I looked to Mickey. "What's going on?"
Alexei bounced over. "Is Luna you want to go, yes? Krislov will get you there. I promise. The elevators are not safe. Not for you. So I come to get you, da.I swim the whole way." He slapped his belly, indicating the wetsuit. He started to peel off the harness, which held his scuba gear. "I take free ride in the ballast tank. Nobody knows I am here. My people book for cabins to Luna. We all get bumped for Mister Fatwallets. No problem. We still go home." Grinning proudly, he tucked his Self‑Contained Universal Breathing Apparatus into the orange webbing on the wall.
Mickey finished what he was doing and floated down–or was it up?–to drift next to Douglas. He angled himself into the same general orientation and looked across at Alexei. "All of you? You're allleaving? All the Loonies?"
Alexei looked grim. "As fast as we can, gospodin.Is very bad, all over. Worse than you imagine. Worse than you canimagine. But no problem." He reached over and squeezed Mickey's shoulder. "Alexei will take care of you. What you told me was very useful, da.I looked, I saw. I made calls. I have clients who worry. I solve their problems. I move their money from here to there, I make money moving it. I move a lot of money now, I make a lot. What you told me, Mickey–I am very rich now. I was rich before, but now I am very very rich. Believe it. Before they shut down money wires, you have no idea how much dollars and euros this clever Lunatic has dry‑cleaned. And with money wires shut down now, Alexei cannot send the money on, so Alexei takes care of it. A very great deal of it. I cannot count all the zeroes. And I keep the interest too. But shutting down the flow of money will not keep it on Earth, no. Money is like water. It goes where it wants to. And if there is not a way, it makes a way." He tapped his chest. "I am the way. I find the way. I deliver in person, if necessary. Do you know how much money I am worth because of you? Never mind, you cannot afford to ask."
Krislov grinned. "I tell you this, you are worth almost as much. Remember? I make promise to you? I keep that promise. I flow the money through dummy companies. I cannot hold all companies in my name, so I put some of them in your names. All your names–even the monkey. You are all technically very very rich. At any moment, there could be billions of techno‑dollars flowing through your accounts, around and around and around–we keep the money going, they can't find it. They shut the wires down, the money is supposed to stop. But it doesn't. It leaks. Every beam of light is a leak."
I interrupted with a yawn. "Yeah, but– why did you have to wake us up?"
"Because, while I am floating in ballast, I am still on phone. I am coordinating, yes? No.The wires are shut down, remember? But I listen to Line chatter. Why? Because I am nosy, da?Yes, I am–but also because in my business, it is a good idea to listen. So I listen to Line chatter. And I hear. What do I hear?" He opened his palms in a free‑fall shrug. "I hear about paladins. Do you know what paladins are, Charles?"
I shook my head.
"Bounty hunters. Freelance marshals. They specialize in extradition. They track you down, they catch you, they bring you back where you don't want to go. This is why I ride in ballast. I always make my own travel plans. Is much safer, because suddenly–I can't imagine why, can you?–people at Geostationary want to talk to Alexei. About business? Probably, but maybe I don't want to talk about business. Certainly not mybusiness. So after I deliver you to passenger cabin, I go to cargo bay. As soon as car is on its way, I think we are all safe, but I am wrong. I listen to Line chatter, what do I hear? I hear about paladins at Farpoint waiting for cars to arrive. Maybe they are looking for me? I am disappointed. Only a little. Mostly they are looking for dingalings. Four dingalings and a monkey. Award money is substantial. You are very valuable to somebody, Douglas and Charles and little stinking one. And Mickey too.
"So, I float in tank, I think–I think I cannot let them catch Din‑gillians. Why? Because some of my companies are in your names and until I can get where I can rearrange the money‑flow, I do not want you in that pipeline. Also because I owe you. So, I think–and da,I can do it. I come and get you. I wake Mickey and Douglas. They grab you and Stinky. We all come back here. We bundle up warm."
"But–so what?" I asked. "If we're not in our cabin, they'll search the rest of the cars. They'll still catch us."
"I don't think so," Alexei laughed. Something went thumpjust outside the cargo bay. "Because we are getting off here."
FALLING
Then something else went clank and thunkand finally bumpf.Alexei held up a hand for silence, as if he were counting off something in his head. "Wait– da!"He gestured excitedly. "Feel that?"
"No–what?" It sort of felt like we were moving sideways. It was hard to tell in microgravity.
"We are off of track. Swinging around into launch bay."
"Launch bay–?"
"Not to worry, little frightened one. Is not the first time a Lunatic has done this. Is first time that Alexei Krislovhas done this, yes–but is because this is first time I have need to."
"Do what–?" I demanded. Even Douglas looked worried.
Something outside the car made a noise that sounded like un‑clank–and then everything was abruptly silent. All the background noises of the Line and the elevator car were gone. The effect was terrifying.I'd never heard so much silence in my life before.
"We are on our way to moon," Alexei said. "We cheat the bounty marshals. We ride with cargo. In four hours, elevator arrives at Whirl‑away. Marshals show warrants, they go to cabin, they open door–but Dingillian family is nowhere, da? Da."
Ahorrible cold feeling was creeping up my spine. "Where are we?" I demanded. "What did you do?"
"We have jumped off Line. We go to moon. We ride with cargo."
" We're off the Line–?"
" Da."
The cold feeling turned into a churning one. "Douglas–!" I wailed.
The emptiness outside the walls pressed in on me like a nightmare. I couldn't escape. It was even worse because there were no windows! It was down in all directions–we were falling into the dark!
I started flailing in panic– "I don't want to do this! We've gotta go back. Make him take us back! I can't do this, Douglas! We've gotta go back–"
Douglas grabbed me, held me tight in the same kind of bear hug that I always used on Stinky. He pushed me up against something, a tank or a tube, and anchored himself on the webbing to hold us both steady. "Chigger–don't go crazy on me!"
"I can't do this, Douglas. I can't!" I started blubbering. "I'm scared! There's nothing to hold on to out here!"
"Hold on to me–just hold on. I'm right here." He held me tight in one arm, his face close to mine. He touched my face with his free hand. "Look at me, Charles. I'm just as scared as you. But we're not going to die. Nothing bad is going to happen to us. I've got you right here. And you've got me. We've got air, we've got water. We'll be three days getting there–"
" No, Doug, please–" I started to come apart. "I can't do this, not for three days. There's gotta be a way to get back–"
"Charles, you know better than that. & There isn't any way back.The pod has been flung off the line. We're going to the moon. There's no way to stop it. There's no way to turn around.