When he went to work this morning he had no idea he’d wind up where he was now. His plan was to have a normal day at the office, get back to work, keep his mind occupied. But he had no idea how fucking tempting it would be to see Angela sitting at her desk, wearing one of her skirts that barely covered her butt-cheeks. Usually, he’d find some way to get her into his office and they’d have a quickie, but he knew that anything like that would be impossible today, and probably for a long time. Everyone was talking about how a detective was here last week, asking everyone questions about him and Deirdre, and if anybody had any “theories” about what might have happened. This proved to Max that he wasn’t being paranoid – Simmons was definitely on to him.
Trying to bang Angela now would be nuts, but Max couldn’t help himself. Knowing she was so close by, wanting her so badly, was driving him wild. Before lunchtime, he called her into his office, but left the door open. As she went over Max’s schedule for the rest of the day, Max winked at her. Angela saw him, immediately smiled as Max wrote, “I have to be with you” on a pad and slid it across the desk to her. She wrote back, “How?”
Like two students passing notes back and forth in a classroom, Max and Angela plotted out their strategy for meeting later on at the Hotel Pennsylvania. He figured it would be better to meet at a big hotel, where there was a lot of activity, than at a small hotel where they were more likely to be noticed. He often set his clients up with call girls at the Hotel Pennsylvania and they never had any problems. Besides, they were planning to take precautions. They’d arrive separately, check in under phony names, and he’d wear a wig. The wig was his idea. Angela wrote that she could go buy him a nice one during her lunch break. He tried it on in his office, knowing right away that it made him look like Harpo Marx, but deciding that it was worth it to be alone with Angela.
When he entered the hotel lobby, he looked around, made sure he wasn’t being followed. Surprisingly, people passing by didn’t give him funny looks – maybe the wig didn’t look as ridiculous as he thought. He’d already called the hotel from work and found out there were plenty of vacancies tonight and there wouldn’t be a problem booking a room at the last minute. He checked in under the name “Brown” and told the woman who was working at reception that his wife would be meeting him, when she arrived to please send her right up. Then he paid for the room in advance, with cash.
In room 1812, Max made himself comfortable – showering, and then lying in bed, relaxing, watching TV, his right hand slowly sliding under his boxers down to his crotch, touching what felt like a spot where the skin was irritated. He quickly took off his underwear to examine the area more closely. He discovered it wasn’t really irritation – shit, it was more like a blister, and there were several smaller ones there as well. They itched and hurt like hell. How could he not have noticed them before?
He rushed into the bathroom, sat on the toilet bowl, and leaned over his lap, examining himself more carefully. The longer he looked at the blisters, the larger they seemed to grow. He tried to squeeze them, but this only made the itching and pain worse. Soon the discomfort was unbearable. As usual, he thought the worst first and imagined he had ebola, smallpox, that flesh-eating virus. It had to be something horrendous.
After a few more minutes of total panic he realized he wasn’t dying, but the word “herpes” crept into the back of his mind.
When Angela came into the room, Max was still in the bathroom. He had started crying. Although he’d washed his face with cold water, when he came out of the bathroom Angela immediately knew something was wrong.
Max’s lips quivered – he couldn’t get the word out. Then he dropped his boxers and held out his penis for Angela to examine. He was trying to see if she seemed surprised, but she didn’t show any particular reaction, saying, “What’s wrong?” Then she said. “Oh, I get it. It’s some kind of joke, right?”
“Look closer,” Max said.
Angela got on her knees, said, “Is that all you’re worried about?”
“It looks like…” Max still couldn’t say the word.
“What?” Angela said.
His face turning red, starting to cry again, Max blurted out, “Herpes!”
“Herpes?” Angela said, like it was the most ridiculous idea possible. “That’s just a little rash, that’s all. Knowing you, you probably made it worse from all your feckin’ scratching.”
“They look like blisters to me.”
Angela laughed, said, “Jaysus, listen to you. You should go back to worrying about your heart, a wee rash and you’re blubbering like a big baby.”
Continuing to examine himself, Max said, “It hurts.”
“What do you expect, scratching yourself like a feckin’ monkey?”
“What about you?” Max said. “I mean you haven’t been having any symptoms, have you?”
Angela was sitting on the edge of the bed, taking off her shoes. She froze for a moment then said, “What do you mean?”
“I mean this,” Max said. “I mean you’ve never had any pain or seen any blisters or-”
“Are you asking me if I have feckin’ herpes?”
When Angela turned around Max was staring at her with a deadpan expression. She said, “You better stop this, yah bollix, before I really start getting upset.”
Now her eyes had all the fire and rage of an angry Greek woman in them. Max didn’t realize until now how lethal this Irish-Greek-combo thing could be. It was one dangerous mix.
Figuring he’d better soothe her, he sat down next to her on the bed and put an arm loosely around her back. He started kissing the back of her neck, under her hair, until she started to giggle.
“I’m sorry, sweetie,” he said. “I really am glad you’re here. You don’t know how horrible it’s been – being in that house all alone all week. A couple of times I almost gave in and called you. When I saw your name on that card the office sent me I couldn’t stop staring at your handwriting. It just made me miss you even more.”
Max turned Angela’s head toward him, started kissing her lips. Then he moved his right hand down her back, over that great ass and said, “God, you don’t know how much I missed this.”
Angela freed herself. “I have to go pee.”
“Yeah, can I watch?” Max asked.
“You’re so funny,” Angela said without smiling as she went into the bathroom. He wondered, That was a joke?
Still sitting on the bed, Max said, “Have you heard anything from Popeye?”
“Why would I hear anything?”
“I mean through your cousin.”
“No. And I think it’s better if we don’t know anything, don’t you?”
“I guess you’re right,” Max said. “But I was ready to send a hit man after him a few days ago.”
“Really?” Angela sounded shocked or confused – Max couldn’t tell which. “Why?”
“The lunatic killed my niece. I mean she was just a young kid. When I found her lying there I was almost going to call the police and confess everything.”
“Well, thank God you didn’t do that.”
“You’re telling me,” Max said. “After the funeral, the whole picture started to come into focus for me. I mean it was a terrible thing that she had to die and everything, but it wasn’t as if Popeye didn’t warn me. What was the word he used? Pop. He said he was going to pop me if I got to the house early, so I guess he had to pop Stacy, God rest her soul. I mean if he didn’t pop her then we all would’ve been arrested by now, right?”
“Right,” Angela said.
“But the thing that still ticks me off is that whole alarm business. It was supposed to look like he was waiting for them outside, right? Like he forced them to disarm the alarm. But then what does that jerk-off do? He arms the alarm before he leaves. What was the guy thinking?”
“Maybe he was trying to make it look like nobody was there.”
“With two dead bodies in the foyer? This way, the cops know somebody gave him the code. I don’t even know why he bothered to steal that jewelry. Like the police were gonna believe it was a robbery?”