‘So.’ Bond walked over to the telephone, then decided against it.
‘Am I in trouble?’ Myra asked.
‘You mean police? No, but I think some other friends of ours will probably want to see you, maybe keep you in a reasonable place – a house somewhere – and ask you a lot of questions. If you go along with them, you’ll be safe, but I believe if you stay here you’ll probably be dead inside a week.
‘You manage if I go out for a while?’ he asked Chi-Chi.
‘Telephone?’
‘Yes, I don’t fancy this one after the last call. I might have screwed things up as it is. Shouldn’t be long. Only open up to me – or Indexer of course.’
There was still plenty of traffic on the street even at this time in the morning, and Bond cursed for not having put on a warmer jacket for there was a rising cold wind.
He turned left out of the apartment building and walked a block down to the Parker Meridien. Across the street, Ed Rushia, in a chauffeur’s cap, nodded at the wheel of a stretch limo. Bond smiled to himself. Ed was certainly an operator. They had told him to hire a car and back up. He had obviously done just that and hired a stretch limo.
The night porter was on duty outside the 56th Street entrance to the imposing hotel, and as Bond approached him, he stepped forward.
‘I help you, buddy?’
‘I need to use one of the public telephones.’ He slipped a ten into the man’s hand.
‘Oh, okay, sir. Thank you. You want I should get you a cab?’
‘I’ll be just fine,’ and Bond disappeared into the brightly lit interior. A minute later he had swiped a credit card through one of the telephone booths and dialled the same local number as before.
‘Curve’s Deli, Joe speaking. How can I help you?’
‘Custodian! Patch me through to whoever’s the senior officer.’
There were a couple of clicks, then a voice he recognised as Grant’s answered. ‘Custodian? Where the hell’re you calling from?’
‘Public booth. Listen, we could have a serious problem. Our hostess seems to have been expecting the real Mo girl, but we’re not certain if it’s Eeny, Meeny, Miney or Mo, if you follow.’
‘I don’t, but go on.’
‘Our hostess seems to have been working for the people at the old French Legation, but swears she didn’t know what she was really up to. I would suggest you make arrangements to have her dried out once we’ve left. We’re off to sunny California tonight.’
‘Jetsetter!’ Grant was actually trying his hand at a joke. Pity it was so limp.
‘You’re in touch with Indexer?’ Bond did not even have a smirk in his voice.
‘Of course.’
‘Then use whatever means you can to put a photograph of the Mo woman on the wire and get it to him.’
‘Then what?’
‘He knows where I am, and you know, right?’
‘Right.’
‘Are we alone, or does Indexer have company?’
‘He says not, and he’s usually accurate.’
‘I’ll call back from the apartment and order pizza or something. You can send a lad down with them. Just get Indexer to intercept and bring the items up.’
‘Will do.’ Grant hung up and Bond left the hotel.
‘Okay, sir?’ The doorman would remember him, but that couldn’t be helped.
‘Sure. Fine. My phone’s out and my girl just stood me up.’
‘Women!’ said the doorman, as though this was the cause of all the world’s problems.
‘Everything normal?’ he asked when he got back into the apartment. Chi-Chi or Myra or both had made more coffee, and there was a plateful of sandwiches.
‘Fine.’ Chi-Chi smiled at him, as if to say together they could conquer the world. ‘Myra’s worried about getting arrested.’
‘Don’t lose a wink over it, Myra. I’ve been arrested a hundred times. Nothing to it.’ He picked up the apartment phone and called the contact number, spending several minutes ordering three jumbo pizzas with all the trimmings while the women sat open-mouthed.
‘Myra has enough here to feed an army.’ Chi-Chi held out the plate which looked as though someone had tried to make a model of the Leaning Tower of Pisa from bread, smoked salmon and cheese.
‘An army doesn’t live on smoked salmon alone. Armies like us need other things – camp followers, nurses, air support.’
Chi-Chi raised an eyebrow at this piece of whimsy and Bond thought to himself that she had incredible control over it.
‘Will they put me in jail?’ Myra asked, anxious and getting quite close to hysteria.
‘Not if you’re a good girl and eat your sandwiches. Try to relax, Myra. I want you with all your wits about you. Another friend’s coming up shortly.’ He took his fourth sandwich and munched on it happily. ‘We could always play Trivial Pursuit while we wait. Do you have Trivial Pursuit, Myra?’
She shook her head, but did not speak.
‘How about Mahjong?’
‘Yes, if we have to.’
‘We don’t have to do anything, Myra. Just stay calm and wait.’
The downstairs buzzer went about half-an-hour later.
‘Pizzas from Curve’s Deli.’ Rushia’s growl came out covered in static.
‘Come right up,’ Bond answered.
He had the chauffeur’s peaked cap pushed on to the back of his head. ‘There’s your eats.’ He gave the big smile to the women. ‘Do yourself proud here. Very nice.’
‘You got the other thing?’
He nodded. ‘I’m to slog around passing messages for you, and I’ve got another little job if you can manage it.’
‘I hope you’ve got somebody watching that limo.’ Bond took the photograph. ‘Around here it could be on bricks by the time you get back.’
Rushia chuckled. ‘I sure fooled them. I let the air outa the tyres.’
‘Myra,’ Bond walked over to where she sat, holding the photograph out to her, ‘you recognise this girl?’
She had a very thin hand which shook slightly as she took the photograph and peered at it as though it were a holy relic.
‘No. No, I don’t recognise her. Should I?’
‘Only if it happened to be your old friend Jenny Mo.’
‘Oh, that’s not Jenny. She was rather intense-looking and wore big, black-rimmed glasses.’
‘Good.’ Bond handed the picture back to Rushia. ‘Just have this destroyed, my good fellow. Oh, and we’ll be heading for JFK tomorrow night. Nine fifteen to the city of Saint Francis.’
‘Make a nice change. I’ll fix it, even if they have to offload some poor tourist.’ He ran a long finger down the side of his nose. ‘A word in private, your honour.’
They stepped over to the door.
‘Got a couple of Mickey Finns here for the lady.’ Ed spoke out of the corner of his mouth, a parody of every Hollywood jail movie.
‘How fast, and how long?’
‘’Bout two minutes and twenty-four hours.’
‘Okay. Would you tell whoever’s going to clean up that we will be away by seven tonight.’
‘Anything else I can do? Massage your back? Wash the dishes? Sing a coupla choruses of “Oh dear, what a calamity”?’
‘Just keep doing what you’re good at, Ed.’ Bond took the pills in their little silver foil packet and showed him out of the door.
‘Time for sleep,’ he announced when Rushia had finally gone. ‘Get Myra to bed, then call me in. You’re pretty wired – strung up – Myra. I’ve got a couple of pills that will make certain you’ll rest.’