Ellery seized it. “The usual, Dad.”
“His trademark,” growled the Inspector, his lips working.
“But the card just says ‘Comus,’” complained Nikki. “Who—?”
“Go on, Mr. Bondling!” thundered the Inspector.
“And he calmly announced to me,” said Bondling, blotting his cheeks with an exhausted handkerchief, “that he’s going to steal the Dauphin’s Doll tomorrow, in Nash’s.”
“Oh, a maniac,” said Nikki.
“Mr. Bondling,” said the old gentleman in a terrible voice, “just what did this fellow look like?”
“Foreigner—black beard—spoke with a thick accent of some sort. To tell you the truth, I was so thunderstruck I didn’t notice details. Didn’t even chase him till it was too late.”
The Queens shrugged at each other, Gallically.
“The old story,” said the Inspector; the corners of his nostrils were greenish. “The brass of the colonel’s monkey and when he does show himself nobody remembers anything but beards and foreign accents. Well, Mr. Bondling, with Comus in the game it’s serious business. Where’s the collection right now?”
“In the vaults of the Life Bank & Trust, Forty-third Street branch.”
“What time are you to move it over to Nash’s?”
“They wanted it this evening. I said nothing doing. I’ve made special arrangements with the bank, and the collection’s to be moved at seven-thirty tomorrow morning.”
“Won’t be much time to set up,” said Ellery thoughtfully, “before the store opens its doors.” He glanced at his father.
“You leave Operation Dollie to us, Mr. Bondling,” said the Inspector grimly. “Better give me a buzz this afternoon.”
“I can’t tell you, Inspector, how relieved I am—”
“Are you?” said the old gentleman sourly. “What makes you think he won’t get it?”
When Attorney Bondling had left, the Queens put their heads together, Ellery doing most of the talking, as usual. Finally, the Inspector went into the bedroom for a session with his direct line to Headquarters.
“Anybody would think,” sniffed Nikki, “you two were planning the defense of the Bastille. Who is this Comus, anyway?”
“We don’t know, Nikki,” said Ellery slowly. “Might be anybody. Began his criminal career about five years ago. He’s in the grand tradition of Lupin—a saucy, highly intelligent rascal who’s made stealing an art. He seems to take a special delight in stealing valuable things under virtually impossible conditions. Master of make-up—he’s appeared in a dozen different disguises. And he’s an uncanny mimic. Never been caught, photographed, or fingerprinted. Imaginative, daring—I’d say he’s the most dangerous thief operating in the United States.”
“If he’s never been caught,” said Nikki skeptically, “how do you know he commits these crimes?”
“You mean and not someone else?” Ellery smiled pallidly. “The techniques mark the thefts as his work. And then, like Arsène, he leaves a card—with the name ‘Comus’ on it—on the scene of each visit.”
“Does he usually announce in advance that he’s going to swipe the crown jewels?”
“No.” Ellery frowned. “To my knowledge, this is the first such instance. Since he’s never done anything without a reason, that visit to Bondling’s office this morning must be part of his greater plan. I wonder if—”
The telephone in the living room rang clear and loud.
Nikki looked at Ellery. Ellery looked at the telephone.
“Do you suppose—?” began Nikki. But then she said, “Oh, it’s too absurd.”
“Where Comus is involved,” said Ellery wildly, “nothing is too absurd!” and he leaped for the phone. “Hello!”
“A call from an old friend,” announced a deep and hollowish male voice. “Comus.”
“Well,” said Ellery. “Hello again.”
“Did Mr. Bondling,” asked the voice jovially, “persuade you to ‘prevent’ me from stealing the Dauphin’s Doll in Nash’s tomorrow?”
“So you know Bondling’s been here.”
“No miracle involved, Queen. I followed him. Are you taking the case?”
“See here, Comus,” said Ellery. “Under ordinary circumstances I’d welcome the sporting chance to put you where you belong. But these circumstances are not ordinary. That doll represents the major asset of a future fund for orphaned children. I’d rather we didn’t play catch with it. Comus, what do you say we call this one off?”
“Shall we say,” asked the voice gently, “Nash’s Department Store—tomorrow?”
Thus the early morning of December twenty-fourth finds Messrs. Queen and Bondling, and Nikki Porter, huddled on the iron sidewalk of Forty-third Street before the holly-decked windows of the Life Bank & Trust Company, just outside a double line of armed guards. The guards form a channel between the bank entrance and an armored truck, down which Cytherea Ypson’s Dollection flows swiftly. And all about gapes New York, stamping callously on the aged, icy face of the street against the uncharitable Christmas wind.
Now is the winter of his discontent, and Mr. Queen curses.
“I don’t know what you’re beefing about,” moans Miss Porter. “You and Mr. Bondling are bundled up like Yukon prospectors. Look at me.”
“It’s that rat-hearted public relations tripe from Nash’s,” says Mr. Queen murderously. “They all swore themselves to secrecy, Brother Rat included. Honor! Spirit of Christmas!”
“It was all over the radio last night,” whimpers Mr. Bondling. “And in this morning’s papers.”
“I’ll cut his creep’s heart out. Here! Velie, keep those people away!”
Sergeant Velie says good-naturedly from the doorway of the bank, “You jerks stand back.” Little does the Sergeant know the fate in store for him.
“Armored trucks,” says Miss Porter bluishly. “Shotguns.”
“Nikki, Comus made a point of informing us in advance that he meant to steal the Dauphin’s Doll in Nash’s Department Store. It would be just like him to have said that in order to make it easier to steal the doll en route.”
“Why don’t they hurry?” shivers Mr. Bondling. “Ah!”
Inspector Queen appears suddenly in the doorway. His hands clasp treasure.
“Oh!” cries Nikki.
New York whistles.
It is magnificence, an affront to democracy. But street mobs, like children, are royalists at heart.
New York whistles, and Sergeant Thomas Velie steps menacingly before Inspector Queen, Police Positive drawn, and Inspector Queen dashes across the sidewalk between the bristling lines of guards with the Dauphin’s Doll in his embrace.
Queen the Younger vanishes, to materialize an instant later at the door of the armored truck.
“It’s just immorally, hideously beautiful, Mr. Bondling,” breathes Miss Porter, sparkly-eyed.
Mr. Bondling cranes, thinly.
ENTER Santa Claus, with bell.
Santa. Oyez, oyez. Peace, good will. Is that the dollie the radio’s been yappin’ about, folks?
Mr. B. Scram.
Miss P. Why, Mr. Bondling.
Mr. B. Well, he’s got no business here. Stand back, er, Santa. Back!
Santa. What eateth you, my lean and angry friend? Have you no compassion at this season of the year?
Mr. B. Oh... Here! (Clink.) Now will you kindly...?
Santa. Mighty pretty dollie. Where they takin’ it, girlie?
Miss P. Over to Nash’s, Santa.