‘And what about that other girl?’ said Lilah. She always referred to me this way.
‘Oh, she’s in it,’ said Fleur. She was unbuckling the straps of a wicker hamper to look inside. ‘She’s the dark queen. Dandy or… Actually, she can’t be called Dandy if she’s a dark queen.’
Crouched there behind my log basket I could only agree: Pearl, Fleur and Aurora seemed the most elegant, graceful names imaginable to me (until years later when Hugh cut through my enthralment by saying it sounded as though their parents did not have full use of their tongues and wanted to make life easy).
The thought of Hugh now cut just as decisively through my reverie and I returned, blinking, to the present, with the telephone chattering in my hand.
‘So on three counts, Dandy,’ Pearl was saying as I put the telephone to my ear again, ‘you are an angel sent from heaven for me. Well, four, if we’re to count how much I adore you and always have and always shall.’
‘And the other three?’ I asked. Either the Lipscott Delight had increased in intensity in the two decades since that summer or my nature had soured, because what had enchanted me then was pretty sickening now.
‘Well, first, of course, Fleur always loved you like a sister.’
‘Hm,’ I said. This might well have been true but Fleur Lipscott had two real sisters whom she presumably loved like sisters too, and I could not see why I should be at the head of the queue.
‘And then there’s the fact that you’re up there. Right on the spot.’
‘I am?’ I said. ‘Where is she?’
‘Scotland,’ said Pearl with all the complacency of one who has seldom been there and has no conception of the vast empty stretches of it nor the scarcity and inadequacy of the roads. She, no doubt, thought of Scotland as a dark blur outside a sleeper carriage, which revealed itself to be a grouse moor in the morning.
‘Whereabouts in “Scotland”?’ I asked her.
‘Place called Portpatrick,’ Pearl supplied. ‘Or was it St Patrick? It sounded wonderful, that I do know.’
‘Hm,’ I said again. With a name like that it had to be somewhere round the western edges and getting to it might be nasty.
‘So I rang up Daisy Esslemont and she said your name straight away.’
‘No doubt,’ I replied. ‘Despite the fact that Daisy is “up here” too and she and Fleur know one another rather well, don’t they?’ I was sure they did and, although I could not quite reach the memory, something about it troubled me; no more than a whisper of unease like a strand of hair on one’s face that one can blow away with a breath, but still it was there.
‘And she told me your marvellous news. You are brave and clever and wonderful and-’
‘What news?’ I asked, cutting in. One of my sons’ most revolting habits (from a very strong field) was the making of sick-noises in response to uncalled-for sentiment but I felt a quick tug just then towards making some of my own.
‘Gilver and Osborne!’ said Pearl. ‘A detective agency! I could hardly believe my ears. I always thought of you as such a placid soul. So unconcerned and untroubled by life’s slings and brickbats.’
‘Arrows,’ I said. ‘And you make me sound positively bovine.’
‘Exactly!’ said Pearl. ‘Now, if any of us were going to be a detective, I’d have thought Aurora was the one. So foxy and quick and such a spark of intelligence.’
At this, I took the earpiece away from my head and stared at it. Aurora Lipscott had spent that entire Pereford summer wearing daisy chains in her hair and was famous in the family for her inability to swim underwater, being so plump that even with Pearl and me pushing her down and little Fleur actually sitting on top of her she would bob to the surface in seconds like a doughnut in hot oil. Foxy was not a word one would ever have used of the girl. Of course, I had not seen much of the woman she had become, but I would have bet my own money that nothing much had changed and it was the Lipscott Delight that was behind her sister’s testimonial.
‘Intelligent or not,’ I said, but provoked no murmur, ‘I have somehow managed to carve out a place for myself in the field, it’s true.’
‘And with a very dashing business partner too,’ Pearl went on. ‘“Leonine and glowing”, Daisy said. “Roseate, aflame”.’
‘She never did, you big fibber,’ I said.
‘She did!’ said Pearl. ‘“A red-haired young man who worships the ground you walk upon”. I’m quoting her directly.’
I rolled my eyes at Bunty, who was lying stretched on the hearthrug of my sitting room and staring at me with wrinkled brow. Dalmatians are not known for their foxiness either and at thirteen years old she was past new tricks, so I had abandoned hope that she would ever understand telephones and stop assuming that each time I started talking in a room where she and I were alone I must be addressing her. It induced great guilt in me that I must appear to be speaking to her in such an un-doggy monotone and using not a one of her favourite words.
‘We get along very well as colleagues,’ I said to Pearl, squashing any notions of adoration. Bunty groaned and resettled herself facing away from me, just one ear still cocked my way.
‘And it’s marvellous of darling Hugh to embrace his horizons expanding into such lightness and…’ Here Pearl lost hold of the metaphor and let it float away. ‘Daisy said he and the young golden god are true friends, that the three of you together are-’
‘No, Pearl, she didn’t,’ I said. ‘Hugh and Alec get along perfectly nicely. And Hugh is quite happy about my detecting because I’ve made a lot of money at it. I keep a fair bit of this place going these days.’
‘Oh Dandy,’ Pearl said. ‘You poor thing. You never used to let such dull thoughts darken your heart.’
Now this was beyond cheek, because when Pearl had ‘finally married at almost twenty-five’ it was to a man many years older than her who spoke of nothing but golf and the gold standard, but was as rich as a sheik from refrigerated shipping.
‘Well, nothing darkens the heart like the dull thought of selling up and moving to a bungalow, so I’ll just struggle on,’ I said. ‘Am I to understand then that you’re telling me about Fleur in my professional capacity?’
‘Sort of,’ said Pearl. ‘Not exactly. Yes and no. I mean, a detective is practically legal. I’m appealing to you as a… wise woman.’ I forbore from telling her that I had a flat rate, never mind whether she wanted wisdom or the law. ‘It’s just that something’s wrong with Fleur and I’m terribly worried about her. She’s made such gargantuan strides – Amazonian really – since that dreadful time but now, from her letters, I find myself wondering if some sort of the old trouble might not be rearing its head again.’
‘What time?’ I said. ‘What trouble?’
‘Ah, well,’ said Pearl. ‘Much better to lift our eyes to the hills and look forward to a better future.’ I said nothing. ‘But I suppose, to give you an idea… Fleur did have a rather unsettled patch, at the end of the war and just after.’
That was it! The hook twitched in my cheek once more and I was gone. Not so far this time; only to 1918 and Daisy and Silas’s first Armistice Ball, which was repeated year after year on its anniversary (and which started my detecting career, in a roundabout sort of way). Fleur, Pearl and Aurora were all there, of course, Aurora sitting out the dances in a loose-fitting gown. Even at that her mother-in-law sniped the evening away about the scandal of her appearing at all in her condition, until at last Pearl and I took pity and made up a bridge four with both of them. Pearl was more than happy not to be on the floor since a life of refrigerated shipping (she had found) makes for a wonderful provider but a poor dancing partner. Hugh of course was delighted at my taking myself away. He bowed, looked at his pocket watch and headed off towards the billiards room like a dog who smelled a bone.