‘A lot of queer stories about the Cathedral,’ said Mr Veal on his third glass of port. ‘And I could tell you a few if I had a mind to. Have you heard about the bells?’
‘But there aren’t any,’ Faraday said. ‘Not in the Cathedral. Only the clock chimes.’
‘Ah. Not now. But there were bells, once upon a time.’
‘Get along with you, George,’ said Mrs Veal. ‘Save it for later. I need to clear the table and these boys need to get back or Mr Ratcliffe will be wondering where they are.’
‘He knows about it, all right,’ Mr Veal says.
‘Who does, dear?’
‘Mr Ratcliffe. He knows about the stories.’
5
In the evening of Christmas Day, we made mugs of cocoa together and sat around the fire in the sitting room at the Sacrist’s Lodging. Like Mr Veal, Mr Ratcliffe had drunk a few glasses of wine with his dinner and was unusually expansive.
Mordred condescended to join us. He sat on the chair nearest the fire, head erect, with his back to us. It was Mordred who started Mr Ratcliffe on ghosts.
‘I am afraid he’s a little stand-offish today. You wouldn’t think it but he doesn’t like being left alone in the house. We abandoned him for most of the day and now he’s sulking.’
‘He doesn’t look as if he’d notice if he was alone or not.’ My scratches still rankled. ‘I don’t think he likes people.’
‘You may be right,’ Mr Ratcliffe said, patting his pockets for his oilskin tobacco pouch. ‘But he finds us convenient, and not just for food and warmth. Perhaps we help to ward off the ghosts.’
‘Ghosts?’ Faraday said. ‘What ghosts?’ In those three words his voice modulated from a rumble to a squeak.
‘Do you know any stories about them, sir?’ I said. ‘Will you tell us one?’
‘Mordred used to see the ghost next door,’ Mr Ratcliffe said, nodding towards the party wall that divided this part of the Sacrist’s Lodging from the other. ‘Of course he was just a kitten then, and he didn’t know what to make of it. In fact, that’s why he lives with me. He kept coming over here to get away from the ghost, and in the end the Precentor said I might as well keep him.’
‘Have you seen it, sir?’ I asked. By this stage of my life I had my doubts about the existence of God but I was more than willing to keep an open mind about ghosts.
‘Yes, several times over the years.’ Mr Ratcliffe had given up on his pockets. Still talking, he rose from his chair and eventually discovered the pouch wedged between the seat and the arm. ‘Of course I didn’t realize it was a ghost at first.’
‘What did it look like?’ Faraday said.
‘Like a cat.’
‘A cat?’
‘Yes, a little grey cat. One used to see it in the corner of the big room upstairs occasionally. Quite harmless. It’s probably still there, for all I know. It comes and goes.’
‘What did it do?’ I said.
‘Nothing very much. It just sat there. Sometimes you saw it moving across the room. You always glimpsed it out of the corner of your eye, if you know what I mean. But Mordred was different — he saw it directly. He behaved as if it was another cat, arching his back and so on. But then it simply terrified him, and he wouldn’t stay in the same house. So he moved here, next door. But it was odd, really — the grey cat never seemed to notice his existence at all.’
‘Perhaps it thought Mordred was the ghost,’ Faraday suggested with a giggle. ‘Perhaps he was trying to pretend Mordred wasn’t there.’
Mr Ratcliffe struck a match and paused, considering the remark, the flame flickering over the bowl of the pipe.
‘Anything is possible, I suppose,’ he said at last, and sucked the flame deep into the pipe. ‘We may haunt ghosts as much as the other way round.’
‘Or they may not even know we’re there,’ I put in, feeling that Faraday was having too much of the limelight.
‘Some of the time they certainly know we’re there.’ The light was dim and Mr Ratcliffe’s features disintegrated in a cloud of smoke. ‘Or some of them do. That was certainly the case with the blue lady. She always behaved very cordially to me. Of course one should not generalize from the particular.’ He must have seen our expressions for he added hastily, ‘I mean that one ghost who behaves like that does not necessarily mean that they all do.’
‘Please, sir,’ Faraday said, sounding like a little boy, ‘who is the blue lady?’
‘She is at the Deanery,’ Mr Ratcliffe said. ‘I used to go there a good deal when I was younger.’ He glanced at the piano that dominated the room. ‘Not in this Dean’s time, or even the one before. There was a lady — the Dean’s daughter, as it happens — who played the violin and wanted an accompanist.’
‘Was she the blue lady?’ I asked.
‘She was entirely flesh and blood.’ Mr Ratcliffe gave a little cough. He turned away from us and blew his nose. ‘But I often went up to the Deanery drawing-room in those days, and I sometimes met the blue lady on the stairs.’
‘How did you know she was a ghost, sir? Could she have been someone staying there?’
‘Oh no. She wore a dress with a hoop under the skirt. Eighteenth century, I imagine. Besides I encountered her on one occasion when I was with Miss — with the Dean’s daughter, and she didn’t see her.’
Faraday leaned forward, his head resting on his hands. ‘What happened, sir? Did she speak? Did you?’
‘No,’ Mr Ratcliffe said. ‘We hadn’t been introduced, you see. So I bowed — and she gave a little curtsey. It was always like that — I must have seen her three or four times. The last time I glanced back and she was looking up at me. I thought she might be going to say something. But she didn’t.’
‘Did you ask the Dean about her?’ I said.
Mr Ratcliffe shook his head. ‘It would not have been wise. But I did ask his daughter if the Deanery was said to be haunted, and she said no, but that her mother had been obliged to dismiss a housemaid who was making up silly stories to frighten the other servants. Stories about a lady in an old-fashioned dress.’
Faraday’s mouth had fallen open in amazement. He looked more like a rabbit than ever.
‘It all seems so pointless, sir,’ I said. ‘The cat, the blue lady.’
‘Why does it have to have a point?’ Mr Ratcliffe said. ‘Which is to say, a purpose that we in our present situation are able to understand. Of course in some cases one can speculate about that. In other words, there may be a possible factual basis that might underlie a ghostly phenomenon.’
‘He means there is a real story to explain the ghost,’ I told Faraday, as much to display my superior understanding as to enlighten his ignorance.
‘One or two of our own ghosts come into that category. Take Mr Goldsworthy, for example. On the other hand, the real story may not explain the ghost — it may be the other way round: that the ghost is our way of trying to explain something puzzling or disturbing that actually occurred. Something we somehow create ourselves.’
Mr Ratcliffe paused. He peered through his pipe smoke at Faraday and me. He had been a schoolmaster all his life and he knew boys.
‘It is getting late,’ he said. ‘You two should go to bed.’
‘But, sir,’ Faraday said. ‘What about Mr Goldsworthy?’
Mr Ratcliffe smiled at him. ‘I’ll tell you about him tomorrow evening.’
‘Oh, sir.’ Faraday sounded about nine years old. I scowled at him, though I was as keen to hear about Mr Goldsworthy as he was.
We said our good nights. Mr Ratcliffe stayed by the fire, smoking and reading. I went outside to use the lavatory while Faraday carried the cups into the kitchen and stacked them in the sink.