"
I smiled at him. "Five-O. Y'all holding?"
He put his hands in the air and backed off, smiling at me with gold caps. The way he wore his bandanna told me he was a Gangsta Disciple. Couldn't have been more than twelve years old.
"I blame rap music," Herb said.
"That's much easier than blaming the parents."
"I'm serious. Think about how gang violence would be reduced if they all listened to Perry Como."
"Reduced? I think they'd riot. Hell, I'd riot."
Ninety-sixth Street had more potholes than asphalt, and Herb cringed every time his car took a dip. Andrews's apartment building was the nicest one on the block, but that didn't mean much. Graffiti still colored the sidewalk and walls, and three divots in the front door were obvious bullet holes.
Herb parked directly in front of the building, on the street. Our leather badge cases had cords attached, and we hung our stars around our necks. I got out of the car, feeling the same sense of uneasiness I always felt when on the South Side, being a white female cop. None of those traits were looked upon with respect here.
Herb turned to me. "What's your take on this?"
I knew what he meant. It was unlikely Davi McCormick got her drugs from Colin, unless he made frequent visits to the Gold Coast -- dealers tend to stay local. And two severed arms planted in the county morgue wasn't your typical gang-related or drug-related crime.
"The calls from her apartment were to his cell phone. Maybe we'll get lucky."
The security door had a broken lock, allowing us an easy entry. The lobby reeked of heat and decay. More graffiti tags marked the walls, and someone had shattered two of the three hallway lights.
Colin Andrews rented an apartment on the first floor. The number had been removed from the door, but we figured it out by counting.
Herb rapped his knuckle on the door.
"Colin Andrews? Chicago PD."
No answer.
"Mr. Andrews, this is the police. We'd like to ask you some questions. It's in your best interest to open the door."
"How it my best interest letting cops in?"
"Because if you don't talk to us," Benedict said, "we'll start knocking on all of your neighbors' doors. It would be hard for you to live here if everyone thought you were a police snitch."