“Call it whatever you want,” he says, twisting a strand of my hair around his pointer finger. “I hate foreign crap.”
“Even Miele manufactures vacuum cleaners in Asia these days,” I say.
“Miele? No way!”
“Yes, they do. Maybe not the entire vacuum cleaner, but components for it. Something. In China. I read it somewhere.”
“Shit.”
“I’m just saying, all that’s left these days is foreign crap.”
“Yeah, it’s a shame,” he says dejectedly. “We’re drowning in it.”
“Who — we?”
“We Germans, of course. Me and you. We’re losing everything — our economy, our language, our genes.”
“Our music,” I add. “Culture in general.”
“Exactly. In twenty years there won’t be any ‘we’ anymore.”
“It’s horrible,” I say. “Who will be left?”
“The Chinese and the Turks,” he says, grabbing another strand of hair. He’s lying quite close to me and speaking very softly. The crickets around us are louder.
“You don’t like them, do you?” I ask empathetically, pushing my hair behind my ears before he can grab any more between his fingers. “The Chinese, the Turks, and other antisocial vermin.”
“Fffff,” he sneers. “When we take power, they’ll get theirs.”
“When we who?” I ask tiredly. I think I already know. “The Republicans? Who’s funding your student group?”
“The Republicans? Ha!”
“Okay, so tell me.”
“Guess.”
“You’re with the National Party.”
“Hey, you’re good.” He probably thinks his kiss is sufficient reward. Now he’s talkative and animated. He starts stuttering again. The talk is all about duplicitous politicians and fraud and volk and lost honor. I tune out.
I want to move on to something that has a little more to do with me.
“The Russians are worse than the Chinese, right?” I ask during a short pause. The sunset glows red in the sky above us.
“The Russians? Nah. They used to be bad. But you can forget about them nowadays. They drink themselves to death. They’re degenerates.”
“What can you do?” I say. “Bad food, bad weather, social injustice. The old dictatorship replaced by a new one. Arbitrariness and violence. How are you going to achieve world domination with all of that to deal with?”
“I’m not worried about them,” he says. “It won’t take long for them all to kill each other off. Anybody left will be in the slammer. And when we take power, we’ll seal the border tight.”
“Great idea,” I say. “I’m all for it. Hey, you haven’t taken anything, have you? You’re clear-headed, right?”
“Of course,” he says. “What do you mean — taken anything?”
“Some kind of mind altering substance. Anti-anxiety. Stimulant. . ”
“What are you talking about?” he asks, annoyed. “Drugs? I’m not crazy.”
“What about rock and roll?”
“What?”
“Are you into it?”
“Huh?”
“I mean, we’ve already established you’re not into sex and drugs.”
He sits up. I remain lying down.
“You talk weird,” he says.
“What do you mean — do I have an accent?”
“What? No, of course not. I mean what you are saying. It’s weird. Do you vote for the Green Party or something?” He says this in a worried tone. He’d probably be less disturbed if I were a man in drag.
I don’t want to bring to his attention the fact that I’m not even old enough to vote. And anyway, I’m not here for a political debate.
“So have we gotten to know each other enough?” I ask. I answer my own question as he rolls onto me and presses me into the cold grass. “Apparently we have.”
The conversation has animated him. Now he’s really passionate. I barely manage to move my head to the side — I don’t feel like having to deal with slobbery kisses on top of it all. So he nuzzles my shoulder. It tickles incredibly.
The stupid thing is that I don’t feel any better as a result. I close my eyes and then open them again. It’s not very comfortable and it’s boring. And the feeling of it doesn’t really affect me. This isn’t what I was trying for. I peer through my eyelashes and watch as he tosses the condom into the bushes, kneels, zips up his pants. I don’t find it funny when he wraps his arms around me, presses his moist forehead to my temple, and whispers cheesy words to me — it was good, really good. I almost answer with “my pleasure.”
I feel worse now than beforehand.
I put my rollerblades back on. It’s nice to have them on again because my feet are freezing now. He groans as he struggles to put his back on. He can’t close the straps. I help him in the dark.
“Want to skate a little more?” I ask.
“Where to?” he yawns. It’s obvious he’d like nothing better than to crawl into bed — alone.
But I’m not done yet.
I skate ahead and he follows. Sometimes he cries out in the dark and I have to go back and pull him along by the hand.
As we skate around, I start to feel a bit better.
“Where are we heading?” he says warily. “I don’t know my way around here.”
“Who cares,” I answer. “The path is good — nice, smooth asphalt.”
“I guess so,” he says tentatively. “I just hope we don’t end up in the Russian ghetto. I think it’s around here somewhere, isn’t it?”
“Don’t worry,” I say, propping him up again.
We race through under the underpass, the wind whistling in my ears. I turn and look at him. I can’t even manage to refer to him as Volker in my head. I watch as he smiles, spreads his arms out. His T-shirt flutters like a ghost.
“What a crazy night!” he calls out to me. “First you and now this.”
“It’s going to get even better,” I promise him. “Look out for that stick.”
His skates hit it and he falls. He rolls around as if he’s seriously injured, but I’m not buying it.
“It got you good,” I say, calming him down. I put out my hand to help him to his feet. “We need to cut through here anyway. The path gets bad up ahead.”
“Through the woods?” he says, appalled. “Here? Are you crazy?”
“It’s not really woods. Just through there is a clearing. There are big, beautiful oaks growing there.”
He follows me. What else can he do. I know he’ll never again follow a strange woman to an area he doesn’t know.
“Being in the woods at night really awakes primal fears, eh?” I call over my shoulder. He grunts something in response.
There are fewer of them than I had expected. Five guys, two girls. They’re sitting on the backs of the benches, next to a table that’s been tipped upside down. In the middle of them is a hole in the ground, and in it a nice fire is burning. Peter is there with his two lieutenants, along with Anna and three others I’ve never seen before. But I can tell they belong — I recognize my countrymen immediately. Sometimes I can see it in the structure of their faces, sometimes in the clothing. And when nothing else sticks out, I can tell from the doomed look in their eyes.
I wave and then take off my rollerblades and walk barefoot. The skates are heavy and I hand them to Peter, who comes up to me and says, “Are you nuts? Barefoot? There’s broken glass all over the place.”
He doesn’t look at me — he’s looking over my shoulder at my companion, who is awkwardly following me, walking in his skates.
“This is Volker,” I say to the group. In German. “He’s a likeable member of the National Party, an activist for the party, in fact.” They don’t react. They don’t know what the National Party is all about. “And these are. . my friends,” I say to my companion. Now the group starts to react, looking at each other with surprise.