"I feel I've been wrung through a wringer," Maggie said.
She made little plucking motions at the front of her dress.
Now collections of parked trucks and RVs appeared in clearings at random intervals-no humans around, no visible explanation for anybody's stopping there. Maggie had noticed this on her earlier trips and never understood it. Were the drivers off fishing, or hunting, or what? Did country people have some kind of secret life?
"Another thing is their banks," she told Ira. "All these towns have banks that look like itty-bitty brick houses, have you noticed? With yards around them, and flower beds. Would you put your faith in such a bank?"
"No reason not to."
"I just wouldn't feel my money was secure."
"Your vast wealth," Ira teased her.
"I mean it doesn't seem professional."
"Now, according to the map," he said, "we could stay on Route One a good deal farther up than Oxford. Serena had us cutting off at Oxford, if I heard you right, but. . . Check it for me, will you?"
Maggie took the map from the seat between them and opened it, one square at a time. She was hoping not to have to spread it out completely. Ira would get after her
^ for refolding it wrong. "Oxford," she said. "Is that in Maryland or Pennsylvania?"
"It's in Pennsylvania, Maggie. Where Highway Ten leads off to the north."
"Well, then! I distinctly remember she told us to take Highway Ten."
"Yes, but if we ... Have you been listening to a word I say? If we stayed on Route One, see, we could make better time, and I think there's a cutoff further up that would bring us directly to Deer Lick."
"Well, she must have had a reason, Ira, for telling us Highway Ten."
"A reason? Serena? Serena Gill have a reason?"
She shook out the map with a crackle. He always talked like that about her girlfriends. He acted downright jealous of them. She suspected he thought women got together on the sly and gossiped about their husbands.
Typicaclass="underline" He was so self-centered. Although sometimes it did happen, of course.
"Did that service station have a snack machine?" she asked him.
"Just candy bars. Stuff you don't like."
"I'm dying of hunger."
"I could have got you a candy bar, but I thought you wouldn't eat it."
"Didn't they have potato chips or anything? I'm starving."
"Baby Ruths, Fifth Avenues ..."
She made a face and went back to the map.
"Well, I would say take Highway Ten," she told him.
"I could swear I saw a later cutoff."
"Not really," she said.
"Not really? What does that mean? Either there's a cutoff or there isn't."
"Well," she said, "to tell the truth, I haven't quite located Deer Lick yet."
He flicked on his turn signal. "We'll find you someplace to eat and I'll take another look at the map," he said.
"Eat? I don't want to eat!"
"You just said you were starving to death."
"Yes, but I'm on a diet! All I want is a snack!"
"Fine. We'll get you a snack, then," he said.
"Really, Ira, I hate how you always try to undermine my diets."
"Then order a cup of coffee or something. I need to look at the map."
He was driving down a paved road that was lined with identical new ranch houses, each with a metal toolshed out back in the shape of a tiny red barn trimmed in white. Maggie wouldn't have thought there'd be any place to eat in such a neighborhood, but sure enough, around the next bend they found a frame building with a few cars parked in front of it. A dusty neon sign glowed in the window: NELL'S GROCERY & CAFE. Ira parked next to a Jeep with a- Judas Priest sticker on the bumper. Maggie opened her door and stepped out, surreptitiously hitching up the crotch of her panty hose.
The grocery smelled of store bread and waxed paper. It reminded her of a grade-school lunchroom. Here and there women stood gazing at canned goods. The cafe lay at the rear-one long counter, with faded color photos of orange scrambled eggs and beige link sausages lining the wall behind it. Maggie and Ira settled on adjacent stools and Ira flattened his map on the counter. Maggie watched the waitress cleaning a griddle. She sprayed it with something, scraped up thick gunk with a spatula, and sprayed again. From behind she was a large white rectangle, her gray bun tacked down with black bobby pins. "What you going to order?" she asked finally, not turning around.
Ira said, "Just coffee for me, please," without looking up from his map.
Maggie had more trouble deciding. She took off her sunglasses and peered at the color photos. "Well, coffee too, I guess," she said, "and also, let me think, I ought to have a salad or something, but-"
"We don't serve any salads," the waitress said. She set aside her spray bottle and came over to Maggie, wiping her hands on her apron. Her eyes, netted with wrinkles, were an eerie light green, like old beach glass.
"The onliest thing I could offer is the lettuce and tomato from a sandwich."
"Well, maybe just a sack of those taco chips from the rack, then," Maggie said happily. "Though I know I shouldn't." She watched the waitress pour two mugs of coffee. "I'm trying to lose ten pounds by Thanksgiving. I've been working on the same ten pounds forever, but this time I'm determined."
"Shoot! You don't need to lose weight," the woman said, setting the mugs in front of them. The red stitching across her breast pocket read Mabel, a name Maggie had not heard since her childhood. What had become of all the Mabels? She tried to picture giving a new little baby that name.
Meanwhile the woman was telling her, "I despise how everybody tries to look like a toothpick nowadays."
"That's what Ira says; he likes me the weight I am now," Maggie said. She glanced over at Ira but he was deep in his map, or else just pretending to be. It always embarrassed him when she took up with outsiders. "But then anytime I go to buy a dress it hangs wrong, you know? Like they don't expect me to have a bustline. I lack willpower is the problem. I crave salty things. Pickly things. Hot spices." She accepted the sack of taco chips and held it up, demonstrating.
"How about me?" Mabel asked. "Doctor says I'm so overweight my legs are going."
"Oh, you are not! Show me where you're overweight!"
"He says it wouldn't be so bad if I was in some other job but waitressing; it gets to my veins."
"Our daughter's been working as a waitress," Maggie said. She tore open the sack of taco chips and bit into one. "Sometimes she's on her feet for eight hours straight without a break. She started out in sandals but switched to crepe soles soon enough, I can tell you, even though she swore she wouldn't."
"You are surely not old enough to have a daughter that grown up," Mabel said.
"Oh, she's still a teenager; this was just a summer job. Tomorrow she leaves for college."
"College! A smarty," Mabel said.
"Oh, well, / don't know," Maggie said. "She did get a full scholarship, though." She held out the sack. "You want some?"
Mabel took a handful. "Mine are all boys," she told Maggie. "Studying came about as natural to them as flying."
"Yes, our boy was that way."
" 'Why aren't you doing your homework?' I'd ask them. They'd have a dozen excuses. Most often they claimed the teacher didn't assign them any, which of course was an out-and-out story."
"That's just exactly like Jesse," Maggie said.
"And their daddy!" Mabel said. "He was forever taking up for them. Seemed they were all in cahoots and I was left out in the cold. What I wouldn't give for a daughter, I tell you!"
"Well, daughters have their drawbacks too," Maggie said. She could see that Ira wanted to break in with a question (he'd placed a finger on the map and was looking at Mabel expectantly), but once he got his answer he'd be ready to leave, so she made him hold off a bit. "For instance, daughters have more secrets. I mean you think they're talking to you, but it's small talk. Daisy, for instance: She's always been so quiet and obedient. Then up she pops with this scheme to go away to school. I had no idea she was plotting that! I said, 'Daisy? Aren't you happy here at home?' I mean of course I knew she was planning on college, but I notice University of Maryland is good enough for other people's children. 'What's wrong with closer to Baltimore?' I asked her, but she said, 'Oh, Mom, you knew all along I was aiming for someplace Ivy League.' I knew no such thing! I had no idea!