Kirk opened his mouth to reprove the intruder, but was suddenly overcome. ‘Black it stood as night,’ he muttered, joyfully. This new way of applying quotations, not to edification, seemed to have caught his fancy.
‘Oh, dear,’ said Harriet. She glanced at Peter. ‘I wonder if we’d better leave it till tomorrow?’
‘I don’t mind telling you, me lady,’ observed the sweep,
‘Mr Bunter’s fair put out, thinkin’ he’ll have to cook dinner on that there perishin’ oil-stove.’
‘I’d better come and talk to Bunter,’ said Harriet. She felt she could not bear to see Bunter suffer any more. Besides, the men would probably get on better without her. As she went out, she heard Kirk call Puffett into the room.
‘Just a moment,’ said Kirk. ‘Crutchley here says he was at choir practice last Wednesday night from half-past six on. Do you know anything about that?’
‘That’s right, Mr Kirk. We was both there. ’Arf-past six to ’arf-past seven. ’Arvest anthem. “For ’Is mercies still endure. Ever faithful, ever sure.”’ Finding his notes less powerful than usual, Mr Puffett cleared his throat. ‘Been swallowing of the sut, that’s what I’ve been doing of. “Ever faithful, ever sure.” That’s quite correct.’
‘And you see me round at the Pig, too,’ said Crutchley.
‘Course I did. I’m not blind. You dropped me there and took vicar on to the Parish ‘All and come back not five minutes arter for your supper. Bread and cheese, you ’ad, and four and a ’arf pints, ’cause I counted ’em. Drahnd yourself one o’ these days, I reckon.’
‘Was Crutchley there all the time?’ asked Kirk.
‘Till closin’. Ten o’clock. Then we ’ad to go round and pick up Mr Goodacre again. Whist-drive was over at 10, but we ’ad to wait gettin’ on ten minutes while he ’ad a chat with old Miss Moody. ’Ow that woman do clack on, to be sure!
Then ’e come back with us. That’s right, ain’t it, Frank?’ -That’s right.’
‘And,’ pursued Mr Puffett, with a large wink, ‘if it’s me you’ve got your eye on, you can ask Jinny wot time I got ’ome. George, too. Real vexed, Jinny was, at me settin’ down to tell George about the match. But there! She’s expectin’ ’er fourth and it makes ’er fratchetty-like. I tell her, it ain’t no good blamin’ her dad, but I reckon she gotter take it outer George somehow.’
‘Very good,’ said the Superintendent, ‘that’s all I want to know.’
‘Right,’ said Mr Puffett. ‘I’ll be seem’ about them ladders, then.’
He retired promptly, and Kirk again turned to Crutchley. ‘Well, that seems straight enough. You left-call it 6.20 and didn’t come back that night. You left deceased alone in the house, with the back door locked and bolted and the front locked, so far as you know. How about the windows?’
‘Shut and locked ’em all afore I went. Burglarproof catches you can see they have. Mr Noakes didn’t set much store by fresh air.’
‘H’m!’ said Peter. ‘He seems to have been a careful bird. By the way. Superintendent, did you find the front-door key on the body?’
‘Here’s his bunch,’ said Kirk.
Peter pulled Miss Twitterton’s key from his pocket, looked over the bunch, picked out its counterpart and said, ‘Yes; here you are.’ He laid the two side by side on his palm, examined them thoughtfully with a lens, and finally handed the whole thing over to Kirk, remarking, ‘Nothing there, so far as I can see.’
Kirk scrutinised the keys silently and then asked Crutchley: ‘Did you come back here any time during the week?’
‘No. Wednesday’s my day. Mr ’Ancock gives me Wednesday from eleven o’clock on. And Sundays, of course. But I wasn’t here Sunday. I went to London to see a young lady.’
‘Are you a London man?’ asked Peter.
‘No, my lord. But I worked there once and I got friends there.’
Peter nodded.
