“Oh, he’s cretinous but not a liar,” Kebble said, loyally. “Anyway, it should be simple enough to verify. I thought maybe you’d heard something already.”
“Some sort of explosion was reported during the night from...” Larch turned over some papers on the desk. “... from Holmwood. Ozzy Pointer rang up about it, apparently. We’ve not had time to look into it yet.”
“Well, that’s the direction. Beyond East Street.”
“Yes,” said Larch placidly. He adjusted the already neatly arranged documents before him and added: “I suppose you want to make what you’d call a story out of it. A drinking fountain...” He smirked contemptuously. “You must be hard up. Come on, then, if that’s what you want.”
Quite suddenly, Kebble found himself following Larch out of his office and along the corridor to the rear yard. Larch climbed into his car, started the engine and drove with expert rapidity through the narrow archway into Fen Street before glancing stonily to see if Kebble had managed to scramble aboard.
When they arrived at the park Kebble again suffered the disadvantage of short legs as he tried to match Larch’s striding progress between the bowling greens to where a group of curious and mostly elderly citizens had gathered around a jet of water.
Larch pushed brusquely into the ring. The damage was even more impressive than Leaper’s account had suggested. Of the fountain’s column, bowl, and graven inscription to the memory of the late Lieutenant-Colonel William Courtney-Snell, J.P., there remained no identifiable fragment. The surrounding concrete, now awash, was cracked and deeply pitted. Some of the shrubs that once had formed a semi-circular screen were now leafless, as though stripped by an overnight winter; others had been blasted into stumps bearing a few tatters of bark.
One wooden wall of a small bowls pavilion about twenty yards away had been plucked out and thrown across the path. A row of bowls lockers behind it had collapsed, spilling their contents. These lay now among the debris like cannon balls in a stormed gun emplacement.
Kebble, who had removed his outsize hat not in awe but to facilitate his squeezing his head between the chief inspector and a particularly stubborn bystander, gave a soft whistle. “An outrage if ever I saw one,” he remarked appreciatively.
The policeman grunted and gazed around over heads for someone who might profitably be questioned. At that moment Harding, the keeper, appeared through the park gates accompanied by a little man carrying a tool bag. Larch disengaged himself from the water-watchers and walked rapidly to meet them, followed by Kebble.
Harding halted before Larch and stared bitterly at the crowd. “A fine to-do-ment, this little old lot,” he observed. His companion set down his bag, wiped his nose with the back of his hand and nodded agreement. Harding indicated him and explained: “From the water department. He’s come to turn it off.”
Larch ignored the introduction and the plumber, after grinning querulously at Kebble and shuffling a bit, picked up the tools and took himself off towards a small brick building on the far side of the park.
“You’re Harding, aren’t you?”
“That’s right,” replied the keeper guardedly; the chief inspector, he noticed, was looking airily over his head and he didn’t like it.
“Just what has been going on here?”
Harding glowered. “Well, you can see for yourself. The fountain’s gone. I don’t know anything else about it.”
“What were you doing during the night, Mr Harding?” Larch had the stance of an ascetic headmaster, listening abstractedly to the futile excuses of a boy caught chalking obscenities. But Harding was not to be intimidated. “Parachute jumping,” he retorted.
The corner of Larch’s mouth twitched but he continued to stare into space. “I really don’t think that sort of attitude will get us anywhere, Mr Harding,” he said gently, with his rustling lisp. “Just try and think, will you?”
“I was in bed, of course. What else should I have been doing?”
“You heard nothing?”
“I heard a damn great bang all right. A lot of other people did too, I expect.”
“Did you think it came from the park here?”
“I didn’t think anything. I went back to sleep.”
“But when you arrived here for work...”
“I found this how-d’you-do.” Harding jerked his head towards the outrage. Just then the water jet faltered, sank and disappeared. The plumber had located the stopcock.
“You had the job of maintaining the fountain, I suppose: cleaning it, and so on?”
“That’s right.”
“Bit of a nuisance, was it?”
Harding blew out his cheeks. “Here, what do you think you’re getting at?” He stared,belligerently at Larch, then looked across at Kebble, as if challenging him to translate the innuendo into plainer terms. But Kebble was busy examining a cigarette he had just lighted.
Larch said smoothly: “It’s entirely up to you, Mr Harding, to decide what you think I mean. I don’t think I have said anything to which you should take exception.”
“You as good as said I’d blown the damn thing up myself to save cleaning it.”
For the first time in the interview Larch looked directly at the park keeper. “Really, Mr Harding,” he said reprovingly. Then he turned and regarded the few ancients who still lingered around the site of the explosion. “I’d be obliged if you could find a few stakes and rope that area off. We shall want to take a closer look at it without being trampled to death by the Over-Sixty clubs.”
As they drove back into town, Kebble said: “You don’t really think he did it, do you?”
Larch smiled. “Why not? He’s a cheeky bastard.” With effortless precision he swung the big car out to the crown of the road and overtook a slow procession of vans and lorries. “Unless, of course,” he added, “you know who’s responsible.”
“Me, old chap?” Kebble affected the pained surprise that he knew Larch expected of him.
“Certainly. But I was forgetting—a journalist never gives away the source of his information, does he?”
“Never,” Kebble cheerfully confirmed. He found the strain of playing to Larch’s humour did not diminish with the years.
As the car approached the Borough Bridge he was reminded of the other matter he had intended to mention. “You knew Stan Biggadyke had piled his car up, I suppose?”
“Has he really?” Larch sounded as if he had been told that the Great Lama had hairs in his nostrils.
“Didn’t anyone tell you!”
“Maybe. What special reason have you to be interested?”
God, thought Kebble, here we go again. He said: “I’m interested in everything and everybody. A professional nosey parker. Squalid, isn’t it?”
“You’re a damned interfering old nuisance.” Larch remained silent for a while, as he always did after a vituperative remark so as to give opportunity for it to be wondered at and worried over. Then, quietly and with the calculated indifference of a man fond of fancying himself much feared, he went on: “Yes, I know about Biggadyke. He was taken slightly ill when he was driving. He hit a lorry. I believe he’s likely to be in hospital for a day or two. That’s all.”