Lenore takes her copy and thumbs through it. The printing is too small, she thinks, it’d give anyone a headache by page two. There are also graphs, charts, columns of numbers, and illustrations. The last page is filled with a large and very intricate picture of a brain. The page is crammed with writing and dozens of black lines that stretch between areas of the brain and definitions of what the areas are called. Lenore thinks the odds are pretty good that she won’t read a single word. If the doc can’t give her the basics in conversation, he’s in trouble. She’s got a backlog of reading of her own at home, stuff that could refine the direction of her life, give her even more of an edge than she’s already got.
Dr. Woo prepares to speak by making his hand into a fist, bringing it up in front of his mouth, and forcing himself to cough a few times. Lenore interprets this to mean that he’ll speak too softly and be a boring pain in the ass. But as soon as the first words flow from his mouth, she knows she’s completely wrong. He’s got a beautiful speaking voice, low, distinct, strong but rich with hints of emotion and emphasis.
“As Mayor Welby said, my name is Frederick Woo, and I’ve been asked to come here today for two reasons. First, to try to give you a brief and intelligible explanation of what the small red pill that you see inside this capsule can do to the human brain. And second, because I consulted briefly with Leo and Inez Swann during their tenure with the Institute.”
He gives this sly, almost mischievous grin, and stares directly at Lenore. For a second, it seems like he’s got nothing more to say, but then he slaps the table with a flat palm and, without taking his eyes off her, continues.
“Well, let’s give it a shot.” He reaches into his satchel again, like a magician going for a rabbit, and he pulls out a plastic model of a brain. Like the kind you’d see in some high school science class, all color-coded and with parts that can be removed. It’s about the size of a softball, maybe a little smaller. Woo puts it out on the table in front of him and Lenore thinks it suddenly resembles a small pet, something the doctor needs for companionship.
“I was formally trained as a specialist in linguistics, then took a detour at the end of my training and went back to square one to get a second degree in neuropsychology. This,” and he places his long index finger on the top of the model brain, “is where those two fields intersect. What I’ve been asked to do this morning is quite impossible. So let’s get started.”
He leans forward, places his whole hand over the top of the brain, and begins to talk rapidly and in a friendly, joking manner.
“Okay. We’ve all got one of these, I’m pretty sure. It’s a very useful piece of equipment. There’s a lot we don’t know about it. A lot we thought we knew that was proved wrong. We guess a lot about this organ. I personally think it scares us a bit. Because so many answers are buried inside it. And we don’t know if those answers will free us up, prove us to be the supermen we really secretly hope we are. Or if the answers will limit us, show us to be animals that know a lot of impressive parlor tricks and little more.”
He takes his hand off the brain and points to a specific area on the left side of the model.
“This little town here is called the anterior speech cortex. That’s its official name. You, like me, can call it Broca’s area. It’s a hell of a town. Got quite a little industry going here. But, you know, like any growing industry, every now and then you have some kind of rough industrial accident …”
Under his breath, Richmond whispers to Lenore, “What the Christ is this dickhead talking about?”
“Guess what happens when Broca’s area has one of those industrial accidents?”
The table is silent. The mayor looks uncomfortable. He stares down at his folded hands like he was praying.
Woo looks at Lenore and says, “Detective …”
“Thomas.”
“Detective Thomas, any idea?”
Lenore sighs and says, “Planeload of lawyers flies in the next day.”
The table laughs and Woo loves it. He gives a huge smile, then moves his tongue in a circle, licking his lips.
“A wonderful guess by Detective Thomas. Close, but no. You have an accident in this area, you can’t speak. You’re an instant mute. You don’t have any choice in the matter.”
He moves his index finger to an area toward the back of the model.
“This is another hot little town call Wernicke’s area. They have an industrial accident here, bingo, you can’t understand language, spoken to you, or written down for you to read, though you might be able to babble, make incomprehensible languagelike noise that no one else can understand.”
“You’re an instant idiot,” Peirce says.
Woo shakes his head. “No, not exactly, though you might be mistaken for one. At this point you’re all asking yourselves why you had to get up this morning to listen to all this.”
He grabs the bubble and places it next to the brain.
“As Agent Lehmann told you, two red pills were found in the course of searching the Swanns’ home. This is the second one. The first one we tested the hell out of. Both in the lab and—” he pauses, smiles—“up at Spooner Correctional Institute …”
The Mayor interrupts and says, “None of you heard that, please,” and Woo goes on.
“Because of the constraints of time and other factors, I’m forced to do some inexcusable generalizing right now. Broca’s area is that part of your brain where language is produced. Wernicke’s area is that part of your brain where language is understood and interpreted. When you swallow that red pill, it does something very interesting to you. It makes a crazy dash straight for both of those parts of your brain. Most drugs can’t do that. Your brain is usually protected by a curtain of protein that acts like a moat. Some things can get through. Like a lot of items from your line of work. Alcohol, cocaine, heroin. This red pill gets through with a vengeance, with an ease I’ve never seen before. And then it seems to know exactly where it wants to go. It seems to have heard all about these places called Broca and Wernicke. It seems to want to move right in, make itself at home. It gets busy right away. What I’m saying is that the drug somehow supercharges those two areas. It gives them a kind of speed and strength and flexibility, if you will, that they just don’t normally have.”
Woo lets his eyes roam around the table, trying to read faces and gauge understanding.
“Now, in its quest to upgrade your standard-issue language equipment, Lingo exhibits some side effects. It sends a few fellow travelers off to the pleasure centers of the brain. I’d consider this an inherent perk in the drug’s main business trip. There’s a big adrenaline release, like a solid amphetamine rush, but it’s very controlled, very regulated, an incremental buildup. It would most likely lack any of the jaggedness or anxiousness produced by the badly processed street speed that you people deal with.”
Woo pauses, takes a breath and smiles slightly.
“We gave a sample of the drug to two”—he pauses—“volunteers at Spooner Correctional. I don’t think I’m overstating the case to say that what I observed in one hour could have a revolutionary impact on fields as diverse as brain biochemistry and neuropsychology, cybernetics, linguistics, all the semiological disciplines, both hard and soft …”
His words trail off as he realizes the futility of trying to make this group share his reverie.
“We administered small amounts of the drug to two inmates and then sequestered them in a lab under absolute physiological and neurological monitoring. After approximately five minutes, we began to perceive certain changes in their general conditions, reflexes and motor responses, this type of thing. Their heart rates increased, but not alarmingly. Their brain activity was slightly elevated. But to cut to the chase, ladies and gentlemen, the evidence that something quite significant was happening within the confines of their skulls came straight from their own mouths.”