‘And you can’t give us any further information? Can’t think of anybody who might have come to see Mr Noakes that night? Anybody who might have had a grudge against him?’
‘I might think o’ plenty o’ them,’ said Crutchley, with emphasis. ‘But nobody what you might call special.’
Kirk was about to make a gesture of dismissal, when Peter put in a question.
‘Do you know anything about a note-case Mr Noakes lost some time ago?’
Kirk, Crutchley and Sellon all stared at him. Peter grinned. ‘No; I wasn’t born with second sight. Mrs Ruddle was eloquent on the subject. What can you tell us about that?’
‘I know he made a hell of a fuss about it, that’s all. Ten pound he had in it-or so he said. If ’e’d a-lost forty pound like me-’
‘That’ll do,’ said Kirk. ‘Have we any information about that, Joe?’
‘No, sir. Except it wasn’t found. We made out he must have dropped it out of his pocket in the road.’
‘All the same,’ put in Crutchley, ‘he had new locks put on the doors and the windows done too. Two years ago, that was. You ask Mr Ruddle about it.’
‘Two years ago,’ said Kirk. ‘Well-it don’t seem to have much connection with this here.’
‘It explains, perhaps,’ said Peter, ‘why he was so careful about locking up.’
‘Oh, yes, of course,’ agreed the Superintendent ‘Well, all right, Crutchley. That’ll do for the moment Stay about in case you’re wanted.’
‘It’s my day here,’ said Crutchley. ‘I’ll be workin’ in the garden-’
Kirk watched the door close behind him. ‘It don’t seem as if it could be him. Him and Puffett are alibis for one another.’
‘Puffett? Puffett is his own best alibi. You’ve only got to look at him. The man of upright soul and humour placid, needs no blunt instrument nor prussic acid. Horace; Wimsey’s translation.’
‘Then Puffett’s word is enough to let out Crutchley. Not but what he mightn’t have done it later on. Doctor only says, “Dead about a week.” Suppose Crutchley did it the next day-’
‘Not very likely. When Mrs Ruddle came in the morning she couldn’t get in.’
‘That’s true. We’ll have to check up the alibi with this chap Williams at Pagford. He might have come back and done the job after eleven.’
‘He might. Only remember, Noakes hadn’t gone to bed.
How about earlier-say, six o’clock, before he left?’
‘Don’t fit in with the candles.’
‘I was forgetting them. But you know, you could light candles at six o’clock on purpose to create that alibi.’
‘I suppose you could,’ agreed Kirk, with deliberation. He was apparently unused to dealing with criminals of so much subtlety as that would imply. He ruminated for a moment, and then suggested: ‘But them eggs and that cocoa?’
‘I’ve known even that done, too. I’ve known a murderer sleep in two beds and eat two breakfasts in order to lend verisimilitude to an otherwise unconvincing narrative.’
‘Gilbert and Sullivan,’ said the Superintendent, a little hopelessly.
‘Mostly Gilbert, I fancy. It’s more likely, if Crutchley did it, that it was done then, because I don’t see old Noakes letting in Crutchley after dark. Why should he? Unless Crutchley did have a key after all.’
‘Ah!’ said Kirk. He swivelled round heavily in his chair and looked Peter in the face:
‘What was you looking for on them keys, my lord?’
‘Traces of wax in the wards.’
‘Oh!’ said Kirk.
‘If a duplicate was made,’ went on Peter, ‘it was made within the last two years. Difficult to trace, but not impossible. Especially when people have friends in London.’
Kirk scratched his head.
*That’ll be a nice job,’ he said. ‘But see here. The way I look at it is this. If Crutchley did it, how did he come to miss all that money? That’s the thing I can’t get over. That don’t look reasonable to me.’
‘You’re quite right. It’s the most puzzling thing about the case, whoever committed the murder. It almost looks as though it wasn’t done for money. But it’s not easy to see any other motive.’