"I thought she was killed eighteen hours ago."
Herb gave me a pained look, and I put two and two together.
"Rushlo?"
"Yeah. He's got the new high score on my personal Yuck Scale."
I got an involuntary image of Derrick, naked and grunting on top of Eileen's corpse, and immediately buried it. While the concept unnerved me, it didn't completely surprise me. Being a cop for so long, I had zero faith in humanity.
"Necrophilia isn't a crime, right?" I asked.
"If not, it should be. He hasn't cracked yet?"
"Hasn't said a word. You want to take a shot?"
Herb nodded. We walked back to the interrogation room and Herb popped his head inside.
"Ready to deal?"
The lawyer sighed, loud and long.
"I'm sorry, Detective. He refuses to say anything."
Herb sat in the chair across from Rushlo, and I stood behind him, wearing my no-BS face.
"We just got some X-rays, Derrick. They confirm the woman is Eileen Hutton. We're going to charge you with first-degree murder. I've spoken with the assistant state's attorney, and if you make a statement and name the partner, we'll go easy on you."
Rushlo began to hum again. I felt an urge to whack him upside the head.
"Are you not talking because you're worried about your partner? Or are you embarrassed to admit what you did to Eileen after you received the body?"
Rushlo's lawyer furrowed his brow.
"What do they mean, Derrick? What did you do to the body?"
I dropped the papers on the table. "We have evidence that your client had sexual relations with the corpse, roughly two hours ago."
I'd never seen a lawyer look so completely disgusted. In a way, it was refreshing.
"Derrick -- I think you need to get other representation."
Rushlo turned to him, panicked.
"You're my cousin! You can't desert me!"
"I don't know if I can handle this, Derrick. My specialty is DUIs, not humping dead bodies."
"I don't have anyone else!"
The lawyer gathered up his things and stood.
"I'll make some calls, see if I can find someone. Don't say anything without counsel present."
He made a sick face, then left the room.
I wanted to keep going at Rushlo, but no lawyer meant no questions. We booked him, taking prints and mugs, and tossed him into a holding cell.
"Dammit, Herb. I really don't think he's going to give up his partner."
"We can check Rushlo's background. Try to narrow it down."
"That will take time. And meanwhile, we've got a crazy cop running around, slicing up call girls."
"How about a mole ploy?"
I considered it.
"What if one of the cops here is the killer? Maybe that's why Rushlo is so scared."
Herb rubbed his mustache.
"Bring in someone from the outside? Stick a wire on him, stick him in the cell, maybe he could get Rushlo to give up a name."
"Do you know anyone other than cops? Someone who would know how to get information out of him?"
"I know a few retired cops. I could make a few calls. How about you?"
I shook my head. "No one."
"How about your ex-partner? That McGlade guy?"
"No. He'd find some way to make everything worse."
"We've only got tonight, Jack. Tomorrow they'll ship Rushlo to the county lock-up. We wouldn't be able to get a mole in there."
"McGlade is an idiot."
"He used to be a cop. Plus he owes you one, from the way they depicted you in that awful TV movie. Remember how they made you into a binge eater, constantly shoving things into your mouth? That must have been humiliating."
I thought about McGlade's suspended PI license, and knew I could use that to get him to help. But, dammit, it was using a machine gun to kill a gnat.
"If the choice is working with Harry, or letting a maniac run free, I'm not sure which is the worse of the two."
"Call him."
"Maybe I can dress up as a man and do it myself. I can paint on a mustache with mascara."
"Call him."
"Ah, hell."
I needed to dial directory assistance to get McGlade's number. As his phone rang, I silently hoped he wouldn't pick up.
"This is Harry McGlade, World's Greatest Private Detective, featured in the television movie Fatal Autonomy. Talk to me."
I swallowed a gallon of pride. "Harry, it's Jack."
"Jackie! Calling to give me good news about my license?"
"Sort of. I need a favor."
"Consider it done, sugar. I had no idea you wanted to ride the Harry Rocket, but I'm more than happy to give you a taste. I usually like them younger, though."
"Even if you tied me down, McGlade, I'd chew off my own arms to get away. I need you to run the mole ploy for me."
"Gimme details."
I filled Harry in, lowering my voice when a pair of cops walked past.
"And if I help you out with the stiff-sticker, you'll get me my license back?"
"You have my word."
"I'll be there in half an hour, ready to be wired. See you soon."
Harry hung up. Herb gave me a pat on the shoulder.
"It's for the greater good, Jack."
I took a deep breath and rubbed my temples.
"That's what Oppenheimer said."
Chapter 17
"Want to help me tape on the wire?"
McGlade waggled his eyebrows at me. He'd unbuttoned his shirt, exposing a flabby chest completely carpeted with curly brown hair. It was like looking at a gorilla, if the gorilla used Rogaine.
"Is it a full moon?" Herb asked.
"Could be," McGlade answered. "Does the full moon turn you into a fat pig?"
Herb narrowed his eyes. Harry had a wonderful way of immediately getting on a person's bad side.
"Don't get angry, Porky." Harry grinned. "It's just a joke."
Herb folded his arms. "For your information, I just lost ten pounds."
"You didn't lose them -- they're hiding in your ass."
I stepped between them and used some tape to attach the lavaliere microphone to Harry's chest. More tape than necessary.
"You're so gentle, Jackie. You're turning me on."
Harry put his hand on my hip, and I pinched his nipple hard enough to draw milk. He yelped and dropped his hand.
Herb shook his head in disbelief; Harry got that reaction a lot. "You were right, Jack. He's an idiot."
"Herb," I warned.
"A fourteen-karat, card-carrying idiot. How did you survive all those years with him as a partner?"
"Why are you in such a bad mood?" Harry asked. "Your local grocery store run out of Sara Lee?"
Benedict pointed a finger in McGlade's face. "You make one more fat joke . . ."
"And you'll do what? Eat me?"
Benedict got in McGlade's face, and I had to pull him away.
"Can you both please act like professionals?"
"Careful, Jackie, when he's done with me he may still be hungry."
Benedict grabbed a fistful of Harry's chest hair and yanked out a patch. McGlade screamed, then went for his shoulder holster.
"Sit!" I ordered Harry. "And back off, Herb."
Harry glowered at Herb, then sat back down. Benedict rolled his eyes and walked over to the other side of the room, giving Harry his back.
"Here's the deal, McGlade. We know Rushlo's got an accomplice, and we believe it's a cop. We need a name."
"No problem."
"You have to play it cool in there, try to get him to open up. You've read the file."
"Yeah. He's a mortician, and he likes his sex partners at room temperature. I'll get the info, Jackie. I'm good at this."
Benedict chortled.
"You may scoff, Detective Butterball, but I've worked undercover many times before. In fact, I'm a master of disguise. Guess who I am now."
Benedict took the bait and looked. Harry crossed his eyes and scrunched his neck down, giving himself a big double chin.
"I lost ten pounds on the donut diet," Harry grunted.
Herb made a fist, looked at me, and then excused himself from the room.