‘Right-oh, guv’nor,’ said George, ambling away a trifle awkwardly, for the topper showed a tendency to overbalance. The vicar, surprisingly, relieved the general embarrassment by observing with a reminiscent smile:
‘Now, you might not believe it, but when was up at Oxford I once put one on the Martyrs’ Memorial.’
‘Did you?’ said Peter. ‘I was one of the party that tied an open umbrella over each of the Caesars. They were the Fellows’ umbrellas. Ah! here come the drinks.’
‘Thank you,’ said Miss Twitterton. She shook her head sadly at the glass. ‘And to think that the last time we partook of Lord Peter’s sherry-’
‘Dear me, dear me!’ said Mr Goodacre. “Thank you. Ah! yes, indeed.’ He turned the wine musingly upon his tongue and appeared to compare its flavour favourably with that of the best sherry in Pagford.
‘Bunter-you’ve got some beer in the kitchen for Puffett.’
‘Yes, my lord.’
Mr Puffett, reminded that he was, in a manner of speaking, in the wrong place, picked up his curly bowler and said heartily:
‘That’s very kind of your lordship. Come along, Martha. Get off your bonnet and shawl and we’ll give these lads a and outside.’
‘Yes,’ said Harriet. ‘Bunter will be wanting you, Mrs Ruddle, to see about getting some lunch of some sort. Will you stay and have something with us. Miss Twitterton?’
‘Oh, no, really. I must be getting home. It’s so good of you.’
‘But you mustn’t hurry,’ said Harriet, as Puffett and Mrs Ruddle vanished. ‘I only said that because Mrs Ruddle though an excellent servant in her way-sometimes needs a reminder. Mr Goodacre, won’t you have a drop more sherry?’
‘No, really-I must be moving homewards.’
‘Not without your plants,’ said Peter. ‘Mr Goodacre has prevailed on Mr MacBride, Harriet, to let the cacti go to a good home.’
‘For a consideration, no doubt?’
‘Of course, of course,’ said the vicar. ‘I paid him for them. That was only right. He has to consider his clients. The other person-Solomons, I think his name is-made a slight difficulty, but we managed to get over that.’
‘How did you manage?’
‘Well,’ admitted the vicar, ‘I paid him too. But it was a small sum. Quite a small sum, really. Less than the plants are worth. I did not like to think of their going to a warehouse with no one to care for them. Crutchley has always looked after them so well. He is very knowledgeable with cacti.’
‘Indeed?’ said Miss Twitterton, so sharply that the vicar stared at her in mild astonishment. ‘I am glad to hear that Frank Crutchley fulfilled some of his obligations.’
‘Well, padre,’ said Peter, ‘rather you than me. I don’t like the things.’
‘They are not to everybody’s taste, perhaps. But this one, for instance-you must acknowledge that it is a superb specimen of its kind.’
He shuffled his short-sighted way towards the hanging cactus and peered at it with an anticipatory pride of possession.
‘Uncle William,’ said Miss Twitterton in a quavering voice, ‘always took great pride in that cactus.’
Her eyes filled with tears, and the vicar turned quickly towards her.
‘I know. Indeed, Miss Twitterton, it will be quite happy and safe with me.’
Miss Twitterton nodded, speechlessly; but any further demonstration was cut short by the entrance of Bunter, who said, coming up to her:
‘Excuse me. The furniture removers are about to clear the attics and have desired me to inquire what is to be done with the various trunks and articles labelled “Twitterton”.’
‘Oh! dear me! Yes of course. Oh, dear-yes, please tell them I think I had better come and see to that myself… You see-dear me!-however did I come to forget?-there are quite a lot of my things here.’ She fluttered towards Harriet. ‘I hope you won’t mind-I won’t trespass on your time-but I’d better just see what’s mine and what isn’t. You see, my cottage is so very small, and Uncle very kindly let me store my little belongings-some of dear Mother’s things-’
‘But of course,’ said Harriet. ‘Do go anywhere you like, and if you want any help-’
‘Oh, thank you so much. Oh, Mr Goodacre, thank you.’
The vicar, politely holding open the staircase door, extended his hand.
‘As I shall be going in a very few minutes, I’ll say goodbye now. Just for the moment. I shall of course come and see you. And now, you mustn’t allow yourself to brood, you know. In fact. I’m going to ask you to be very brave and sensible and come and play the organ for us on Sunday as usual. Now, will you? We’ve all come to rely on you so much.’
‘Oh, yes-on Sunday. Of course, dear Mr Goodacre, if you wish it, I’ll do my best-’
‘It will gratify me very much.’
‘Oh, thank you. I-you-everybody’s so good to me.’
Miss Twitterton vanished upstairs in a little whirl of gratitude and confusion.
‘Poor little woman! poor little soul!’ said the vicar. ‘It’s most distressing. This unsolved mystery hanging over us-’
‘Yes,’ said Peter, absently; ‘not too good.’
It gave Harriet a shock to see his eyes, coldly reflective, still turned towards the door by which Miss Twitterton had gone out. She thought of the trap-door in the attic-and the boxes. Had Kirk searched those boxes, she wondered. If not-well, then, what? Could there be anything in a box? A blunt instrument, with perhaps a little skin and hair on it? It seemed to her that they had all been standing silent a very long time, when Mr Goodacre, who had resumed his doting contemplation of the cactus, suddenly said:
‘Now, this is very strange-very strange indeed!’
She saw Peter start as it were out of a trance and cross l the room to see the strange thing. The vicar was staring. up into the nightmare vegetable above his head with a deeply i puzzled expression. Peter stared too; but, since the bottom of the pot was three or four inches over his head, he could see very little.
‘Look at that!’ said Mr Goodacre, in a voice that positively shook. ‘Do you see what that is?’
He rumbled in his pocket for a pencil, with which he pointed excitedly to something in the centre of the cactus.
‘From here,’ said Peter, stepping back, ‘it looks like a spot of mildew, though I can’t see very well from this distance. But perhaps in a cactus that’s merely the bloom of a healthy complexion.’
‘It is mildew,’ said the vicar, grimly. Harriet, feeling that intelligent sympathy was called for, climbed on the settle, so that she could look at the plant on a level.
‘There’s some more of it on the upper side of the leaves if they are leaves, and not stalks.’
‘Somebody,’ said Mr Goodacre, ‘has been giving it too much water.’ He looked accusingly from husband to wife.
‘We haven’t any of us touched it,’ said Harriet. She stopped, remembering that Kirk and Bunter had handled it. But they were scarcely likely to have watered it.
‘I’m a humane man,’ began Peter, ‘and though I don’t like the prickly brute-’
Then he, too, broke off, and Harriet saw his face change. It frightened her. It became the kind of face that might have belonged to that agonised dreamer of the morning hours.
‘What is it, Peter?’
He said in a half whisper: ‘Here we go round the prickly pear, the prickly pear, the prickly pear-’
‘Once the summer is over,’ pursued the vicar, ‘you must administer water very sparingly, very sparingly indeed.’
‘Surely,’ said Harriet, ‘it couldn’t have been the knowledgeable Crutchley.’
‘I think it was,’ said Peter, as though returning to them from a long journey. ‘Harriet-you heard Crutchley tell Kirk how he watered it last Wednesday week and wound the clock before collecting his wages from old Noakes.’