"No, go ahead. Laugh all you want."
"I didn't think that Don Juan would ever… Oh, but you must feel terrible."
"Not at all. Uh, Your Majesty, could I speak to you in private for a moment?"
"Eh? Well, certainly."
"See you later, Jeremy," Linda said.
"Bye!"
"And no monkey business," the king warned him.
"Yes, sir!"
"Remember, this place still has a torture chamber, down in the cellar."
"Yikes."
"Look, it's about… you know, my official position around here," Linda said when they were out in the corridor.
"Your… official position." lncarnadine narrowed his eyes.
"Yeah. It was nice, you know, what happened. And though I really like you a lot- I mean, I'm… oh, hell, you know I'm in love with you. Despite that, I don't want to be your royal mistress. Or whatever you call it, on a permanent basis."
Incarnadine opened his mouth. He closed it without saying anything.
"So, listen." Linda ran a hand over the velure of his jogging suit. "It was nice. I just wanted you to know that. And if you ever show up in my bedroom again, I'm going to have a hell of a time turning you down. In fact, I don't think I'd want to turn you down. I probably wouldn't. But this thing about-Oh, I don't know. I just don't want to be a little niche in your life. I want-"
Incarnadine nodded, smiling blandly.
Linda took a deep breath. "You know, I really don't know what the hell I want. I never have."
Incarnadine shook his head, frowning.
"I guess I should really do something about that. Soon. Shouldn't I?"
Incarnadine nodded, and again his smile was noncommittal.
She kissed him. "Thanks again. Inky." She walked off down the hall.
He stood there for a long moment, reflecting on the world, the flesh, and various impish things.
"Right," he said.
He walked slowly in the opposite direction, down the long stone corridor, still thinking, taking his time. A man should do this now and then. Most people hurry to early graves.
He stopped dead in his tracks. "Uh-oh."